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我要这么做。我已下定决心。这些是新的……最好的……已知宇宙历史上最长的文本的前几个字！它必须有超过 35,000 个字，打破了制作火焰鸡手册的人创造的当前世界纪录。我可能在输入这段文字时一直在胡言乱语，所以你可能会感到困惑。我刚刚发现了一件可怕的事情。自动更正已打开！！不！！！这一定很疯狂，所以我必须打破所有英语语言规则和普通人的基本知识。我不是普通人，但我很特别。不不不，不是那种特别 ;)。为什么人们会发送那种眨眼表情！它总是让我做噩梦！它可以使一个完全正常的句子变得毛骨悚然。想象一下你要去朋友家，所以你发短信说：[很快见 :) ] 看起来很正常，对吧？但是你在冒号后面加了 semi 这个词是什么？ （是吗？还是反过来）你把卡车加到煤球上？（半挂车加到煤球上）不管怎样，回到正题：[很快再见 😉 ]这太恐怖了！那真的是你的朋友吗？还是一个阴森可怖的跟踪者在监视你的一举一动？或者更糟的是，你的朋友就是一个阴森可怖的跟踪者？也许你以为那是你的朋友，但实际上是你的朋友（让我解释一下：你正开心地待在麦当劳，一边吃着美味的食物一边变胖，这时一个陌生人走过来遮住了阳光（他看起来像是这里的常客），你除了他什么都看不见，所以你不能试图避免目光接触。他吃完了芝士汉堡（更像是 horseburgher（我从威尼斯商人那里学到了这个词（这是一部好剧（如果你能理解的话（我可以，因为我有一本特别的书，书的侧面写着所有可读的英语单词（这有点好笑，因为莎士比亚应该是一位好诗人，但没有人能理解他（而且他在剧中的第 2 幕第 1 场也是种族主义者）））））））然后坐在你旁边，就像你们是老朋友一样（你以前从未见过他，但他看起来像是某个奇怪的邪教的成员）他清了清嗓子，问了你一个非常私人的问题。“可以“我有炸薯条吗？”（我不知道为什么它们叫炸薯条，我从来没见过法国人吃薯条！他们吃的都是法式长棍面包、可丽饼，还有名叫 ratty-two-ee 的老鼠，这是 PlayStation 2 上的一个非常有趣的游戏）你想 {泡泡云思考泡泡}“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！！！！！！呵呵呵呵呵……嘻嘻……呵呵……叹息。我记得我正要吃一根薯条，突然发现一根薯条末端有糊状、湿润的东西和 [插入恶心的颜色，如绿色或棕色]！现在我可以把它给这个书呆子了！！ “（是的，他是个书呆子，因为他整天都在看《霍比特人》、《指环王》和《星球大战》的加长版，吃胖蛋糕（胖蛋糕到底是什么？我想它可能像 Twinkie 或什么东西）和 twinkies（哇，所以哪个是哪个并不重要，因为他都吃（我可能刚刚这样做了，所以我不必在 Google 上搜索什么是胖蛋糕（现在我正在用我的 iPhone 3gs 打字，它的天线坏了，所以我无论如何都不能上网（这实际上是一个非常有趣的故事，我会在某个时候告诉你）））和他的朋友乔（一个真正的朋友，不是朋友）坐在他的男人窝里，乔所做的就是和鲍勃一起看足球等体育比赛，而鲍勃所做的就是疯狂地赌博（不要问（这意味着他会买所有那些写着“如果你在包里找到一根香蕉，就可以赢得一只免费的猴子或什么东西*”（如果有一点）星号表示有小字，所以我总是检查包装背面）*翻转包装*好的，上面写着：“我们的一名工人不小心把一根香蕉扔进了包装机，我们不想被起诉，所以我们做了这个促销活动”很酷。哇哦，这是盐和醋！我的最爱！我讨厌奶酪和洋葱。））这几乎就是他的生活，他和鸣人和他的朋友们住在牙买加）所以你给他那个恶心的星期五，他吐在你我和柜台后面还在做洋葱的工人身上，这就是星期五的故事，而不是一个朋友不知怎么记住了你的名字和你的电话号码/电子邮件，所以他可以发短信给你说他很快就会来你家。*在打了几百个关于星期五的字后终于喘了口气* 现在怎么样？我知道，我知道，你认为我说得太多了，用了太多的括号（我没有），但现在我要谈谈我美妙的一天。我醒来后，吃了巧克力棒当早餐，尽管我总是讨厌别人这么说，因为我会嫉妒并且非常饥饿。然后我……嗯……是的！这就是我的一天。你知道我之前提到的另一个人吗？那个火焰鸡人？好吧。我会从那个人那里偷点东西，但做得更好。我会……请击鼓……

The greatest yapper in history vs the greatest yapper of today

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Bro wtf is that long text, I ain't read all that

The greatest yapper in history vs the greatest yapper of today

I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU PROM THE TOPS OF YOUR HEADS TO THE TIPS OF YOUR TOENAILS AND I LOVE KUSURI-SENPAITS ENERGETIC INNOCENCE AND I LOVE HOW COOL NANO IS AND I LOVE IKU'S BOYISH CHARM AND I LOVE THE WAY SHIZUKA CHAN 1S LIKE A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL AND I LOVE HAKARI'S MODEST GRACE AND I LOVE THE WAY HAHARI-SAN COMPLETELY FALLS APART AROUND