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I have no clue what to put here, so I'm just going to ramble for a bit and hope that works out.

I can find humor in almost any situation, though my sense of humor tends to be a bit on the sarcastic and grim side for most people. To put it in simple terms, the kind of jokes many people get offended over or consider in such poor taste that the censors black list the material from prime time hours on regular cable channels, that's the good stuff in my opinion. If it doesn't make someone somewhere blush or get angry, then it's probably to tame for me to have much interest in.
After all, Terry Pratchett put it so well: “It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”

I like building things, and tinkering. You should see my doomsday device activation panel, it has blinking lights and a beeping noise, the rest of the thing will get built later.

I'm a computer tech, buildem, fixem, sellem.

I have discovered a love for cooking, and as I am told by those I have fed, am good at it, though very basic, nothing fancy.