he told me we were gonna have a lovely dinner, a night on the town. however, when i came over to his place he told me the meal was actually going to be inside. i was a little put off at first, but then i was reassured by his excellent manners. i came into his house, and i was immediately put off by the smell. it smelled like rotten watermelon mixed with rotten eggs. fortunately because of covid, i was wearing a mask. then, he tells me that dinner is served. as he says this, i hear the microwave beeping. he puts a hungry man meal in front of me and he puts one down at his side of the table. at this point, the smell is getting to my head and it's starting to impair my judgement. unfortunately, i had to take off my mask in order to eat so as not to be disrespectful. at this point, my vision is starting to blur as i eat slowly, gulping down the greasy morsel before me. as my consciousness begins to fade and i succumb to delirium, the last thing i see and hear is this man sitting across from me in a faux italian suit, slurping all the grease and fats from the microwaveable tray. -rep DO NOT GO WITH THIS MAN ANYwHERE I REPEAT HE WILL NOT SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!
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