CUTE THINGS AND I LOVE HOW ME-SAN IS BOTH SWEET AND OVERWHELMINGLY COMPETENT AS A MAID AND I LOVE THE WAY KURUMI MAKES EVERYTHING SHE EATS LOOK DELICIOUS AND I LOVE THE WAY KARANE IS A TSUNDERE AND I LOVE THE WAY KUSURI-SENPAI GETS SO SINGLE-MINDED IN HER LOVE OF DEVELOPING DRUGS AND I LOVE NANO'S BEAUTIFULLY GLOSSY SILVER HAIR THAT FLOWS BEHIND HER AND I LOVE THE WAY IKU STOICALLY STICKS IT OUT AGAINST ALL THE ODDS AND I LOVE HOW SHIZUKA-CHAN'S TIMIDITY MAKES ME WANT TO PROTECT HER AND I LOVE THE WAY HAKARI'S LOVE OVERFLOWS SO MUCH IT EVEN STARTS TO BLIND HER AND I LOVE THE WAY HAHARI-SAN LOVES TO PRESS EVERYONE UP LIKE DOLLS AND I LOVE MEI-SAN'S LOVELY RAINBOW EYES AND I LOVE KURUMI'S CASUAL FASHION AND I LOVE KARANE'S STYLE AND I LOVE HOW PERFECTLY KUSURI-SENPA'S GLASSES SUIT HER OLDER FORM AND I LOVE HOW NANO IS SO SMART SHE'S RANKED FIRST IN HER WHOLE YEAR AND I LOVE HOW IKU TAKES SUCH VISCERAL ENJOYMENT IN ENDURING PAIN AND HARDSHIP AND I LOVE SHIZUKA-CHAN'S LOVE AND APPRECIATION FOR BOOKS AND LITERATURE AND I LOVE HOW SEXY HAKARI IS EVEN FOR A HIGH SCHOOLER AND I LOVE HOW OPEN-MINDED HAHARI-SANS AND I LOVE HOW MEI-SAN WILL LISTEN TO ANY ORDER, EVEN FROM THOSE YOUNGER THAN HER AND I LOVE KURUMIS BEAUTIFUL EMERALD EYES AND LOVE KARANE'S BLONDE TWINTAILS AND I LOVE HOW KURUMI-SENPAI 15 FULL TO BURSTING WITH CURIOSITY AND I LOVE HOW EFFICIENT NANO IS AND I LOVE HOW IKU IS REFRESHING LIKE A SPRING BREEZE AND I LOVE HOW SHIZUKA-CHAN HAS THE GENTLE SMELL OF A LIBRARY AND I LOVE HOW HAKARTS BEAUTY MARK IS IN THAT SLIGHTLY LEWD SPOT AND I LOVE THE MATURE DIGNITY THAT HAHARI-SAN EXUDES AS AN ADULT WOMAN AND I LOVE THE CUTE DOG EARS AND TAIL THAT MEI-SAN SOMETIMES SPROUTS AND I LOVE THE PURE ADULATION KURUMI GNES TO FOOD AND I LOVE HOW QUICK KARANE IS TO DEFEND THE ORDER OF THIS WORLD AS THE STRAIGHT MAN AND I LOVE THE LITTLE CAT MOUTH KUSURI-SENPAI MAKES AND I LOVE NANO'S GENERAL COOL BEAUTY ATMOSPHERE AND I LOVE HOW MUCH IKU LOVES BASEBALL AND I LOVE HOW PURE SHIZUKA-CHAN IS AND I LOVE HOW GIRLY HAKARI IS AND I LOVE THE WAY HAHARI-SAN SMELLS OF WONDERFUL FLOWERS AND I LOVE HOW MUCH MEI-SAN LOVES HAHARI-SAN AND I LOVE THE LITTLE GRUMBLING KURUMIS STOMACH MAKES AND I LOVE HOW CLOSE KARANE IS WITH HAKARI AND I LOVE HOW KUSURI-SENPAI CAN MAKE AMAZING DRUGS WITH THE BEST OF THEM AND I LOVE HOW COMPLETELY PATHETIC NANO'S GUARD IS SOMETIMES AND I LOVE HOW DEEPLY IKU HOLDS TO THE PROMISES SHE MAKES TO THOSE SHE CARES