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(Last updated 4/10/2013)

Words words stuff I'm working on so I seem like I'm doing something. Now with links!... Not that anyone cares.

Animu I'm watching:
None. (´；д；`)

Manga I'm reading:
I wish I had time for that.

Visual novels I'm reading:
Corpse Party: Book of Shadows
Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
Widenyo

Games I'm playing:
Metroid Prime 2
Dragon Quest 3
Shining Force CD
Shining the Holy Ark

Other stuff I'm doing:
Stalking mai waifu.
Job hunting to keep internet on the table.
Not updating my profile or tending to my dead forum.
Just generally being a pervert.

Things I finished almost somewhat recently:
MM! (Hentai Ball Z)
Metroid Prime (Such a successful, somehow nostalgic 3D transformation of a 2D metroidvania)
Shining Force II (Stuff explodes, everyone goes flying, then the characters call to make sure Ferios is okay before they even think about the princess)
Dungeons & Dolls (Finally done collecting every piece of equipment)

The Old Autobiography:

Ferios' life was all about helping people. He was born with an afro and a full beard in February of 1832. In the spring of 1832, he uttered his first word. 'Llama.' His second and third words were 'tsundere' and 'floccinaucinihilipilification' respectively. Later that year, as his vocal skills increased, he began to quote actors he saw on TV as well as president John Calvin Coolidge.

Ferios grew up quickly, since he'd been born without any parents, and worked as a meteorologist for a local news station. When he got older, his mother sent him to law school. After he spent a few years there, they kicked him out and he went back to his hometown, Largeville, which is supposedly somewhere in Turkey.

In 1861, Ferios accidentally started the American Civil War when he told a racist joke he'd heard from his friend, Jason, in the middle of Los Angeles. He immediately joined the army in attempt to make up for his misdeed, and was promoted to General his second day. While serving as Corporal, he invented the cotton gin and the electric toaster. He is best known during this time period for when he went to battle against a throng of angry hot dog salesman armed only with various condiments and his bloated appetite. This is now known as Mustard's Last Stand.

Ferios left the army in 1813 and decided to pursue his dream: to one day wear a pair of pants. It took him several years to accomplish, but in the summer of 1903, he finally did just that.

"I just put them on one leg at a time," Ferios announced to his neighbor, Dave Thomas, after the event. "It was hard at first, especially when that midget tried to get back out. But I managed to call for help and, aided by my wife, the Beardless Woman, I shoved him back into the pocket. After that, it was no hassle just to put the damn things on and be done with the whole ordeal. I never thought it'd be so easy. I think I'll go for briefs next!" Unfortunately, the midget in his tighty-whities wasn't as forgiving.

Ferios died in 18.. 95 in a tragic hoola hoop accident. Several days before the event, Ferios had been seen fawning over his 'waifu', an asian girl(?) by the name of Wun Jatarase, right under the smooth chin of his then-girlfriend, the Beardless Schoolgirl. Ferios reportedly ran through the neighborhood park the next day screaming about how he wasn't homosexual. After this, ignoring the local authorities that were trying to arrest him for public indecency, he jumped off of the roof of a nine-story stack of books.

But he got better.

The next day, as Ferios was finally leaving his bedroom closet, a well-aimed hoola hoop crashed through the window and struck him. Ferios took two points of damage and died instantly. The hoola hooper, formerly employed by Ferios as an 'underpants charmer', was a little person who now goes by Gary Coleman. Despite his open hatred toward Ferios due to his short... Employment term, Coleman was tried for involuntary manslaughter. He was acquitted after saying his catchphrase to the judge, who then experienced several consecutive strokes of varying degrees and had to be rushed to a nearby hospital.

Ferios still lives a happy life in... Bigville, with his adopted African children and beardless wife to this day. He can be reached at several email addresses, none of which he desires to be placed in the easily bot-copied text block of a public profile.

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Days: 36.9

Mean Score: 6.94

Total Entries749
Rewatched0
Episodes2,307

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Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai

Apr 22, 2016 8:26 PM

Plan to Watch · Scored -

Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui!

Mar 19, 2016 7:04 AM

Plan to Watch · Scored -

Trinity Seven

Nov 23, 2015 2:28 PM

Watching 12/12 · Scored 6

All Manga Stats Manga Stats

Days: 0.4

Mean Score: 6.00

Total Entries47
Reread0
Chapters57
Volumes7

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Maou na Anoko to Murabito A

Jan 23, 2015 3:04 PM

Plan to Read · Scored -

Sazanami Cherry

Sep 22, 2014 5:41 AM

Completed 7/7 · Scored 6

Usotsuki Lily

Aug 8, 2013 5:46 PM

Plan to Read · Scored -

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Kingerty Oct 3, 2022 6:16 AM

AnimeW4rlord May 6, 2022 2:11 PM

Why do i get the feeling this guy died with his dick in his hand

almightybismarck Apr 14, 2022 10:48 AM

R.I.P

DINGO_SCUM Sep 28, 2021 7:40 PM

log on pussy wtf are u doing these days

Rance-sama Apr 11, 2014 9:10 PM

I love you.

no homo

Mar 15, 2014 9:45 AM

click me~

almightywiggles Aug 6, 2013 1:47 PM

Yeah I've been there. My school and I disagreed about what length my hair should be. It said it couldn't be over the collar while I would rather have kept it around shoulder length. They won. :(

As someone who still can't really grow a proper beard/moustache (I just look like a 14yo trying to appear grownup) I'm jealous that you can grow a handlebar moustache.

almightywiggles Aug 5, 2013 1:19 PM

That's rather disappointing. Was my image of you so inaccurate? At least tell me that you do actually have long dyed blonde hair. I am right about that aren't I? (._.)

oWingz Apr 29, 2013 2:11 PM

*Poke*

Mycelis_Tsukiyo Mar 19, 2013 12:59 PM

Mycelis_Tsukiyo Mar 12, 2013 5:33 PM

Feb 25, 2013 1:04 AM

I'm late but...

WStar Feb 23, 2013 4:59 AM

Happy Birthday mate \o/!

OrochiPL Nov 16, 2012 1:40 PM

Hey Feri, tell me. You bought Zero Escape right? But did you try out those adapters making it posible to copy games on memory card and play them off it, like with first ds? I heard those work only up to a certain firmware model, any ways of downgrading in case i get a console with newer firmware already installed?

WStar Mar 11, 2012 10:42 AM

Not that I want to take all credit for myself and maybe Aza did think about the very same idea as me but yesterday I was the one (ME MUAHAHA~!) who mentioned creating our own club for our disscussions, bah, I already joined one that tyger created so yeah, it'd probably be the best choice for us if we're still wanting to talk with each other and not only on Skype (yeah, I was really in for that new club since I'm not so often on Skype ;p).

Oh, so I should talk with Aza about that translation stuff. Thanks anyway \o.

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