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Let me introduce myself once again in a different manner.I'm Dion and i am an animeholic.Which definitely beats my other bad habits of being an alcoholic and a total self destructive b@stard.But hey,nobody is perfect so don't judge.
I've been a reviewer,or a journalist as they called us back then,since before most of you were in short trousers or in some cases even born.
My passion and my line of work was music.Metal music to be more exact.And it wasn't magazines like your local newspaper but i've been blessed with the opportunity to work with giants like Rock Hard and Metal Hammer.Those were interesting times indeed.And those were times were people weren't so damn pollitically correct and they certainly didn't get offended over every single thing possible.Mind you every time i trash talked someone's favorite band a sizeable postbag was being delivered to my office filled with hate letters demanding my decapitation.But since we knew they were stupid and mad or communists we didn't even bother and soldiered on.That is until the world went soft in the head and decided that those fruitcakes needed some pampering.
It was at the time i was also working in a newspaper that things started to look dreary.Every article i wrote was an excuse for people to whine like babies and i was in need of a lawyer.
"Can't talk about that we will be sued or don't mention that the readers will get offended"..And just like that it was the end of an era.An important era cause after that people had to think twice before speaking their minds about anything.I was disgusted and left the business altogether..And internet made things worse cause it meant that for the first time people who dwelled in basements suddenly got an attitude bigger than the basement and from being dipped in the toilet headfirst in school they became warriors of justice.
Which brings me to today and here i am reliving my passion for reviewing.And things have changed.I'm a dinosaur among a generation that plays it safe.You can't be honest cause someone will get hurt,you can't be negative cause love will conquer all and all that crap you hear in church on Sunday.I also learned to my amazement that the bussiness that some people,me included,built slowly over the years has now rules like we don't want emotion in the reviews..WHAT?No emotion?How did we get there?Emotion is what drives me and every human being.The reaction of chemicals in the brain is what makes us experience the world we live in.So we can't speak freely,we can't be nihilists or have black humor cause that's a social no-no and we must be like robots,keep it all clinical.
Well sorry lads i'm from that old guard,i may be a dinosaur but i can still bite and i still have my own teeth.And in a world full of restrictions we the few standing men and women will be the light and the path out of this mess.
Crickey i've gone mad..But crucially i want you people,first and foremost to have a laugh with the drunken rants of mine.I want you to experience another approach.Want to be offended?Be my guest but if you're not mad and wake up and think you're a chicken come this side of the pond.It's way more fun.
If you like metal then here are some songs you might be interested in(updated weekly):
1) https://youtu.be/v5LFdsxe8Gk
2) https://youtu.be/EyE48F_hrxs
3) https://youtu.be/dXMfdpjnAHU
4) https://youtu.be/wLoYIBEZEfw
5) https://youtu.be/h0BFAhAU7qs