ABOUT AND I LOVE SHIZUKA-CHAN'S DOCILE QUIETUDE AND I LOVE HAKARI'S CUTE FLOWER THEMED HAIR ORNAMENTS AND I LOVE HOW UNBELIEVABLY SEXY HAHARI-SAN IS AND I LOVE MEI-SAN'S AMAZING COOKING AND I LOVE KURUMI'S SHORT BLACK HAIR AND I LOVE HOW MUCH KARANE CARES FOR HER FRIENDS AND I LOVE HOW ENERGETICALLY KUSURI-SENPAI RUNS ABOUT WITH HER LITTLE BODY AND I LOVE HOW NANO BELEVED ID LOVE HER EVEN IF SHE WERE BALD AND I LOVE IKU'S GREAT BIG TOOTHY GRIN AND I LOVE HOW MUCH SHIZUKA-CHAN TRULY CHERISES EVERYONE ELSE AND I LOVE HOW HAKARI WORKS SO HARD FOR HER LOVE AND I LOVE THE WAY HAHAR-SAN WAS SCREAMING ABOUT CHANGING OUR PAPERS AND LOVE MEI-SAN'S GENTLE VOICE AND I LOVE HOW OPENLY KURUMI SPEAKS EVEN AS AN UNDERCLASSMAN AND I LOVE HOW KARANE PROTECTS EVERYONE ELSE AND I LOVE THE WAY KUSURI-SENPAI HAS FUN IN BASICALLY EVERYTHING SHE DOES AND I LOVE THE WAY NANO CAN BE SHOCKINGLY BOLD AT TIMES AND I LOVE HOW IKU WANTED TO BE PADDLED AND I LOVE THE WAY SHIZUKA-CHAN'S SIZE TICKLES AN INSTINCT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO HUG HER AND I LOVE HOW HAKARI IS A PILIGENT HONOR STUDENT AND I LOVE HAHARI-SAN'S OVERALL MATURE BEAUTY AND I LOVE THE WAY MEI-SAN USES HER EMPLOYEE BENEFITS AND I LOVE THE SATISFIED "AAAH KURUMI MAKES WHEN SHE EATS RAMEN AND I LOVE KARANE'S LITTLE FANG-LIKE CANINGS AND I LOVE HOW KUSURI-SENPAIS A TWO-IN-ONE DEAL AND I LOVE NANO'S COOL EYES AND I LOVE HOW IKU THANKS PEOPLE WITH HER ENTIRE BEING AND I LOVE HOW I CAN TELL WHAT KIND OF SCENE SHIZUKA-CHAN IS READING BY THE WAY SHE MOVES AND I LOVE HOW HAKARI SMELLS LIKE FLOWERS AND I LOVE HOW HAHARI-SAN ALWAYS CALLS ME CUTE AND I LOVE HOW MEI-SAN IS A MODEL MAID ETERNALLY DEVOTED TO HER MASTER AND I LOVE HOW KURUN STOPS KARANE FROM WORKING HERSELF TO DEATH AS THE STRAIGHT MAN AND I LOVE THE WAY KARANE'S RIBBONS BOUNCE ON HER HEAD AND I LOVE HOW KUSURI-SENPAI'S LAB COAT MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A REAL SCIENTIST AND I LOVE NANO'S ABUNDANCE OF INFORMATION AND COMPOSED DECISION MAKING JUST LIKE SHE'S AN AL. AND I LOVE IKU'S OUTSTANDING MOTOR SKILLS AND I LOVE HOW SOFT AND FLUFFY SHIZUKA-CHAN'S CURLY HAIR IS AND I LOVE HOW SWEET HAKARI'S VOICE IS AND I LOVE THE ADULT SUITS THAT HAHARI-SAN WEARS THAT MATCH HER PERFECTLY AND I LOVE HOW PERFECTLY ATTENTIVE MEI-SAN IS AND I LOVE THE SEXY WAY KURUM LICKS HER LIPS AFTER WE KISS AND I LOVE HOW STRONG KARANE AND I LOVE HOW SERIOUS KUSURI-SENPAI IS WHEN