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As a child, I was shat out the womb like a pumpkin flying off a trebuchet, then promptly landed on my feet and walked out the hospital. I walked onto a nearby bus, hid under one of the seats, and grew there for 10 years. I've lived off the gum people stick under the seats, and crumbs scattered on floor. My shits were tiny, but man were they delicious. I started to grow these weird bumps on my hand, which I would show people by sticking my hand out from under the seat. Most people scream and try to get me in trouble, but I'm too fast for them. Sometime at night, someone left the window open and I crawled out in an attempt to see the real world, but then I just got hooked on anime.
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