Why did Haruhi give us two hands? Double masturbation, of course! When Haku woke up one saturday afternoon with an itch to scratch, it reflected on the awesomeness of having two hands to masturbate- one for its penis, and the other for herm's vagina. Herm was on the brink of orgasm when Fanny popped up out of nowhere, brandishing a big-ass zanpakuto. Fanny cut off herm's arms and molested Haku in every possible way. Too stunned to do anything, Haku could only watch as Fanny ran off cackling with glee. It was then that haku looked down at herm's two bloody stumps and came to a startling realization. "How the fuck am i supposed to scratch this itch?" So, for the first time in herms life, Haku decided to venture out into the outside world. Herm stripped down naked and screamed out "SOMEONE FUCK ME NOW!" Immediately, a group of neko-girls wondered over to check Haku out. Haku used tear gas to incapacitate the neko girls, after which herm bound and gagged the girls. Herm dragged the girls back into its house for some rape. After thoroughly using and abusing the neko girls, Haku left the corpses for Fanny to rape and pillage before heading back out to hunt. However, all of the cute girls had run away to their respective masters (ie sheena fujibayashi ran into saito's open arms for some loving). Haku was nearly driven to despair, but at that moment, the goddess Reimu appeared from the sky and enveloped herm in her bosom.
the two of them went back to Haku's house, and they are still having sex to this very moment
Dooms' Hentai story Collaboration by Saito & Fanny:
Lolis and Incest and Bishoujo? Oh my!
Dooms woke up one morning to the surprise of his life. He kicked back the sheets revealing two lolis sleeping on his muscular chest. On his right side was a young bishoujo with flowing blonde locks, and on his left, a brunette. Dooms pinched him self several times and even went as far as sitting down on a knife to determine whether or not he was dreaming. Fortunately, the knife didn't penetrate any of his precious orfices, so he turned to the two lolis, who were eyeing his giant log with hungry eyes. Yes ,Doomy had just bought a large log that he kept outside, and the lolis wished to play on said log. While the lolis played on the log, Dooms reached into his treasure chest of goodies and pulled out a length of rope.Dooms walked over to the lolis playing innocently on the log and grabbed them yelling out "FUNRABA!" The lolis shrieked in surprise as Dooms bound and then brutally raped them simultaneously. (Dooms had eariler planted a seed in his womb which allowed him to have to dicks). Multiple dicks. The loli's cried out "stop, please onii-chan!" At this, Dooms withdrew his penises and stared at the two in shock. Dooms was incomplete disbelief, so much so that he couldn't help but shit his huggies. Red-faced, Dooms raced back into his house to change his pants. The lolis followed him inside and watched him change, his penis looked alot smaller than it felt, and it could hardly even be felt. The brunette glared at dooms, "what did you use to fuck us senseless?" Dooms embrassed responded, "i used this mold of Fanny's penis", so the lolis conversed among their horny selves about locating this Fanny. While the lolis went out searching, Dooms started plotting out his revenge. Dooms decided to go hunting for some loli. And so, he donned his pedobear outfit and left his house. After much searching he cornered the lolis...who were participating in a massive orgy with other lolis, as well as Saito and Fanny. but of course my boy Fanny was macking 3x as much girls as Saito. dooms watched as Louise, Shana, Taiga and Nagi raped Saito senseless, while Fanny molested all of the other loli. Dooms walked up to his imouto and thrusted his junk into her mouth. Dooms chuckled to himself, 'that viagra supplement sure is doing its job right now'. Dooms grabbed his other loli sister and began to strip her. It was at this point that Dooms noticed that something was wrong... horribly wrong...
beans n franks! the loli had a small penis! Doom's entire body froze in fear...
and then, the brunette peeled of its face to reveal a sight so horrifying, Saito and Fanny were both roused from their rape-induced highs... Fanny continued to increase his rape count as this went on. As dooms stared into the eyes of this imposter loli, he couldn't help but feel repulsion and loathing at having touched such a person...
because before him stood none other than Kuruugi Suzaku! The brown-haired bastard smirked at Dooms expression and flaunted his gay ass in Dooms' face. In a fit of rage Dooms picked up his other loli sister at beat Suzaku to death with her... and thus, Kururugi Suzaku, knight of the homosexuals, met his bitter end.