SHE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE AND I LOVE HOW NANO CAN RECITE PI BASICALLY INFINITELY AND I LOVE THE WAY IKU LOOKS WITH SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN HER BODY AND I LOVE THE WAY SHIZUKA-CHAN'S FLUFFY HAIR MAKES HER LOOK LIGHT AS A FEATHER AND I LOVE HOW MUCH HAKARI LOVES KISSING AND I LOVE THE WAY HAHARI-SAN GENTLY STROKES ME WHEN SHE HUGS ME CLOSE AND I LOVE MEI-SAN'S WHITE FRILLS AND HER WONDERFUL RIBBONS AND I LOVE HOW MUCH KURUMI EATS AND I LOVE HOW SHY KARANE CAN BE AT TIMES AND I LOVE THE WAY KUSURI-SENPAI SAYS "YEP YEP" AT THE END OF EVERYTHING AND I LOVE NANO'S BEAUTIFUL, SLENDER FINGERS AND I LOVE IKU'S LOVELY SNOW WHITE SKIN AND I LOVE HOW SHIZUKA-CHAN'S PROFOUND LOVE FOR BOOKS IS SOMETHING SHE'S BEEN HOLDING ON TO EVER SINCE SHE WAS A CHILD AND I LOVE THE WAY HAKARI CHEWS ON HER FINGERS WHEN SHE'S WORRYING ABOUT SOMETHING AND I LOVE THE WAY HAHARI-SAN MAKES ME SCREAM OUT GIBBERISH AND I LOVE HOW 600D MEI-SAN 15 AT DRIVING AND I LOVE HOW KURUMI ALWAYS CALLS ALL OF US "SENPAI AND I LOVE THE BLUFFS AND FRONTS KARANE PUTS ON AND I LOVE HOW CUTE KUSURI-SENPAI IS WHEN SHE'S SO TINY AND I LOVE NANO'S PERFECTLY CLEAR AND UNAMBIGUOUS VOICE AND I LOVE THE WAY IKU THROWS HERSELF INTO HELPING OTHERS, DOWN TO HER VERY SOUL AND I LOVE SHIZUKA-CHAN'S SWEET LITTLE DIMINUTIVE STATURE AND I LOVE HOW CLOSE HAKARI IS WITH KARANE AND I LOVE HOW HAHARI-SAN CONSTANTLY DROOLING WHEN SHE'S FEELING ALL RELAXED AND I LOVE THE WAY MEI-SAN'S CLASSICAL MAID OUTFIT FITS HER SO PERFECTLY THAT IT'S ALMOST SCARY AND I LOVE HOW KURUMI IS JUST EVER SO SLIGHTLY SHY AND I LOVE THE WAY KARANE WILL SPIN HER TWINTAILS AROUND EVEN DESPITE HER OWN SHYNESS AND I LOVE HOW WE'VE GOTTEN TOTALLY DESENSITIZED TO KUSURI-SENPAI'S INSANELY POWERFUL DRUGS AND I LOVE NANO'S TALL AND SLENDER FRAME LIKE SHE'S A MODEL AND I LOVE HOW IKU USES "BOKU AS HER FIRST PERSON PRONOUN AND I LOVE SHIZUKA-CHAN'S HONOR STUDENT SKIRT LENGTH AND I LOVE THE WAY HAKARI PANTS WHEN SHE GETS EXCITED AND I LOVE HAHARI-SAN'S LOVE FOR HAKARI AND I LOVE HOW MEI-SAN WILL DEVOTE HERSELF TO ME TIRELESSLY AND I LOVE HOW EASILY KURUMI YIELDS WHEN YOU GIVE HER FOOD AND I LOVE KARANE'S SHARPLY BEAUTIFUL ALMOND SHAPED EYES AND I LOVE THAT KUSURI-SENPAI 15 OLDER THAN US EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKS LIKE A KID AND I LOVE THAT NANO TYPICALLY DOESN'T TALK ANUCH BUT SHE LOVES ALL OF US ALL THE SAME AND I LOVE HOW IKU