"Hello. Thanks for recommending me Mimi wo Sumaseba. I am very sorry to let you know that I am unable to watch your anime recommendation. Please know that this decision in no way diminishes your recommendation. I was humbled by your praise and dedication and by your commitment you demonstrated in all of your thoughtful and insightful words of praise for the anime.
We appreciate the thoughtfulness and care that went into your recommendation and want to assure you that your candidacy received thorough and serious consideration. Because I receive tens of thousands of recommendations for an incoming circle of approximately 1,700 anime fans, I must decline the vast majority of anime recommendations each year.
All of my recommendation decisions are made through an exhaustive committee review process. As a result, all decisions are final, and we are unable to consider appeals of any kind. Please visit my page of frequently asked questions for answers about my recommendation process. I would also like to share an article I wrote for the Anime Recommendation Times, which you may find relevant today.
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No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it’s not “gay.” Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. “GAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR “GAY” IS YAOI. Just because I’m eleven doesn’t mean that I can’t be a perv. I’m mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn’t live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that’s the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (that’s the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That’s to prepare him for sex. I’M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I’m NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You don’t even use the right word for yaoi. It’s not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It’s nothing like yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It’s disgusting. Fuck all of you. I’m eleven and I’m not “stupid” because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don’t. Fuck you. Fuck off
umu I am shy to video chat... but maybe you can convince me? (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) yes you did but I prefer to be called nee-san tehe (that means big sister (/ω\))
hello KAWAII!!! haha just thought I'd catch your attention _. Basically I'm an Otaku (that means I lUV japan!!) I saw yoiu playing a few japanese games and I thought that was really really epic! We could play some together maybe? I can show you some really cool anime theres this anime called yuri on ice (yuri means lesbian yes Im such a nerd i kn shh;)) but the show is actually about yaoi (yaoi means gay dont worry youll pick up all thise terms in no time :3) I really like watching anime with cute boys which is kiiiiiinnnddaaa why I added you blushes eek! what did I just say?! runs away add me on skype..? O_O
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We appreciate the thoughtfulness and care that went into your recommendation and want to assure you that your candidacy received thorough and serious consideration. Because I receive tens of thousands of recommendations for an incoming circle of approximately 1,700 anime fans, I must decline the vast majority of anime recommendations each year.
All of my recommendation decisions are made through an exhaustive committee review process. As a result, all decisions are final, and we are unable to consider appeals of any kind. Please visit my page of frequently asked questions for answers about my recommendation process. I would also like to share an article I wrote for the Anime Recommendation Times, which you may find relevant today.
I am complimented by your interest in MAL Secret Santa and thank you for the hard work your recommendation represents. You have our very best wishes for your anime career experience."
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KawaiiTendou