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"BETHESDA LOGO APPEARS ON THE SCREEN"
Announcer: And now, please welcome... executive producer at Bethesda game studios... TODD HOWARD
"Cround goes WILD"
"Todd comes on out stage and does a backflip"
Croud: YOOOOOOOOOO
Todd: Haha, hello there hello there, nice to see ya. Now i know you all want me to say what i think about Fallout 76.
"Todd does a backflip"
Todd: But here's what i have to say - some games have a rough launch alright? FUCK. Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE, F U C K
"Croud is laughing so hard that the fabric of our existence stars to shake"
Todd: HAHA, settle down alright? Degenerates.
"Croud's laughter now sounds like static at the volume of a neverending shotgun blast"
Todd: And now, the time has come to bring out some new stuff we have be making for years. I hope you are ready, this is a big one.
"People are making Skyrim jokes, but they are quickly evaporated by Todd's laser eyes"
"Todd does a backflip"
Todd: F U C K, i present to you - the biggest game of this generation...
LIFE.
"Croud goes silent"
Todd: Now listen here. Not another fucking movement. You thought you can just come here and make fun of good ol Todd? You thinks you can just ask me about the death of my child and joke about my masterpiece? I'll show you motherfuckes how to appreciate me and my work. There are no announcments today. Go outside.
"Todd drops the n-word and fronflips into the gates of Hell that have opened in the ground."
Who's laughing now? Huh? Who laughing now?
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