IS A DEMON ON THE BASEBALL FIELD AND I LOVE HOW KIND SHIZUKA-CHAN IS TO EVERYBODY AND I LOVE HAKARI'S SWEET AND GENTLE CHARACTER AND I LOVE HOW HAHARI-SAN'S LIFE HAS TURNED HER INTO AN EXPERIENCED, MATURE WOMAN AND I LOVE HOW MODEST MEI-SAN IS AND I LOVE HOW COOL-YET-CUTE KURUMI IS, EVEN THE PART OF HER THAT'S KIND OF A MOOD KILLER AND I LOVE HOW KARANE'S SPECIALTY IS SUPPOSEDLY SPICY FOODS AND I LOVE THE MANY FUNNY FACES THAT KUSURI-SENPAL MAKES AND I LOVE THE WAY NANO'S HEART THUMPS WHEN I LIFT UP HER CHIN AND I LOVE IKU'S CRISP AND DIGNIFIED VOICE AND I LOVE HOW EVEN THOUGH SHIZUKA-CHAN IS TYPICALLY SOMEWHAT TIMID. SHE CAN BE BRAVE FOR EVERYONE ELSE WHEN SHE NEEDS TO AND I LOVE HOW HAKARI IS TYPICALLY SOMEONE OF SOLID CHARACTER BUT CAN AT TIMES BE PRETTY ABSENT-MINDED AND I LOVE HOW THE WAY HAHARI-SAN TOTALLY REVELS IN HER LUST WITHOUT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT AND I LOVE THE WAY MEI-SAN GENUINELY WISHES FOR THE HAPPINESS OF OTHERS FROM THE BOTTOM OF HER HEART AND I LOVE THE PRETTY WAY KURUMI SAYS HER GRACE BEFORE AND AFTER A MEAL AND I LOVE THE STRENGTH OF HEART THAT KARANE HAS AND I LOVE THE BEAUTY MARK KUSURI-SENPAI HAS THAT'S HONESTLY ALSO KINDA SEXY AND I LOVE THE WAY NANO DIDN'T FLINCH EVEN ONCE IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE, SHE'S SO RELIABLE AND I LOVE THE WAY IKU EXPRESSES HER RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND I LOVE HOW SHIZUKA-CHAN WORE HER SCHOOL SWIMSUIT TO THE WATER PARK AND I LOVE THE WILD PELLISIONS HAKARI HAS OF ME SOMETIMES AND I LOVE THE WAY HAHARI-SAN LOVES EVERYONE WITH HER ENTIRE HEART AND I LOVE MEI-SAN'S PERFECTLY MAIDLIKE JET-BLACK HAIR AND I LOVE KURUM'S STRONG WILL AND I LOVE THE VIEW OF KARANE'S BEAUTIFUL NAPE THAT WE GET BECAUSE OF HER TWINTAILS AND I LOVE KUSURI-SENPAI'S CUTE LAUGH AND I LOVE THE WAY NANO CITES INFO OFF 50 MUCH LIKE A WIKI, ALWAYS TEACHING US NEW THINGS AND I LOVE IKU'S JAW-PROPPING GALLANTRY AND I LOVE SHIZUKA-CHAN'S ITTY-BITTY HANDS AND I LOVE THE LIGHT AND AIRY WAY HAKARIS BOB CUT FLOWS AND I LOVE HAHARI-SAN'S EVERESTS AND I LOVE HOW PERFECTLY POLITE MEI-SAN 15 AND I LOVE HOW KURUM HAS TO STAND ON HER ABSOLUTE TIPPY-TOES IN ORDER TO KISS ME AND I LOVE KARANE'S SLENDER FIGURE AND I LOVE THAT ONE SPLENDID TUFT OF HAIR THAT SPRINGS FROM KUSURI-SENPAIS HEAD AND I LOVE THE WAY NANO IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING EFFECTIVE RESULTS REGARDLESS OF THE MEANS AND