-zpppt- the screen went black and the words game over materialized. "Gay game" said Dooms as Dooms turned around and saw a vision of loveliness standing behind him. 3 Bishoujos were naked and drugged, on them was a ribbon which read, courtesy of Fanny, and saito. so, from that day forth, Dooms was able to satisfy all of his weird sexual fantasies with the three gift bishoujo, and life was good. The bishoujo were also able to make money magically appear after hardcore sex, and thus Dooms job became sex.
*Author note: Saito and Fanny alternated sentences on this one- Saito wrote the first sentence, then Fanny wrote the second and so forth*
Mighty's Yuri story by Ruru (Tsuruya-san):
A Mighty Night and A Christmas Surprise
"Ahh, I'm so exhausted." Mighty sighed in relief after a long day's work. She plopped herself down on the couch and drank some warm milk. "Wow, this sure feels good after doing all that work today." She turned on the television and fell asleep in an instant... Knock knock. Mighty twitched a little. Knock knock knock. "Hellooo? Is anyone there?!" Mighty woke up from the noises outside her door and began to lazily walk towards it. "C-coming.." She rubbed her eyes lightly and finally opened the door. "A-ah. S-sorry to disturb you..." A small, almost fragile but beautiful girl looked up at her. She had long brown hair, clear blue eyes, and a mysterious aura to her. The girl appeared to be worn out and covered in snow. Mighty looked at her and spoke drowsily, "Oh.. How may I help you?" The girl sighed in relief to see that the person who answered the door was merely a normal girl, just a little older than herself and continued, "U-umm.. well you see... I'm lost."
"...what?" Still a little tired, Mighty blinked at the girl with a hesitant look on her face. The girl backed down a little but continued, shivering slightly from the cold weather, "Well, I was supposed to meet some relatives over here for the holidays. I think I got off at the wrong stop. I'm out of money already, so I was wondering if I could possibly use your phone? If I call them maybe they can come get me..." Mighty looked at her and smiled. "Ah... is that so? Well, you'll catch a cold if you stay outside too long. Come on inside and you can use my phone. Oh, and would you like some hot chocolate?" The girl smiled gently as she walked in and said in a small voice, "Yes please… If you don't mind."
Riiing ring. Riiing ring. The girl tried calling her relatives, but no one answered. "They aren't picking up...” the girl said, looking a little saddened. Mighty became lost in deep thought. "N-no way.. What should I do? The only thing I can do is let her spend the night here... but... I mean. Wow, she's really pretty and... All by ourselves? I-I might get tempted and..." She shook her head furiously at the thought. "Ahahaha.. I can't do that. Let's just try and keep it cool. It's just one night, right? We can find her relatives in the morning." The small girl looked up at her, wondering if she was paying any attention. "Umm... So, what should we do?" Mighty startled a bit and looked at her "O-oh! Well... you can stay the night here then... The couch opens up into a sofa bed so it should be fine. Let me get some sheets. We'll try contacting them again in the morning... Ah, would you like to take a bath first?"
The girl blinked, "W-well... I guess that's a good idea. It's really cold so a warm bath would be nice right now..." The girl smiled and blushed slightly. Mighty tried not to look straight back at her and continued, "Okay... I'll get it ready... oh! So, what's your name anyways? I should have asked sooner... eh... well mine is Mighty. It's nice to meet you!" The girl looked up at her and smiled again. "It's nice to meet you too. My name is Mitsuki. Thank you for being so kind to me..." Mighty scratched her head lightly and smiled awkwardly. "Ahaha... well it's not like I could leave you out there...especially not in this weather... A-anyways... I'll go get the bath started!" Mighty rushed off to the bathroom.
Mitsuki sighed happily as she soaked herself in the warm bath provided for her. "Ahh… this feels so good. I really wanted to see my relatives today, but I guess this will do too. I can always call them in the morning... and Mighty has been so nice to me." She blushed slightly at the thought of the kind, but slightly awkward girl who welcomed her here. "M-maybe I should get her a present as thanks..." Mitsuki continued in deep thought for another 30 minutes and finally got out of the tub. She walked out with nothing but a thin bath towel and called for Mighty. "Mighty! U-umm... I just realized I don't have any spare clothes. Could you get me some?" Mighty walked over to Mitsuki and blushed slightly "O-oh.. yes. I thought about that. Here're some clothes I found for you. I hope they fit…they might be a bit big though." Mitsuki put on the clothes Mighty gave her and walked over to the sofa bed. The clothes were a bit baggy in places, but they seemed to fit well enough. Just as she was about to settle herself down, Mighty called for her.
