* Why do you watch moeshit/pedoshit/haremshit/<insert shit here>?
I'm here to kill moeshit/pedoshit/haremshit. Watching moeshit/paedoshit/haremshit "kills the anime industry". Pirating anime "kills the anime industry". So pirating moeshit "kills the moeshit industry", saving the anime industry as a side effect. Simple as that.
I fucking HATE Chinese Cartoons.
* Any anime recommendations?
(1) Tom and Jerry -> classic example of excellent anime. It's legitimately funny and entertaining, nothing like 99% of the animes that I watched.
(2) Avatar & Avatar: Legend of Korra -> one of the finest action animes produced by America.
(3) Corey in the House -> How could anyone NOT mention this anime when talking about what to recommend? If you haven't watched Corey in the House, then you have absolutely no right to talk about good anime.
(4) Game of Thrones -> NOT really anime, but this one is better than every anime in existence. Watching anime is NEVER worth your time, but watching this TV series IS. Why even watch anime in the first place? C'mon, it's one of the most pirated TV shows of all time, so it should be good... and still better than Attack of Eotens or whatever.
(5) My Little Pony: Tomodachi no Mahou -> BEST. ANIME. EVER.
(6)
Mars of Destruction -> For once, this is a legit anime. Animes are never known to be deep, nor thought-provoking, but this one little masterpiece of an OVA, in its short run of 20 minutes, managed to show depth of such magnitude that was never seen in any TV anime. Watching this work of art gives you insight to the nature of humanity. The story is complex and thought-provoking, and is a strong metaphor on the society as a whole. They even got Beethoven to compose the music for this glorious short!
* Why did you drop Naruto Piece of Bleach or some shounenshit?
Because <insert your favorite shounen anime> is
a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
* Do you watch non-moeshit?
Yes.
* Do you know what moeshit is?
Lel.
* Why don't you rate anything below 7?
I'm here to shit on the rating system. Am I cool and edgy now?
* Why can't I see any 18+ cartoons on your list?
Nah. I won't watch hentai because it's shit. Your generic run-on-the-mill haremshit anime #34665 probably have better animation than majority of hentai existing today. I don't like watching cartoons that were drawn by underpaid paraplegic 10-year old kids.
== LIST OF DROPPED SHOWS (AS OF 10/25/2015 arranged by rating. The author didn't even bother. They're all shit.) ==
* Amagami SS: Dropped because spending 4 episodes for a romance story DOESN'T WORK.
* Nichijou: This might be good, but I don't care because watching every episode of this show feels like a chore. I'm too lazy to watch the next episode. Humor is hit or miss, just like every Japanese comedy.
* Hyakka Ryouran: Dropped because a show having a student council during Sengoku Era is more retarded than a show about underaged girls fighting aliens while wearing no pants.
* Cosplay Complex: Boring.
* Upotte!: Dropped after 2nd to the last episode because the show suddenly started to take itself seriously (HURR DURR WE'RE ON EPISODE 9-OR-10-OR-SOMETHING, WE GOTTA HAVE TO INTRODUCE SOME SERIOUS BULLSHIT JUST TO HAVE A CLOSURE FOR THIS SHITTY SHOW) when I don't give two shits about the characters.
* Milky Shit: Ok. So you have a retarded comedy show for 9 episodes then suddenly the writers just said "Oh, we're only 3 episodes near the finale. We should pull a serious plot out of our ass" Season 2 was much worse.
* Ichiban Ushiro: I forgot that I watched this shit. Lol.
* Kill me Baby: Not funny. Lame jokes.
* Panty and Stocking: The show is not for me.
* Koi Koi 7: Inconsistent character designs is unforgivable for a show designed to titillate viewers.
* Shugo Chara! Party!: Targeted towards kids. It's like the producers wanted to extend Shugo Chara! Doki! but they ran out of material.
* Naruturd Piece of Fairy Bleach:
>watching shounenshit >2012 >2013 >2014 >2015 >2016
>2017
* Cuticle Tantei Inaba: Fujoshit
* Medaka Box: Shit beyond words.
* Soul Eater NOT: It's like they took out everything that makes the original work, and throw it away. Why would you make a SOL spin-off of an Action anime with uninteresting characters? I forgot the world-building aspect of the show since I watched it like 7 years ago, and since it did not even stuck in my memory, it's probably unmemorable.
* Majikoi: Well, I watched the last episode at 2x speed. The last 2 or 3 episodes are shit. Inb4
>only the anime adaptation is shit
>muh VN is good
>muh 1-cour
... just like how these foul-breathing faggots tries to defend each horrible VN adaptations every fucking season
* Shingeki noo Chuugakou or whatever bullshit spin-off of another overrated bullshit: It's like the producers are not ashamed in milking the overrated Attack of Titan. Thank God this shite bombed hard just like what happened to Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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