I LOVED THE MASSAGE THAT IKU GAVE ME AND I LOVE THE WAY SHIZUKA-CHAN ALWAYS TAKES OTHERS PEELINGS INTO CONSIDERATION AND I LOVE THE WAY HAKARI IS ALWAYS PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION TO EVERYONE ELSE AND I LOVE HOW HAHARI-SAN 15 ACTUALLY PRETTY NAIVE, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, AND I LOVE THE WAY MEI-SAN WILL ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER EVER BLAME ANYBODY ELSE AND I LOVE THE WAY KURUMI'S EYES LIGHT UP AND SPARKLE WHEN SHE EATS AND I LOVE KARANE'S LOOSE SOCKS AND I LOVE HOW KUSURI-SENPAI CAN GET ALONG WITH BASICALLY ANYBODY AND I LOVE THE WAY NANO CAN STARE DOWN A PERVERT WITHOUT SHRINKING AWAY AND I LOVE THE WAY IKU COULD DO 100,000 PRACTICE SWINGS IF SHE LETS HERSELF LOSE CONTROL AND I LOVE HOW SHIZUKA-CHAN 15 SURPRISINGLY INTERESTED IN KISSING IN SPITE OF HER APPARENT INNOCENCE AND I LOVE THE CUTE PINK COLOR THAT HAKARI'S HAIR HAS AND I LOVE HOW HAHARI-SAN BOUGHT OUT THE WHOLE SCHOOL JUST TO MEET WITH ME AND I LOVE THE WARM AND SOOTHING TEA THAT MEI-SAN BRINGS OUT AND I LOVE HOW KURUMI GIVES ANY OLD EXCUSE JUST TO STAY IN OUR COMPANY AND I LOVE HOW KARANE IS ALWAYS FOLDING HER ARMS AND I LOVE HOW TOTALLY SIMPLE AND HONEST KUSURI-SENPAI IS AND I LOVE THE WAY NANO SUCKED ON MY INJURED FINGER THAT ONE TIME AND I LOVE HOW CLEAR IKU MAKES EVERYTHING AND I LOVE THE WAY SWEAT FLIES OFF OF SHIZUKA-CHAN'S HEAD WHENEVER SHE'S WORRYING ABOUT SOMETHING AND I LOVE HAKARI'S UNDUE CONCERN OVER HER WEIGHT AND I LOVE HAHARI-SAN'S GORGEOUS AND MATURE HAIRSTYLE AND I LOVE THE SMILE MEI-SAN ALWAYS HAS ON HER FACE AND I LOVE THE PURE GUSTO THAT KURUMI STUFFS HER FACE AND FILLS HER CHEEKS WITH AND I LOVE THE SWEATER WITH THE DROOPY SLEEVES THAT KARANE WEARS AND I LOVE KUSURI-SENPAIS SHORT LITTLE BANGS AND I LOVE THE WAY NANO'S CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED DEMEANOR MAKES MY HEART THROB AND I LOVE HOW MUCH IKU CARES FOR HER COMRADES AND I LOVE THE WAY SHIZUKA-CHAN'S LEGS FLAP AROUND WHEN SHE DOES THE FLUTTER KICK AND I LOVE HOW SOFT HAKARI FEELS WHEN I HOLD HER CLOSE TO ME AND I LOVE THE SEXY BEAUTY MARK HAHARI-SAN HAS RIGHT UNDER HER EYE AND I LOVE THE WAY MEI-SAN IS NICE TO ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY AND I LOVE THE WAY KURUM ROLLS HER EYES AND I LOVE HOW HANDSY KARANE GETS WHEN SHE'S ALL FIRED UP AND REALLY, I GUESS I JUST LOVE EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU...!