"M-Mitsuki! I've decided... you...you should stay in my bed tonight!" Mitsuki blushed as dirty thoughts rushed through her mind."E-eh?!" Mitsuki said in a hurried tone. Mighty continued, blushing slightly, "O-oh! N-not like... together or anything... umm… I just thought that I would take the sofa bed instead. It's not very comfortable…and I think you should have my bed for tonight." Mitsuki smiled a bit, "Oh... you don't have to. It's only one night and… I think this should be fine." Mighty, looking slightly displeased as her offer was rejected tried once more, "I know, but… I really don't want a pretty girl to have to sleep in a place like that. Will you please sleep there instead?" Mitsuki blushed and nodded her head softly. "O-okay then..."
Mitsuki settled herself in Mighty's bed. "Ahh... this scent.." She hadn't smelled anything more calming before. The scent of Mighty's room filled her and she felt extremely warm, despite it being so cold out. With this scent and the thought of Mighty in her mind, Mitsuki dozed off easily...
Mighty was laying on the sofa bed, looking up at the ceiling in deep thought. "Ahh.. what should I do? What if we can't get a hold of her relatives tomorrow? ...What am I getting myself into?" She sighed and rolled over. "I can't sleep like this… Maybe I should check on how Mitsuki is doing." Mighty quietly walked into her room and called softly for Mitsuki, "Mitsuki, hey... Mitsuki, are you awake?" Hearing no response, she walked closer and realized Mitsuki was fast asleep. Mitsuki lied there just like a doll. Her long hair swept gently across her delicate skin, the shirt Mighty gave her was slightly lifted up revealing her stomach, as if she had moved slightly. Her overall appearance along with her sleeping face made her seem more like a porcelain doll than a human. Had she not been breathing, Mighty would have mistaken her for one. "Ahh… she's absolutely gorgeous. I... can I really pass up this opportunity?" Mighty continued having strange thoughts inside her head. She reached out and swept her hand across Mitsuki's cheek lightly to get a feel of that smooth, porcelain-like skin.
Before she knew it, Mighty had crept into her bed, laying right behind the sleeping Mitsuki. She swung her arm lightly around her and placed her hand on her soft stomach, which was revealed slightly from her shirt being lifted up. "Ahh... I'm gonna go crazy... and she smells so good..." Mighty finally knew she couldn't hold it in any longer. She slowly slipped her hand into Mitsuki's shirt and caressed her small breasts gently. She wasn't wearing a bra. Mitsuki moved slightly and let out a small gasp. It seemed as if she was almost awake, but Mighty knew she was sleeping still. Mighty continued and Mitsuki's nipples became erect not too long after. Mitsuki, still sleeping, let out small gasps every now and then as Mighty caressed her gently. Mighty's panties dampened as she felt up the sleeping girl. She then slid her other hand down into Mitsuki's pants, rubbing through her panties lightly with her fingers. It appears Mitsuki was already a little wet from her breasts being touched. Mighty slowly slid her hand into Mitsuki's panties. Just as she was about to reach that precious spot she had been longing for...
Mitsuki awoken and squealed, "M-mighty?!" She blushed deeply as she felt Mighty's arms wrapped around her and her hand in unmentionable places. Mighty let go of her, ashamed of her actions. "I-I'm sorry, Mitsuki. I... I don't know what came over me..." Mitsuki turned around to face Mighty, her face bright red. "I-if you wanted to do those things... you should have just asked me." Mitsuki placed her warm hand on Mighty's cheek and kissed her lips with fervor. Mighty blushed, with a shocked but pleased expression on her face. Mitsuki licked Mighty's lips to taste them before slipping her tongue inside her mouth carefully. The two girls pressed their tongues together, making lustful noises as they did so. Mighty pulled Mitsuki closer to her, sliding her pants off as she did so. She placed her hand over Mitsuki's already soaked panties and rubbed it over her sensitive areas. Mitsuki moaned softly in pleasure, breaking the kiss as she did so. Mighty continued, moving her lips down to Mitsuki's neck now, sucking on it gently. Mitsuki's head leaned back in pleasure as she felt Mighty's wet tongue.
