The era of the ally of justice has ended. The birth of a new world order is imminent. Look at me, and rejoice, for I am your new saviour.
About me:
Competitive Pokémon Battler. Specialised in Random Battle (dead tier) and more recently, NU. Smogon is beyond saving, Pokemon Online is the only legitimate community left on the scene. All hail based Professor Oak.
Before I start, here's a tl;dr just so you know what I'm going to talk about:
Now then, let's talk Sakura. Unlike Saber, Rin and Illya, she loves Shirou unconditionally, and will follow him to hell and back. This means, if he goes ahead and kills 1 billion people to save a child who is about to drop his ice-cream or something, she'd praise him for his good work. What else can you ask from a devoted wife?
Also important is her experience in bed. With worms and Shinji and maybe even Zouken as part of her resume, it certainly looks far more impressive than the rather empty ones of Saber and Rin. And in the case of Illya, completely empty. Why is this important, you may ask. Why, it is for a single reason: ease of access. Imagine if Shirou came home tired from saving the world one day. Would he rather argue with a tsundere over whether they will sleep in the same bed or sleep in the same bed with a devoted wife who knows just when to shut up?
Finally, her voice is heavenly. Hearing her say "sempai" is like hearing angels cry. Only better.
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