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My cousin sent this to me since the security at some of the US airports is a joke due to the body pat-downs... :P
This song was played on the Howard Stern show a few months back.
~~Frank Sinatra in Song~~
They should play this non stop at All Airports!!!
Turn up the sound and click on the link below...
http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm

A cousin sent me this joke...passing it along...

Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death

Well, here is something from ANN that made me smile when I read it...too bad for all the "anime addicted gentlemen" out there though... :P

Interest: Cobs' Poll: What Kind of Otaku to Have as Boyfriend
posted on 2011-04-23 08:00 EDT
Between February 21 and February 25, the Japanese portal site Cobs Online asked its registered users this question:
What kind of otaku boyfriend can you see yourself having fun with?

Among 502 female respondents in their 20s, these were the top choices:
1 Film otaku 31.9%
2 Music otaku 27.3%
3 Consumer electronics otaku 22.5%
4 Health otaku 20.9%
5 Anime otaku 19.5%

The Chinese have for thousands of years in fact, practiced medicine as an art form...I must say, I remain impressed. ;)

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how
do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one"

He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, he ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT' S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON, D. C.

THE MEMORIAL STONE
Billy died.... His will provided $30,000
for this elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle.
"Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jonelle, who
lowered her voice and leaned in close.
"How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Joyce .. "Thirty thousand dollars."
"No!" Jonelle exclaimed.
"I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whiskey, wine, food and snacks were another $500.. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Jonelle quickly computed the total of $7,500 and said "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?"
Joyce answered, "Two and a half carats!"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110316/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_squirrel_attack
Funny! Make sure you read the comments as they add to the fun!

http://myanimelist.net/anime/548/Wonderful_Days
I recommend this movie of you have not yet watched it. Great music, beautifully animated and some good SciFi. The story was interesting, not great but it was good enough with a romantic twist. Two handsome men on opposing sides, in love with the same woman. CGI were well done. I gave it a 7.

Now then...as I have said, he is a Company man! My spies have caught him in action trying once again, to score in what appears to be an all out war of determined "to-hell-with-you-all" determination. ;)
Dang, he's good! :P

saw that earlier today. Tokyo Toshokan has a list of relief agencies for those that wish to donate. I am planning on it. More than a thousand people have been declared dead and many more are missing.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110311/ap_on_re_as/as_japan_earthquake
I am crying as this is so sad...so many are lost.