Mighty progressed, now sliding Mitsuki's panties off slowly. Having successfully removed the garment of choice, she pressed her fingers against Mitsuki's lower lips, rubbing up and down with increased pressure. Mitsuki moaned loudly as she felt Mighty's fingers on her bare slit. Mighty whispered seductively in Mitsuki's ear, "Lay down and spread your legs for me... I'll make you feel good." Mitsuki blushed and nodded, laying herself properly on the bed and slowly spreading her legs. Mighty stared at the precious sight before her, implanting every curve and crevice of the beautiful girl into her memory. Mighty removed her own pants before sliding Mitsuki's shirt up slowly, revealing her hard, pink nipples. She flicked her tongue at one of her nipples and Mitsuki let out a small squeal. "A-ahh.. that feels weird.." Mitsuki said in a breathy tone. Mighty continued, this time putting her whole mouth over Mitsuki's nipple, sucking on it lightly. She took her free hand and placed it over Mitsuki's other nipple, playing with it as she sucked harder. Mitsuki moaned and shook slightly at the new sensation. Mighty then switched, and sucked on the other nipple, circling it with her tongue before nibbling gently. Mitsuki squealed in pleasure. "A-ahhh... Mighty... it feels..." Her legs fidgeted as the other girl sucked and nibbled on her nipples. Her tight slit became even wetter from the overwhelming feeling.
Mighty smirked, seeing as this was enough to get Mitsuki in a frenzy, she continued downwards. She slid her tongue down Mitsuki's smooth stomach until finally reaching the spot she was craving for. She didn't hold back, she spread Mitsuki's soft lips open with her fingers and sucked on her clit thoroughly. Mitsuki moaned breathily, enjoying every movement Mighty made with her tongue. "M-mighty... wait..." Mitsuki tried to gather herself despite being sunk in overwhelming pleasure. "I... want to do it to you too..." Mighty stopped suddenly, a blush creeping in her cheeks. "O-okay," she said, looking a bit embarrassed, but wanting it all the same. She slid off her panties in a hurry and positioned herself on top of Mitsuki, her face directly in front of Mitsuki's sacred area. Mitsuki started. She licked Mighty's slit tentatively, placing her small hands on her butt to bring her closer. She placed her tongue up and down Mighty's slit before sucking on her clit lightly. Mighty moaned as Mitsuki continued to pleasure her.
Mighty spread Mitsuki's lips slighty, kissing and nipping at her clit. She pressed one of her fingers into Mitsuki's glistening slit, slipping it in and out of her as Mitsuki's love juice spread all over her fingers. Mitsuki squealed and moaned in pleasure. "M-mighty! Hah... hah... It feels... too... good." She felt her body heat up rapidly as Mighty explored her sacred area. She sucked harder on Mighty's clit, inserting one of her fingers inside her warm, moist lips. The girls both moaned loudly in ecstasy, engulfed in their own forbidden pleasures. They hurried on, their tongues, fingers, and hips all moving faster and harder in a harmonious pace. Finally, they reached their peak. Mitsuki and Mighty both moaned loudly as their lips tensed and released their warm, sticky fluids. With their faces covered in perverted fluids, they licked each others slits gently. After finally succeeding in their personal desires, they dozed off, wrapping their arms around each other as they slept through the night...
Mighty woke up the next morning and glanced around the room. Mitsuki slept quietly in her arms, and she smiled gently at the sight. She knew today would be the day they would have to part. Although it was only one night, Mighty felt as though she had some sort of deep bond with this beautiful girl she hardly knew anything about. She didn't want this to end, but she knew they would have to find her relatives today. "Ah... I know! I can always ask for her number, right? At least we can keep in touch... or something. I hope she doesn't live too far... Well! There's no need to worry! It'll work itself out somehow." Mighty thought to herself. She gently shook Mitsuki and whispered in her ear, "Hey, Mitsukiiii~ Wake up..." Mitsuki mumbled drowsily, "O-okay... f-five more minutes..." Mighty giggled a bit, "Ah, I guess I can wait a little longer. I'll go get ready, okay Mitsuki? You can get ready after that." Mighty took a shower and did her typical morning tasks before finally coming to see if Mitsuki was awake again.
