| Here's a scenario, written between zanpakutoflames and me. Oh, what horrible adventures Ulquiorra had with a particular human child... He's been scarred for life... xD ******************************* Episode 1: Batman :: by Rukayex Little kid: *touches [Ulquiorra's] hand* "Mr.Batman, sir, please take me to McDonalds!" Ulquiorra: >.>"""" "WHO'S Mr. Batman...?" Little kid: "You, sir." "Now, please take me...?" *puppy eyes* *jumps on Ulqui's back* "PIGGYBACK~! :D" Ulquiorra: O.O"""" T.T "Get off me, kid." "NOW." Little kid: *starts crying* "Uh..uh... uwa....UWAAAAAHHH!!" v.v Ulquiorra: DX *plugs ears* ******************************* Episode 2: And Then Gin Appears :: by zanpakutoflames Gin: my my... what do we have here? Why are yer cryin' kid? Kid: Mr Batman won't take me to McDonald's *cries again* Gin: Oh... and who's this Mr Batman? Kid: *points at Ulquiorra* Gin: Oh... yer bein' mean ter tha kid, Ulquiorra Ulquiorra: It's not my duty to accompany trash anywhere Kid: *cries louder* Gin: oh... but yer hav ta, Ulquiorra... Or this kid won't stop cryin. And Aizen won't be happy, y'know Ulquiorra: ... *looks at kid who's still crying* Gin: *banana smile* Ulquiorra: Let's go.... trash Kid: *didn't notice he was called trash* YIPPEE!!! Suddenly.... Grimmy appears! Grimmy: Hah! You got defeated by a kid, Ulquiorra! *mad laughter* ******************************* Episode 3: At McDonald's :: by Rukayex Ulquiorra: Here you are... *whispers*... trash. Kid: :D I want that toy in the Kid's Meal! >w< Gin: Alright, kiddo. Let's get in line... Kid: AWESOME~!! Cashier: NEXT! Kid: One Kid's Meal, please! Cashier: That will be... *punches in keypad* ... $3.47. Kid, Gin, and Grimmy: *looks expectantly at Ulquiorra* Ulquiorra: T.T Whaat. Grimmjow: *looks at kid* Mr. Batman will pay for you, kid. *squeezes cheeks* Ulquiorra: T.T Whaat...? Gin: *banana smile* Ulquiorra: T.T ... Fine. *fishes out wallet* I don't have dollars. Do Hueco Mundo bills count? Cashier: *sweatdrops* ^^" Ulquiorra: T.T All right. *whispers to Grimmy* What's the exchange rate? Grimmjow: *whispers back* I think it's $2 = 1 HMB (Hueco Mundo Bills). Ulquiorra: *shoves bills in cashier's hand* T.T Cashier: *punches in keypad* Here's your receipt, sirs. Your order will be coming shortly. Ulquiorra: T.T ... it had better. Kid: :D Gin: *banana smile* Grimmjow: XD *checks out arcade machine in corner* *plays* - five minutes later - Cashier: Order #48! Gin: *takes kid by hand* That's us. Kid: :D NOM NOM NOM NOM Grimmjow: Back. That game wasn't very fun. :/ Ulquiorra & Gin: *looks at former arcade machine, now broken* O.O"""" Ulquiorra: ... All right. Let's go. Grimm/Ulqui/Gin: *leaves McDonalds* Kid: nom nom nom nom. AHHH~! :D ******************************** Episode 4: What if... HMB's Are Not Accepted? :: by zanpakutoflames Cashier: i'm sorry sir but we do not accept HMBs Ulquiorra: No burgers for you then.... trash Kid: *starts crying* Gin: My my... you do have a knack fer makin' kids cry, Ulquiorra. What would Aizen say Grimmy: Hah! You can't even accomplish a simple task as buying a burger! You're a loser, Ulquiorra! Ulquiorra: I don't see you trying to do anything Grimmy: I'm here to witness you losing! *laughs* Gin: *sweatdrops* Ulquiorra: It's impossible that you do not accept HMBs Cashier: I'm sorry sir but it's our policy not to accept foreign currency Gin: maybe yer could use yer credit card Cashier: We do not accept credit cards either Ulquiorra: .... Gin: Do ya have any money, Grimmjow? Grimmy: What the hell?! I'm not gonna help this idiot! Kid: i want my burger!!! T.T Gin: I have no choice then... Aizen-sama!!! Aizen appears Ulquiorra: *bows* Aizen-sama Aizen: It seems to me you do not accept my currency. How can that be when it has my face on it O.O" *pulls out Kyoka Suigetsu* Aizen: Now Ulquiorra... if you would kinda pay for the burger Ulquiorra: Hai... Aizen-sama. *hands over HMBs to cashier* Cashier: *accepts HMBs, under Aizen's hypnosis* Thank you sir. And here is your change Ulquiorra: *accepts change* Now let's go Kid: *eats burger happily* Aizen: Ah... I'm still the best Grimmy + Gin: =_=" Ulquiorra: Yes... Aizen sama ************************************** Epilogue :: by zanpakutoflames Kid: I want a Happy Meal Ulquiorra: Not again... Me: *evil grin* Ulquiorra: This cannot be happening Me: It is... cause I'm the author of this little scenario *evil grin again* ********************************** Epilogue 2 :: by zanpakutoflames Grimmy: What was that again, Ulquiorra?! Ulquiorra: You are going to buy this kid a burger Grimmy: I will absolutely not buy this snotty kid a damn burger!!! Ulquiorra; Aizen-sama instructed you to Grimmy: Ah stop bossing me around, batboy! Ulquiorra: *gets ready to cero Grimmy* *click* Gun aimed at Ulquiorra Ulquiorra: nani? Zero: You heard him... he's not gonna buy those burgers Ulquiorra: There's nothing you can do to stop me, trash Grimmy: Who are you calling trash, Batman! Zero: And as for this Aizen person.... I've eliminated him on orders from the Vampire Hunters' Association Grimmy: Aizen is a vampire?! Together, Zero and Grimmjow shall rule the world! *********************************** Enjoy. xD Feel free to comment, participate, etc... maybe start a new forum topic as well as a new scenario... ;D ;D Please label accordingly, though. |
RukayexMay 27, 2009 12:26 AM
| O.o" You actually compiled the whole thing here?!!! That must've been a lot of work... |
| xD Not really. I mostly copied and pasted. I had a lot of fun rereading it. |
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