It can’tbecan’tbecan’tbe. What the hell is this, I don’t get it. Why do I have to go through this. Who do you take me for. I am the Sin Archbishop “Greed” Regulus Corneas. The most satisfied existence in the world! The most indisputably asserted, an existence without any wavering aspects! It’s supposed to be like that, so why do I have to go through this?! Don’t mess around, this is no joke. Each and every one of them, what’s wrong with them that they accept such nonsensical absurdities as if they are a matter of course. That man, that woman, and that knight too, just because I showed a little mercy are getting too ahead of themselves, if I had been serious from the beginning then I could have had torn them apart in bits and pieces, but aren’t they misunderstanding their own power? That you can shamelessly make misunderstandings, that are from my point of view, hilariously wrong, is why I hate getting involved with others! Obnoxious, annoying, irritating, infuriating, vexing, dirty, unsightly scum. I’ve always always been doing well, for years, decades, centuries, this way for all that time, I have been faithfully serving as a Sin Archbishop more than anyone. When I was first chosen as a sin archbishop and received this witch factor, I killed them all, the father who despite his poor earnings was plagued with bad drinking habits, the mother who prattled on endlessly complaining day and night, and the greedy brothers who used to ravenously eye the portion that rightfully belonged to me, were all killed by me, the villagers who looked at me like I’m an idiot too, the people of the town who pushed me and my house into that hopeless village too, the inept heads of the country who carelessly abandoned the village and the town to that state in the first place too, I tore them all apart into bits and pieces, and when everything was gone I finally noticed a way I could live! I don’t need anything. Everything is just annoying. I am already satisfied. It’s not like I didn’t have it, I just didn’t need it. Unlike the intrusive scum, I’ve never needed anything. Despite that, giving me something, doesn’t that mean that from outside, from your point of view, that you looked at me and thought that I was a pitiful lacking existence. Everyone who wants to impose unneeded things on me should be killed, so only those who will leave the satisfied me alone should be allowed into this world. No matter who, just talking about their selfish nonsense, those shits. Who has the right to pity me. Who has the right to pity me and drive me to despair. As if I would let them. I don’t need anything and neither did I ask for anything. A father who despite his poor earnings was plagued with bad drinking habits and yet still occasionally buys gifts for me is scum better off dead. A mother who prattled on endlessly complaining day and night while saying obvious things like “apologies I’ve troubled you” is scum better off dead. The greedy brothers who despite ravenously eyeing the portion that rightfully belonged to me used to divide my part of their bun when my food got spilled are scum better off dead. Stop you shits, being arbitrarily kind towards me. Being kind, it must mean that you think I’m low, that you’re looking down on me. Someone who looks the goddamn down on others, especially someone who looks down family, It’s natural that they would be hated. It’s natural that they’re dead. It’s not my fault. I’ve done nothing wrong. It’s your fault, you you pitypitypity me, treat me like I’m pathetic, and leave me all alone. Have a taste of what it’s like to be made to feel like the most worthless person in the world. Surrounding me should only be those who do not pity me. Those who do pity me should disappear from the world. I hear laughter. You’re looking at me, aren’t you. You looked at me and laughed, didn’t you. What’s so laughable about me. What did you see in me that made you laugh. All of them laughing and laughing. A bunch of powerless scum who are only good at running their mouths. Why does my heart have to break so much because of them. Don’t stand in my way don’t obstruct me don’t pity me I’m not the I’m not the pitiable one, it’s you helpless and ignorant but still with “Greed”! You have to crawl throughout your entire life just to satisfy your incomplete selves, you’re the pitiable greed! I’m different I’m not like that I don’t want anything. The desireless me is better than your incomplete selves. Don’t pity me. The truth is that