THIS PROFILE IS 6-7 YEARS OUT OF DATE AND I CAN'T BE FUCKED CHANGING IT
I am a very very bad person. But you are probably worse, who am I to judge?
When I am not enjoying tchai-knees cartoons, I cook mediocre cuisine, make a nuisance of myself, screw overpriced hookers, smoke cuban cigars and do anything to get out of work. I also trade crypto here:
i would also like to be a god of the betaverse . except i am broke so that's there.
i would aslo like to buy dry goods and a fire arm but i am broke so thats there .
i would also like to hate on jeiuce and jill bates yet i am broke so the solution is a revolution , best i can do is take over the money of a rich dying woman in her 80's or smthg .
I was considering to go on a few dates with her , make her name me her heir and then wait for her to sneeze too hard which would hopefully kill that bitch, make me rich and a owner of catgirl nft's , its all going according to plan except i am yet to find a dying rich 80 year old woman .
Over and out .
Bro I think we are in the endgame now , The future is going to be dominated by cat girls and we are just gonna be slaves to those higher beings , the only survival mechanism I can possibly think of is to be on the good side of the said cat girls . The first step to get on their good sides would be to educate other lower beings i.e. humans , of their future existence , and that is exactly waht i am doing now , I think this action of mine has drastically improved my chances of survival , what do you think about this ?
I was chatting with a girl , and started making fun of her , it was clear how offended she was from her replies and I was enjoying it but then she tried to get personal and shit then I retaliated a bit in her way , and kind of said of she is mark twain's and ruskin bond's bitch and they are her sugar daddies , I thought this reply was humorous but she called me a degenerate and blocked me , but then I guess it really was my own fault to mess with her ? and what's up with these paragraphs of mine man fuckin hell .
life,s prtty fucking weird these days i fucking stubbed my toe the other day , I whined like a bitch ur chance .
thanks man , you know there's days when I think , did I brush and the I think fuck it , its not like ill meet a girl but then I meet a girl and as luck would have it I ate some stank ass raw garlic that day , but then I think luckily I am weaig a mask but that bitch ueges me to take the mask off since we are standing at some distance and I comply and think to myself , yo cant interact with her for another month starting from today maybe she ll forget but we meet on the very next day and I didn't brush that day either .
sometimes people tell me , bro youre a dumb fuck and I am like yeA , AND THEY RE LIKE YE ASND THEN WE STARE AT EACH OTHER BEFORE PUNCHING EACh other In the stomach , its a whole cycle unless the other person calls their mother .
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Jew-chan soko ni irun desuka?
You a dead nigga now kamoshirenai ka mo??? ore no kokoro deeply kanashii desu ~ ~ ~
F in the chat
i would aslo like to buy dry goods and a fire arm but i am broke so thats there .
i would also like to hate on jeiuce and jill bates yet i am broke so the solution is a revolution , best i can do is take over the money of a rich dying woman in her 80's or smthg .
I was considering to go on a few dates with her , make her name me her heir and then wait for her to sneeze too hard which would hopefully kill that bitch, make me rich and a owner of catgirl nft's , its all going according to plan except i am yet to find a dying rich 80 year old woman .
Over and out .
Also same, although I don't oftenly see hololive vtubers, I approve her liking chicken. That's sad, hope you fiind it!
life,s prtty fucking weird these days i fucking stubbed my toe the other day , I whined like a bitch ur chance .
I live in dom perignon its too fucking cold man .
thanks man , you know there's days when I think , did I brush and the I think fuck it , its not like ill meet a girl but then I meet a girl and as luck would have it I ate some stank ass raw garlic that day , but then I think luckily I am weaig a mask but that bitch ueges me to take the mask off since we are standing at some distance and I comply and think to myself , yo cant interact with her for another month starting from today maybe she ll forget but we meet on the very next day and I didn't brush that day either .