| I posted the "Toronto Sucks" song in the "Where in Canada?" Topic, so I thought I'd start a new topic here. If anyone has anything funny to share, I'd love to read it ^^ I got this in the email this summer, and being in Germany with almost no Canadians to speak of, it really made me laugh and feel closer to home :) So you tell me ... how true is it xD TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ANY PROVINCE IN CANADA |
| Lol, nice list heh. The PEI one was great. Though, it does take a bit more then 2 minutes to drive across :p. |
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Kineta said: TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA 1. Vancouver: 15 million people and two bridges. You do the math. :( so true... 2. Your $900,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. More like your 1000000 house is 10 hours with traffic from downtown. xD 3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. This is good because sometimes I don't feel like waking across the street to buy starbucks. This honestly is true though. There are more starbucks' in Vancouver than Seattle... where starbucks was first created o.O 4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. SAVE THE TREES! 5. The rest of Canada is beyond Hope.Is it sad I laughed for a really long time at this? xD also, where is THE NORTH WEST TERRITORIES!! Poor guys, they were forgotten. xD |
| This is why I hate Canadians, they won't even go to hug trees with me take deforestation seriously. The bastards. |
asandari said: This is why I hate Canadians, they won't even go to hug trees with me take deforestation seriously. The bastards. no u |
Kineta said: TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 1. It's quite nice, like having your own temporary pond 2. Fuck they're cold. Seriously. ><; 3. Anyone want -50 C weather? We got it! with windchill ratings to boot! 4. I think I'll be a Westerner today. 5. To be fair, only happens to those stupid enough to live in an ancient lake basin... wait a minute... |
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selective_yellow said: 5. The rest of Canada is beyond Hope.Is it sad I laughed for a really long time at this? xD also, where is THE NORTH WEST TERRITORIES!! Poor guys, they were forgotten. xDI laughed, too, so I don't think it's sad ^^ That's what I wondered, too! Trust me, that wasn't me mistakenly copy and pasting wrong. CanadaAotS said: xD I loved that one, too. And good choice - the west is where it's at ;)4. I think I'll be a Westerner today. |
| buahaha thats good stuff xD so true, i laughed out loud literally a few times don't ya just love Canada? |
| Wow, those are really funny; I had a good laugh there. XD Unfortunately, I don't have any, but if I think of one, I'll post it here. :) |
mdevile said: My favourite is still: Q. How can you tell you've got a newfie wolf stuck in your trap? A. Three legs are chewed off and he's still in the damned thing! Nyuk nyuk nyuk I think I lol'ed. |
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| Hee. These are awesome. My fiancé is part-Newfie, so we like to make bad newfie jokes all the time. All in good fun! How many Newfies does it take to go ice fishing? - Three. One to drill the hole and two to push the boat in. And not exactly Canadian, but we can all appreciate it: How did the Blonde Hockey Team die? - They all drowned during Spring Training. |
| Oh those bridges how I hate both of them so. |
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| I lawl at this. xD |
 -Love is but a binding without the shackles- |
| I lol'ed XD I agree about Ontario XD Classic~ And quite true =P Wish I could go back T_T |
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| oh god man grade A stuff. |
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| TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 1. You live in the centre of the universe. 2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 1. I wish... 2. I don't live in Toronto most of us don't 3. Not necessary, I mean most of us don't like the Bush wanna-be prime minister 4. Not that I've heard of, any hard-core american-style crime actually comes from the americans I live about a hour or so from Toronto and the only news worthy crime we had of the year only happened last week. But awhile back the area had a lot of fires from some arsonists. i really love living in ontario, it really isn't that bad, i mean we experience 4 different seasons, not just winter and summer. A lot of history lives here, we are the most socially accepting people you'll meet, little racism and anti-homosexuality. You don't know a lot of french but you at least know how to ask where the toilet is. We speak american, and handle a lot of the american - canadian translations. I love it here, and don't understand the hate... |
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| I lol'd at the list. http://howtospotacanadian.ca/ |
asandari said: This is why I hate Canadians, they won't even go to hug trees with me take deforestation seriously. The bastards. ... I'm sorry, but your comment was really out of line... |
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