| This is for the kids who had Mr.Hinze as a teacher and loved him. He not only teaches you a lot, he makes it fun. Plus he's hilarious and is in a band called Tree of Snakes. Come on, how can you not love him? Plus now we were mentioned in Arlingtonian. Spread the hinze love people! HINZE QUOTES "Try and become friends with Kuwaitis and they pay for your stuff" "If you can't find it, then it's no different than some crackhead off the street telling me something." "Ladies: I'm just about to explode right now: I'm blinded by rage." "I have intelligent friends who press t-shirts. I thought Chinese kids did that. What? I'm being totally honest. I'm talking about the natural order of things." "Humans, like ants, are social." "America is stupid and boring. We're not gonna talk about it. Beside the point where something is funny, it's useless! ... So the white rich men said "Well we can't let them infiltrate our ports... " [laughs] I can't even say this without laughing - so it is funny; nevermind." "Adam's style would be perfect without that sweater. The sweatshirt adds a degree of ... casuality?" "For me, a guy with no soul, I would say there is no right and wrong..." "Mr. Hinze doesn't really know anything.. no, it's really true" "Souls are for wussies" "Colors don't mean much in the United States, other than maybe the old Red, White, and Blue... I can't even say that with a straight face." "People died. Lots of lots of people died. Is that funny to you?" "American cars are crap. Asian cars...Asian cars MAKE gasoline. That's why I'm getting a Kia! " "You guys are all gonna get drafted!" "I'm laughing because I'm sad on the inside." "SHUT UP KAMEL" "He's sort of like a cross between Karl Marx and Jerry Garcia" "You are on your way to a lonely existance, either drink the kool-aid or find friends who don't" "'I think we should castrate all sex offenders!' 'Well, I think we should gouge their eyes out!'" (puts on hilarious meek voice) "I think we should treat them like human beings?" Hinze in multimedia lab while I'm listening to Chevy Ridin High by Dr Dre and Rick Ross: "Riley what is that atrocious crap you are listening to?" Me: "Chevy Ridin High, you know your niggaz from the hood Dr Dre and Rick Ross" Hinze: "Yeah cuz i get down in the ghetto with all my niggaz, I've never even heard of who those guys are" "And the Nazis were to the Jews like 'knee to the groin, knee to the groin'" Nick: So we are trying to avoid making Saddam a martyr to the Iraqi people? Mr. Hinze: Right, that's why we are killing him. Oh, wait... "What do you all know about the Triangle slave trade? [Looks for responses]. Rape, Pillage, and Kill. THATS WHAT SOUTH AMERICA" "Every election me and all my good buddies get together AND THROW A HUGE ...political.. PARTY!!! We cheer on our electors..and talk politicaly." "..like when you all go out to your ""chipoltle""..is that how you say it?" "PAUL watch this---[[talkes sip of water]] --[[looks and smiles at paul]]---ahh... wasnt that nice, now.." "You know what, are any of you coherent today..1..2...3...2... okay thats enough for me to teach...." "We will all DIE, in the year 2343" "So, who is the contest against this friday? Football vs football team. Yeah?" "Everything's bedda with chedda!" "Buffer, you went to Vermont? Did you try the cheddar like i said? No? Well, you didn't really go to Vermont" (walks away). "Sorry about that its a Newark thing" "I'm feeling bad vibrations! All i want in this room is good, good, good, good vibrations...No one?? Ok Moving on..." "Poor People Irk Me" "Ok people we are going to read something and answer questions about it now" "We're going to have a note taking party its going to be great!!!" "Why does everybody annex Austria?" "Michael, are you threatening me?...Why not?" "...You're all worthless, and everybody hates you execpt your parents and they're starting to;You rich snobs. I'm just kidding you Julia I think that you're all wonderful, execpt a few of you" (takes a drink and walks away) "no, I don't kill 'people'" "is it not my right to run in pink colored short shorts, even if someone is offeneded because they have to look at my well formed legs" "kamal get off the internets!!" About Queen Victoria dying and the start of WWI: "Cause once Grandma's gone....AW no! It's ON!" "If Mr. Greenhill searched you than he had just cause. You were probably being drunk and beligerant.... well, probably not you Braine, but someone like Mr. Smetzer." "I have done a lot of partying in my day. That was an obscene amount of alcohol. No one group of teenagers could EVER consume that much alcohol. Unless they were hiding Keith Richards in their limo or something." "Did you all have a good time at Prom? Except you Mr. Smetzer, because I'm assuming you didn't get in? yes?" "I don't mean anything I'm saying, I just like to see that apalled look on your face." "Come on man, eat the last piece of pizza. Everybody is doing it, and it's only one piece. It's the cool thing to do." "You heard me, in 10 years, you will all be ugly" "And I wanted to be like...man, you're on the wrong drug! Everyone else around you is on coke!" "Collin, what on earth do you think you're doing?! you fold it like this!" (makes the sweetest paper airplane i've seen in my life) "Food in the library??? Give me some." "Oh yeah jimmy eat world....they stayed at my house one time, those guys are LAME" "You dirty hippie" "The best form of birth control is being around little children" |
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