Mitsuki was sitting on the bed, already dressed. Mighty fell into a slight daze as she watched Mitsuki brush her gorgeous, long hair. Mitsuki stopped and blushed slightly. "E-eh? Mighty? Are you okay?" Mighty blinked and returned to her senses. "O-oh! Hey.. Mitsuki, I see that you're ready! Well, let's get going then, shall we? You should contact your relatives now. They must be worried..." Mitsuki nodded. Riiing ring. Riiing ri- "Hello? Who is this?" said an unknown voice from the phone. "Oh, Aunt Marie! It's Mitsuki." she said in relief. Mitsuki and her aunt continued on the phone while Mighty waited patiently. After about 15 minutes, she got off the phone. Mitsuki then explained to Mighty that her relatives were currently at a diner nearby eating breakfast and asked if she could be driven there. She handed Mighty the directions. "Ahh, I know where this is. Alright, I'll take you there right now." Mighty said with a slight smile. Her and Mitsuki got inside the car and drove towards the diner.
"H-hey, Mitsuki.. I was wondering.." Mighty said in a low voice. "E-eh? What did you say?" Mitsuki asked. Mighty gathered all her courage and spoke a little louder, "Well... I had fun last night... A-and, well... what I mean is... c-can I at least have your number? I think we should keep in touch." Mitsuki blushed and nodded, "I-I think that's a good idea." She got out a small piece of paper and wrote down her number. "H-here.." she quickly handed it to Mighty. "Thanks.. well, here we are." Mitsuki nodded and said goodbye to Mighty. She opened the door. "Umm.. I'm really grateful for what you did. I know I have to spend time with my relatives now, but... I want to introduce them to the person who helped me last night first." She smiled brightly and walked out of the car. "So, are you coming?" Mighty blinked, a bit surprised. "W-well.. I suppose that's alright." Mighty wasn't very good with greeting people, but Mitsuki really wanted to thank her, so she walked with her into the diner side by side.
"Oh, there they are!!" Mitsuki called out to them and took Mighty's hand, dragging her with her. They finally arrived at the table and Mighty froze in shock. Rubbing her eyes a few times to make sure she wasn't hallucinating, she looked around at the people seated at the table. Mitsuki was just about to introduce her to them, but there was no need. Mighty's voice rose slightly in shock, "M-Mom... Dad?!" Mighty's mom looked up at the two of them and smiled "Oh my! You too have met already? Ahh.. it was supposed to be a surprise too. What a coincidence, eh? Ah.. Mitsuki... could it be Mighty was the one who took care of you that you mentioned on the phone?" Mitsuki nodded, a bit confused. Mighty looked at her mother, "M-mom.. could you explain this please? Why do you know Mitsuki?!"
Her mother giggled, "Ah, well you see.. she is your cousin after all. I was going to introduce you two this Christmas since you haven't met yet. I know you don't like to spend that much time with your family, dear. But, I thought if I brought in a relative about your age you might be able to have more fun this year. Ahaha~ Well, it's good you guys have gotten along so well already!" Mighty and Mitsuki both looked at each other in complete embarrassment and shock, unable to erase the events and feelings that took place last night. Mighty looked down, shaking her head slightly, "S-so.. it's come to this... eh?" Her mom looked at both of them, a bit confused, "Eh? What's wrong with you two? You both look so flustered.." She laughed jokingly, "It's not like you just had sex or anything."
Zarem's story - by Fanny
A School Day with lots of Pussy
One day Zarem woke up, went to school where he was raped by several kittens dressed in hardo gay outfits...
Beep Beep, sounded Zarem's alarm. "Shit already? My wet dream about Thundercats was just getting to the good part." Zarem looked down, his penis stood fully erect. "GOOD MORNING!!!!' Zarem's mother walked in as Zarem pulled off the covers. Shit, he thought as he layed there with his morning wood. Zarem's mother said "Oh my it's still that small, and wtf is with the way it curves it looks like a boomerrang." Then she walked out.
Zarem took a shower, got dressed and headed down stairs. Jeez i hope school will be somewhat fun today, we got a new teacher. Zarem skipped along on his way to school. "La de da de da." Zarem hopped like a giddy little girl after receiving some attention from her crush. At last Zarem arrived at the school gates were he was greeted by Fanny. Zarem admired Fanny, he wished to be like him but it was impossible because he did not have laser vision. Fanny walked off and Zarem was left standing there as Naruto theme music was playing....
At last Zarem found his way to his class. He sat down next to the girl he liked. "Hello Zarem." She said. Zarem responded with a "Hello Fred, how are you today." After managing to weasel that out of his throat he was so happy he creamed his pants. They didn't talk anymore....