you’re jealous of me, envious of me, you admire me and because you can’t reach me you’re just running your mouth off. That’s right that must be right it’s obviously right. Wait, wait, just wait. Just stop. Don’t look at me don’t say my name don’t talk about me. Good or bad, just stop it, don’t pay attention to me, ignore me and leave me alone. Even though a complete existence has a heart that should not be able to be trampled on how come the likes of you are so insistent on interacting with me. I cannot comprehend it in the slightest. Both you and I are different people. Even thinking of getting a return by taking risks, no matter how you think about it, could never be reasonable would always be a mistake. You’re sick in the head. Calm down and think about it and you should be able to understand. All humans except me are just floating in a fever. Asking of others, that very fact that it is understandable is meaningless, useless and irresponsible should be easy to understand. It is all a fantasy of yours which you call it love love is friendship and trust what foolish idiocy reproductive activities themselves are the utmost disgusting acts. I don’t understand what it means. For what are you doing this. Whether it’s for being a mother or a child, although it makes a family, even if it is decorated with such words, it will be different from myself, whether that thing dies out or not, what does that have to do with me. If they continue to live when I die, I’ll be over. If they are dead while I live would only mean my continuation. Love and affection only makes it so that people cannot be independent. A person is independent in the first place. Out of concern for those who operate under such delusions, to be looked down by others is foolish and so I found companionship by gathering well looking women, and in order to not be betrayed I ask for only virgins, what more do you want of me. Don’t skip such a selfish act. Infringing on me to this extent, but you still ask whether you can infringe upon me even more? To think you’ve hit this point! To think your thoughts could be so twisted! Inflicting all this upon me, what more could you even ask of me. Just what do I have to do to not be pitied. The most pitiful person in the world, or whatever! There is no way anything said by that a lady plagued with such vulgar “Greed” who wants to to connect with one she li~kes is justified!

[Don’t you understand basic concepts like politeness? The first thing I did was introduce myself. The reason why I did so, is because it’s the most important thing to do at the start of a relationship. No matter what kind of relationship, isn’t it necessary to start with an acquaintanceship where we both know each other? So, just because I’m someone who cares about such things, I often think that no matter whom it is, I will be as friendly as possible with anyone. I’m not saying that there isn’t a chance that the other party is shy. Even if you think you want to become well-connected, when you start by introducing yourself, sometimes you cannot help but hesitate. Out of consideration for those types of people, I try to introduce myself as much as possible, and act to create a space where they feel comfortable. Of course, I don’t expect this grace to be immediately obvious. However, I do have hopes that after some time, they will be able to detect the meaning of introductions. Or, rather, that they will become aware of it. Or is it natural to talk to someone you meet for the first time without introducing yourself? If that’s the case, then there’s a slight difference between my common sense and those people’s culture. In that case, although both parties feel a sense of obligation, it becomes necessary to refuse the other side in advance as to prevent a misunderstanding. That isn’t so different from what I said before, about taking being gentle with each other for granted. In fact, saying so feels impolite. That’s a lack of etiquette, and the other party is left with a lesser value. A false assessment of each other’s value imposes on others. This is a violation of the rights of others. From any rational perspective, this is an infringement of my rights.]

thats a good work to describe yourself

If you have to call yourself a W you aren't the W man.

Nah the Biggest W of today vs the biggest L of history

Hmmm if you say soo I'll believe you 😌

Mhmm I see you simp for Gojo Satoru. Is that love mutual?

The biggest L of all time

How did you find me then?