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hello the ultimate alt man is back.
You must buy bitcoin and gold or suffer the consequences of the People's Republics latest world-wide blunder forever.
I don't want you to say: "why didn't anyone tell me" 8 years down the line, just in case you hear of this too late from someone you know in real life, if you even ever do
thank you for impersonating the infamous caricature "Emnay" from Dark Souls all those years ago and god bless

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https://youtu.be/eYRLvTDjBX0

Doesn't all life matter though too. Everyone should be treated nicely. I mean im white and I should have white privilege and everything right? No, im actually quite oppressed as I have different political views, i am a gamer, i am a hunter, i am a fisher, i am not 18 yet so I am regarded as uneducated.

So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.

But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. Many people don’t know that. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Some say the Germans have the best tests, but they don’t. Our tests are even better.

So you’re positive for Corona. And usually “positive” is a positive word—it’s a very good word, frankly. Everybody thinks it’s good, apart from what you hear on the news—which is fake. It’s largely fake. But in medicine, “positive” is not so good. So it’s very confusing. And I’ve always been very clear about that. Some say “positive” is always good, but I’ve never agreed with that.

So you’re positive for the Corona. But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won’t need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won’t need one.

How old are you, 55? You won’t need one. Some people need a ventilator, and they’re amazing machines. Did you know the first ventilator was made by Henry Ford? It’s an incredible piece of equipment. But you’ll be fine.

The virus gets into your lungs, which is where you breathe. But you have two of them. Some say you have a spare. Some people only have one lung. It’s true. But I don’t talk about spares. I always want both. Given a choice, I want two lungs.

So I’ve asked nurse—what’s your name, Nancy?—I’ve asked nurse Nancy to keep you comfortable. And Nancy is one of our finest nurses. I mean, just look at her. Incredible, right? Nancy, you’re really incredible. You’re not afraid of Corona, are you, the Chinese Plague? I didn’t think so. Nancy will bring you whatever you need. And if you start coughing, do that into your elbow, so you don’t make a mess. Okay, you’re doing great. I’ll see you later.

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have i been jerking off to a GAY man all thius time??? respawn, HELLO??

I can NOT believe Respawn Entertainment betrayed the trust of their fans by revealing that Gibraltar is a gay. i know lots of gamers like me who jerk off to Gibraltar porn (ill link my favorite artists below) but if he's a homo then does that make US gay too?? i cant believe respawn did this to me and made me gay, now i have to COME OUT and then start dating only MEN and cuddle with them and eventually get married and adopt kids with a HOMOSEXUAL because respawn blindsided us with this " " " reveal " " " and forceed me in gay.

couldnt be more unhappy rig\\ht now. im going to be sick. what will i tell my maori 34 year old uncle who felt represented by the hunky gibraltar???

!!!update: i talked to some of my epic gamer bros abnout this and were going on strike until GAYspawn decides to make Gibraltar normal again:smirk::smirk::smirk: in the meantime me adn my best gamer bro Jeremy are going to cuddle and go on dates while were still gay and have the chance to until respawn undoes this sjw pandering and makes us back to straight:sunglasses::sunglasses: respawn??OWNED!!!!!

thank u, next
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bloodline

would be my top three. I'm not huge on the album overall, but it's not bad.

A collecion of OwOs and their uses:

OwO : Standard use, for noticing bulges

owo : When the bulge isn't as big

uwu : When you're not impressed by the bulge or there isn't one

ÒwÓ : Mischievous OwO, for when you're feeling devious

□w□ : The OwO for people who wear glasses

●w● : The OwO if you're wearing sunglasses

Owo : For feeling confused of the bulge

♡w♡ : The legendary OwO, used for bulges so large that you get heart eyes from it. Do not use this emote lightly, for the power of it is great

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also thank u, next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKqRAC-JNOM

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