The class was chattering loudly until someone shouted "THEY"RE HERE!!!" Everyone closed there mouths and sat down. The doorknob rustled, as Zarem sat there gazing at the stain on his pants wondering how to remove it. Perhaps ill ask Fanny to laser it off he thought...
Creaaaaak, the door opened inch by inch. At last a timid young man stood at the door. The boys of the class moaned in unison. "Great another guy, this is becoming a sausage fest. Zarem noticed the teacher, he had short black hair down to his eyes, big brown eyes radiating with kindness but at the same time had an air of malice. He had a thin face, and a rather small but muscular figure. All the girls in the class were drooling over him. "Like o my gawd he is so hot, hes making me wet!"
"Hello," said he in a timid voice "My name is Mr.Apist." The girls let out a squeal of delight, Zarem couldn't help himself he said "Then my name is Mrs. Apist!!!!" An awkward silence ensued....
They continued to engage in fun activities for a long time. ..
"Excuse me sir can you help me with this question?" Asked one of the girls, "Yeah i'll be right over" replied Apist in a soothing voice.
Drinnnng, it was time for the final class. This day was pretty fun thought Zarem, too bad its almost over......
part 2.
The students all piled neatly back into the classroom and sat down waiting for their teacher. They were all elated, even Zarem! BANG the door flew off the hinges and hit a fellow student named Saito in the face killing him.
"LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS!" proclaimed Mr. Apist. "GET YO CLOTHES OFF!"
Huh? the classmates looked at eachother with puzzled looks on their faces. This has got to be a joke they kept saying.
"I"M NOT JOKING CUMDUMPS! REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES" he pulled out a grenade launcher and shot it at Saito's dead body. Panic struck through the hearts of all the children, but they undressed. Zarem and the rest of the guys was lucky Fanny wasn't there because he would have embarrassed the shit out of all the guys with his tremendous member.
Zarem looked at all the girls bodies, and couldn't help but get hard. They were hugging eachother in fear, and thus they're boobs were pressed against eachother.
"YOU BOY WITH THE BOOMERRANG DICK! COME HERE!" Zarem crawled up to the front of the class. "YOU GIRL!" He pointed at Fred. "COME HERE!" He then dug in his pocket for a camera. "Ok heres the deal kiddies," he said in the sweet voice he was using before "we're making a porno. Girl begin giving boomerdick pleasure." Zarem face flushed he croaked out an "i'm sorry Fred..." then he started crying. The girl then put her hand on his penis and began messaging it. Zarem let out a moan. The girl brought the penis up to her mouth and began licking the tip while rubbing the shaft. She made a seal with her lips and proceeded to gulping the penis down. As she moved her head back and forth she moved her tongue in a circlular motion. "AH" Zarem couldn't take it anymore, he exploded. Tears poured down Fred's face, as she spit up Zarem's would be children. "Is that not enough?" She whimpered in a delicate voice. Apist laughed "Boy start fondling her now."
For the first time in his life Zarem was faced with a ultimatum that not only affected his own life but the life of the woman he loved. Zarem looked at the crying girl, and couldn't help but cry himself. He wrapped his arms around her and said "Isn't this enough?!?" Fred looked up at him through tears. Zarem stood up " I SAID ISN:T THIS ENOUGH?!?!" "Eh?" Apist responded with a crazed and enraged look "EH?!?! Boy you dare to tell me how to run my porn?" Apist threw his left fist into Zarem's jaw shattering it completely. Zarem recoiled and fell on the ground, he spit out blood and parts of his jaw. The he stood up weakly
He dug in his pocket, Apist gazed in shock and reached for his grenade launcher. The Zarem pulled out a Naruto headband. "YAHHHHH!" Zarem screamed and charged and Apist. "WITH THE POWER OF NARUTO I CAN"T POSSIBLY LO-" Apist kicked him hard in the gut and made him shit himself.
"PLEASE STOP" Fred shrieked. "Zarem come back here and fondle me," she said "it's the only way." Zarem looked upon his love and looked deep into her eyes, they were screaming out in an attempt to save Zarem. "but... i don't want it like this... i wanted our first time to be special." "Zarem please, if you wish to save yourself, and save me then do what he says" she sobbed out.
Zarem inched his was over to Fred. He grabbed her breast and squeezed. ah~ He then moved his other hand onto the other breast and squeezed. It's so soft, and warm, thought Zarem, way better than a furby. He moved his hands up and down and kissed Fred's neck. He worked his way up to the mouth and proceeded to jamming his tongue down her throat. He moved her breasts up and down. He squeezed her nipples gently. Zarem removed his tongue from her throat and began licking the he nipples. He bit down. ah~ she moaned and then lacated.
