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Apr 22, 2013 3:49 AM
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This is a short story inspired from our conversations in the Chat Room. I might add more if there's more ideas to play with from future chats. Please enjoy. =)

⚜ The Neighbors Club Room ⚜

Digi: So what I want you guys to do is play this VR game. The goal is to survive together and complete the game. It's a good way to strengthen your friendship and whatnot.

Genkii, Timewizard, Norr, Arkain and Kairu look a bit unsettled as they're strapped to their chairs and hooked up into a machine, except for Whinon who is displaying her pearly white teeth in delight.

Digi: Remember, even one death will take you immediately to the Game Over screen. Ready? Annnnnd start!

[A post apocalyptic world is displayed before them]

Genkii: COOL! We have super powers wahahaha *breathes bubbles out of his mouth* ...wtf!? How am I meant to use this?

Arkain: Wow, that is very nice. Stupid, but nice. I have teleportation. What did you get Whinon?

Whinon: Hahahaha! I can make ICE!

She creates an ice slide, climbs up and slides down and punches Norr in the crotch.

Norr: u-uncool! x_x

Genkii: What did you get Kairu?

Kairu: I can apparently become a Super Saiyan-

Everyone: SO COOL!

Kairu: -but it can only be activated when someone in this party dies.

Everyone: SO LAME!

Wizard: Hey guys, look at me, I can fly! Gaa! Gaa!

Arkain: Norr, what did you get?

Norr: I uh... better to show you.

Norr transforms into a pretty Lolita.

Everyone: O_O

Norr: I-it's not like I wanted this or anything!

Kairu: OMG a Tsundere Lolita! XD

Genkii: Hmm, so I guess we're suppose to use our powers to clear this Game. There's also a counter here that displays 1000.

Suddenly, in his ear, he hears what sound like a zerg of zombies approaching them. He turns and looks; it is in fact a zerg of zombies approaching them.

Genkii: O_O

Norr: P-PROTECT ME ONII-CHAN!

Wizard: I shall fly! I shall fly! *jumps into the air but plummets immediately into the ground* AH!! CRAMP!! HELP!!

Arkain: lol

Kairu: Guys, we need to sacrifice someone useless so I can become Super Saiyan.

Genkii: *panics because his power is obviously useless* H-hey, remember what Digi said, she wanted us to work and survive TOGETHER. Is our friendship so fickle we'd start sacrificing each other!?

Whinon: Hahahaha! ICE MAKE BEAM! >: D

Everyone immediately dives to the ground as she shoots an ice beam and freezes the whole zerg. The counter drops down to 795.

The Boys + Lolita: SUGOI!

Arkain walks over to two male zombies who are frozen and moves one of their hands onto the other ones ass.

Arkain: Hehehehe

More zombies arrive.

Whinon: Hahaha! I'm out of mana. ^^;

Kairu: We need bait to distract them while we escape!

Wizard: Great idea! Now, what can we use as bait?

Kairu: *grinning* It's funny you should ask.

Wizard is thrown into the pack of zombies... however, he luckily manages to soar back into the sky again. Impending death can be a good motivation.

Wizard: Bastards!

[Elsewhere]

Arkain: *teleports everyone into an abandoned building* I think this is a safe location. We should be able to recover our mana here.

Kairu: Oh good. *drops an unconscious Genkii off his shoulder*

Whinon: Hahaha! What a wuss! xD

Moments later, Wizard flies in.

Wizard: You guys are mean... Is Genkii unconscious?

Norr: Yeah, we've been poking him with sticks and twisting his nipples for ages but got no result.

Wizard: ...can I try?

Suddenly, a swarm of zombies are approaching their location, some even start to dry hump the walls separating them.

Arkain: Well, you certainly don't see THAT everyday.

Whinon: Hahaha! My woman's intuition tells me those are lolicon zombies. XD

Norr: O.O

Kairu: Yeah, you do kinda smell nice, its messing with my head a little...

Norr: I-I'm not happy to hear that! HMPH!

Genkii: *wakes up* uhhh? What the hell happened? ...and why do my nipples hurt so much?

Kairu: No time to explain! LOOK! LOLICON ZOMBIES!

Genkii: Don't tell me those sick things actually eats lolis.

Kairu: Yes, but not in the way you're thinking pervert.

Genkii: I see. Alright guys, I have a plan!

[Later]

Wizard: *dressed as a chicken* I will bravely protect my friends!

Whinon: Hahaha Wizbird XD

Arkain: You remember the plan right?

Wizard: I do.

Genkii: OK GUYS! GO!

Arkain grabs Norr "kyaa!" in an inappropriate spot and teleports themselves to another location. Thus now the lolicon zombies turn their attention to the remaining party members. Wizard takes to the sky flapping and making bird noises, leading the zombies away... and off a cliff. The counter drops to 432.

