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So, how was the second season? ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EPP3gkh_00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck

XD That guy should have been kicked out of the army a long time ago.

uff, well, at least you have something to do. after a 4h shift where you do absolutely nothing, three times a week, I appreciate having something to do. xD
glad to here that you're fine :) ah, that, it's already over, kind of. it's still an akward situation if she's too long in the same room but that won't change, she's crazy... other than that everything's fine ^^ we even had some sunshine for a while now :D

hi Darci :)
how are you? haven't spoken to you in a while...
cheers~

I may not be a soccer fan, but I can be a little proud of it, right? ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvV498pyIM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOmg-yeYZIY -- The first comment wins all the awards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuol7YtUQ-Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX0RhIizSCM

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks.
Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."
The General manager is setting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"
The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"
The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at the same time!"

Excuses for speeding:

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!


This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red BMW. So he decided to take his new BMW on a test drive down the interstate one day.
He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new BMW would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over.
The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back."
The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."

I don't think so, no. Why? ^^

Fishing? Me? Perish the thought. But no, I didn't have anything specific in mind, there was just nothing else interesting to see, so I focused on that. And it is true that I still don't get how it works and if it works properly. Someone give me the code already!

I still don't get it, you know. What's with that crazy high compatibility? I wonder if the module is even working properly...

With that speed, you are never going to get to watching S&W. Should I be sad?

You have? Well then that's great. ❤

Heh, nice compatibility. It seems that after 20 titles shared, it starts calculating. I checked and it looks like the rating are pretty similar, most even the same, with the exception of Moon Tale. But really, you liking Dance in the Vampire Bund was a bit unexpected. I didn't think you liked that kind of fantasy/action manga, since you always tell me you don't like that kind of books... Or am I wrong? At any rate, I find something new each day, eh? XD But please, do finish Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer.

No need to apologize. I like random conversations with strangers. And right now I'm short on random strangers. :3

You really should try it & if you like try Nanairo Sekai aswell it's also by Yumeka Sumomo ...& Kon no Ki Konoha it's just a oneshot but its reallyyyyy great.... well all of her works are great - just try them all. '-'°

yupp I'm biased. %D

I heard about GTO a lot aswell but mostly from ppl I know to have a total different taste. I already tried Tokyo Crazy Paradise but even though I love Skip Beat I can't get into Tokyo Crazy Paradise.. And I think I have Arakure on my OnHold List... for some other time '---' ... well thanks anyway <3

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