You completed over 200 anime series. O.O Now thats what I call a anime lover! Well since you watched a lot of anime, could you recommend some to me. Its taking a long time trying to do it all on my own. If you can Thx. Well I just dropped by to say Hi.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/Yae-hime
New pic and poem! As some of you may know, I will be featuring a new poem and pic all throughout the month of love... February! Stop by for hugs, smoochies and chocolates!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(Compiled by a woman - can you tell? lol)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want anymore kids.
-- Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is:
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
> bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
> envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow
> that was addressed to 'Dad.'
> With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands
> and read the letter.
>
>
> Dear Dad:
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
> I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
> scene with Mom and you.
> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
>
> But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
> tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
> than I am.
> But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant.
>
> Stacy said that we will be very happy.
>
> She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
> whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
>
> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.
>
> We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
> that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
>
> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
> Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>
> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
>
> Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
> know your grandchildren.
>
> Love,
> Your Son John
>
> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
>
> I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
> report card. That's in my center desk drawer.
> I love you.
>
> Call me when it's safe to come home.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips
to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to
browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Target.
Dear Mrs. Samuel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion
in our store. We cannot tolerate his behavior and have been forced to ban
both of you from the store Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel,
are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her
Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management
to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms
on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8 August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were
called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as
a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here..'
One of the clerks passed out.
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Turkey in the Straw - animated Flash ecard by Jacquie Lawson
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=WQ26144948
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New story! Tell me what you think after you read it...arigato!
Very funny and original. No fancy animation but an amusing story. I loved it. ^^
New pic and poem! As some of you may know, I will be featuring a new poem and pic all throughout the month of love... February! Stop by for hugs, smoochies and chocolates!
(Compiled by a woman - can you tell? lol)
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