Kairu: I'm surprised that actually worked. That's all of them yeah?

A wild zombie boy randomly appears and bites Kairu in the crotch.

Kairu: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Genkii: *casually watching this happening right next to him like it's none of his business* ...really glad that wasn't me.

Whinon: Hahaha, Let me handle this! ICE MAKE, HAMMER! *swings hammer sideways and into the zombie child's head*

Kairu: NO! NO! NO! NO!

[Scene switches to Arkain and Norr's location]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Arkain: You don't think the plan failed do you?

Norr: BAKA YOUR HANDS ARE STILL ON MY CHEST *kicks*

Arkain: Oh s-sorry!

[The Zombie Apocalypse world phases out and the group returns back to the club room.]

Wizard: *removes headset* Aww, we lost?

Genkii: Well yeah, Kairu did die from getting mauled in the crotch... then smashed by a hammer...

Whinon: HAHAHA GUYS THAT WAS SO AWESOME! I HAD SO MUCH FUN! *runs around in circles, throws pixie dust at the boys and skips out of the room*

Kairu: Someone should teach her to be a team player... T_T

Norr: *strangely misses his lolita form* My skin was so nice and soft too...

Arkain: Yeah it sure was...

Norr: What?

Arkain: N-nothing.
GenkiiApr 22, 2013 4:02 AM
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Apr 22, 2013 4:08 AM
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WOOOOOOOOO great story leader :D
Apr 22, 2013 4:13 AM
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BROTHER XD. * PEARLY WHITE TEETH * DAMN ITS GREAT ! =)))
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE KILLER ! XD GREAT GREAT !
Apr 22, 2013 4:13 AM
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yeah the story is great !! but the fact that I'm totally useless and the only one diess and killed by a teammate is bothering me :)))



P.S I want to be a gunner !! =)
Lalalallala12345Apr 22, 2013 4:16 AM
Apr 22, 2013 4:17 AM
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HAHAHAH ! Sorry Brother i killed you : )
Apr 22, 2013 10:57 PM
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Slow day today, and only a few people logged on chat.

⚜ The Neighbors Club Room ⚜ Day 2

[Scenario 1]

Norr: *wakes up* AAAH! I just had the worst nightmare. I dreamt I was in a lame club with these assholes named Arkain, Genkii and Kairu. But it turned out okay because I turned into this cute loli named Setsuna and... *Looks around* Oh...

[Scenario 2]

Genkii is concocting the G-Viris and is preparing to weaponize it into a spray can.

Kairu: What are you doing?
Genkii: Making a Gay Virus.
Wiz: Why would you even do that...
Genkii: Pretend you didn't see it.
*Everyone gasps*
Kairu: A senpai should never say such a thing!
Genkii: Pretend I didn't say it.
*Everyone gasps*
*Genkii slaps Timewizard's ass*
Wiz: Hey, I-
Genkii: Pretend I didn't do it *runs off giggling insanely*
Kairu: That guy is weird.

[Scenario 3]

Stillapeep: As your senpai, I would like to teach you all a valuable lesson in life. Girls are beasts who prowl on wanting you to buy them things and rob you of your pride. Many times a girl is just a wonderful work of art. Their natural beauty of the body have curves and soft wonderful skin with beautiful hair that can make a man go crazy over her. But on the inside, they are the downfall of men. Men go to great lengths to get a woman what they desire, even if it means the death and destruction of them. Most of the time they show their gratitude by leaving you unconscious somewhere holding your privates while lying naked on the streets.

New Members: O_O...

Relic-san: You really should stop telling that story to everyone you meet. ^^;

[Scenario 4]

Whinon's Big Brother: Hey, which one of you jackasses tainted my baby sister with your perversions?
Everyone immediately points to Genkii.
Genkii: Oh f#@k you guys...
Whinon's oniichan grabs Genkii, uppercuts him, then does a roundhouse kick sending him flying into loads of equipments.
Genkii: THE PAIN!

[Scenario 5]

Couch: YO DUDE!
zaackisnow: Whoa. You can talk?
Couch: Well, sure, why not?
zaackisnow: I guess...
Bookshelf: Hi!
zaackisnow: You can talk too?!
Bookself: Sure!

Back to the others.

Kairu: What... the heck is he doing?
Wiz: Looks like he's being shy and started talking to himself.
Genkii: Yeah, we have all been through that phase the first time here. Making friends was rough.
Apr 23, 2013 3:00 AM
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I like it better if all membz are participating :)
Apr 23, 2013 5:42 AM
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haha nice one Genkii :D
Apr 23, 2013 7:21 AM
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BIG BROTHER =)))
Apr 23, 2013 9:37 AM

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continue the story of the VR game, its actually fun
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