Konnichiwa. Sanic-Chan desu. I am definitely not a weeb. Baka.
Now, onto the real stuff. I am King of Memes. Beware, Gilgamesh.
Despite the gender I previously listed, I am actually an agender, sapio-sexual, black hole-kin that finds cellular life that refer to straightedges as "rulers', and people that have not watched Non Non Biyori, absolutely disgusting. They deserve the dark, back corners of Hitler's ovens, nothing more.
Moving on, my interests involve human extinction, highly debated internet statistics, the weird growth I have on my lower back that looks very similar to a maggot nest, and memes.
I deny that Pepe the Frog is anywhere close to a dank meme. It's leak into the plebeians and ghetto people of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and so forth, should act as a blockade into Meme Heaven.
My hobbies include getting yelled at, scoffing loudly in the middle of US History, recalling my tens of thousands of hours on World of Warcraft, begging for spine replacements on the sides of interstate highways, memeing, wondering why the ending to Soul Eater was such a fucking disappointment, wondering why Usagi Drop did not have much of it adapted to anime, then remember that the manga turned into a failure mess of almost parental incest. I also enjoy watching Highschool DxD in the pitch darkness of my windowless room. To counter the gloominess of the previous statement, I admit to watching Prison School during Geometry class. Fear not for my sanity, for I have 29 spoons that I have perfected eating prodigious amounts of cereal with.
My only friend is a broken in half protractor I have from seventh grade.
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