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Okay, before you start wondering why I have zero manga in my list, they're in my account on Baka Updates.
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Oi, don't call me lazy! I only use MAL to keep track of my anime!

Ahem, sorry about that...
Konnichiwa, fellow anime fans. My name is Haiji, AKA the Great Otaku Queen, who holds her husband as her slave. (Just continue reading, you're not supposed to get that)

I'm the one that was stalking you last night --I..I mean that I'm just some random crazy otaku girl from the land far, far away called Finland, how could you possibly know me...? *makes an innocent face*

L-let's just move on, okay...?

My real name is Heidi Anneli. (That's where you're supposed to think 'Oh, what a beautiful name...')

I live in a small town of Kurikka, that's in Finland, Sherlock. (Google it!! LOL)

Then for the questions. (They are from my life-long fans...(who would actually believe that?))

What kind of a person are you?

I'm one of those stereotypical fat and ugly weeaboos who have nothing else to do that sit on computer all day watching anime or dorama or reading manga or listening to j-music or cosplaying or writing fanfics (though fanfics are not just otaku stuff.)

And I'm not an emo, mind you.

Would you tell me about your family?

I promised my deceased great-great grandmother not to write anything about my family on this site, so I'm not telling.
Yeah, right...
Mom, dad and my little brother belong to my family. We have two goats, two cats, two leopard geckos and two dogs. And before you ask, yes, my father is a Hillbilly.

What kind of things are you interested in?

Anime, manga, dorama, reading, writing, drawing, acting, j-music, fanfic, karaoke...

Are you interested in anything NOT related to Japan?

Let me think...NO!! Except for ice hockey and ESC.

What is your favorite color?

Pink, what else possibly could a kawaii-lolita obsessed freak like me to answer?

How old are you?

Check my bio. Why are you looking at me like that? I KNOW I look like a 14-year-old but I'm NOT lying my age! I just happen to have a serious condition called baby face! Hmph!

How tall are you?

167 cm. I'd like to be a little shorter, but who actually cares?

How much do you weight?

Anywhere between 0 and 500 kg.

Do you smoke?

I don't smoke or drink... And OF COURSE I don't use drugs... Hehe.... *Insert bad poker face*

If you're from Finland, why are you writing this in English?

Because I like English better, thats why. This would sound retarded if written in Finnish. (Not that this isn't sounding retarded enough because my grammar suckz)

Which one do you like the most; Naruto, Bleach or One Piece?

I actually like them all, so why pick just one? When I was little I liked both Pokemon and Digimon. Wait... I still do...

What is your favorite NON-JAPANESE band?

heidi., of course. Oh, did you say non-Japanese...? It's a tie between Teräsbetoni and Battle Beast. And btw, I like all kinds of music, which means I listen everything from country to metal.

How long have you been an otaku?

I've been watching anime my whole life, and started reading manga when I was 11. And after that nothing else had any space in my tiny mind. Yeah, I was corrupted at a very young age...

What's your favorite demographic?

Shounen is the thing for me, at least in anime. I love Soul Eater, One Piece, Bleach, and Gintama to pieces. Some girls seem to be avoiding ecchi series like plague, but it's not a problem for me; High School Of The Dead was awesome!
I think ecchi is tolerable if the characters are nice. Same goes for yuri. Aoi Hana and Sasameki Koto for example.

What's with all these random questions?

That's a really good question...

What is your dream?

To finish this description-- I mean, to be a drawing j-music anime karaoke actress who reads manga and writes fanfics on her days off... Yeah, that's what I meant...

You're not making any sense and your jokes are lame! On top of that, you said some pretty offensive things earlier! Do you have half of your brain missing or something?

That's highly possible...

When will you stop this torture?

How about now? See you guys, and remember to inform me if you find my brain lying around somewhere.

sou sii juu leiter... ou shit, its kettin haart ty spiik...