She was panting hard and covered with sweat. Zarem said "now ill make you feel even better.." He grabbed his dingaling and began to prod Fred's clit. "WHenever you;re ready" he said. Fred shyly replied, "i'm ready now....." Zarem grabbed his member and postioned it. YES YES YES he thought. "i'm going in" he said......
part 3
BZZZZT a laser came from the wall and sliced off Apist's head. Fanny stood there triumphantly and said "What happened here?" at the sound of his voice all the girls orgasmed. Fred pushed off Zarem and hugged him "Aren't you so happy? We're saved!!!" Zarem stood with a dumbstruck look on his face. "yeah... i'm elated........"
Fred quickly got back into her clothes while the other girls went in Fanny's magic sleigh. All the while Zarem stood in the middle of the destroyed room. Everyone left.
Zarem was standing in awe with a hard on. Then he saw peices of Saito's dead body.......
"It's not gay if i say no homo..." Said Zarem and proceeded to having crazy buttsex with pieces of Saito's dead body.
Covie’s Hentai Story by Fanny Hark! The-rapists Sing
A cold, Winter day. Snow blanketed the ground softly, and thin sheets of ice could be found on the sidewalk where Covie trotted. Covie had solemn look on his face, and a hand on his ass rubbing it up and down. “Ouch Fanny was rough with his rape today,” he said as he continued to gallop down the sidewalk. Covie finally made it to his home, and there appeared to be jiz in the knothole of his fence yet again. “Christ Fanny use a condom why don’t ya,” Covie said with an air of annoyance. Covie searched for his key which he hid in the anus of the neighbor’s cat. After arousing the kitten with some foreplay he finally took the key out. Covie walked up to the door. He stuck the key in the lock, then took it out and stuck it in again moaning all the while. Damn I need to get laid he thought, Filipino hookers here I cum, that’s plus one Fanny!!!! The knob rattled and finally click, the door opened. Greetings master, said the maids inside. Covie replied with an “I’m tired, can u guys get the bed ready.” Covie sipped some tea and sexually harassed one of his male maids, and finally set himself back in to his bed…..
Covie awoke with a start, “WTF?!?!” He exclaimed. Apparently while he was sleeping 10 gay dudes came in and started having sex on his bed. As Covie opened his mouth for another yell one of the dudes’ ass cheeks made its way to Covies mouth. The gay people dispersed when they heard that Rosie O Dolland would be coming over for some tea. Covie was left laying on his bed with some jiz in his nose and every other imaginable orifice. “Motherfuckers even jized in my koolaid!” Screamed Covie. Covie went to take a shower, and when he opened up his closet to get a change of clothing 2 racoons were taking a shit on his favorite shirt. “No please that’s cashmere” he cried out “Not my Ralph Lauren!” Covie had enough he took out a barrel of Crisco and threw it on the raccoons along with a match. Poof they went up in flames, as did Covies entire home.
Covie cried like he did when he figured out they canceled Will and Grace. “WHY?!? WHY ON CHRISTMAS EVE?!?!?!” Covie wandered about in a fury. He collapsed on the ground when he couldn’t walk anymore. Is this the end he thought. He reached out his hand and closed his eyes as the snow continued to fall. Covie awoke to see a monkey giving him a blowjob. He checked its gender. “Hmmm Female….” Then he let it continue. Covie was startled by his surroundings. He was in what appeared to be a stable. He lay in the hay, and then noticed that his stomach was even larger than usual. Splash! Water filled the hay which he laid upon. “AH!!! THE BABY!!!!!” Covie yelled as his contractions got faster. “AHHHHH” With a final scream a light appeared on Covie’s Belly, as soon as ther light hit his belly Covie was no longer pregnant. “WAAAAAH” Could be heard from behind Covie. COvie turned around to see a fully grown Fanny standing there. “Fool you should’ve known I am the king of rape.” Covie looked in disbelief as Fanny summoned Pegasus to fly to the moon to battle aliens to save all of humanity. Covie looked at his bleeding mangina with sadness. Then a soft voice could be heard behind Covie. Behind him stood a little girl with most of Covie’s hair color, and eyes. “Daddy?” she said shakingly. Covie creamed his pants at the sound of her angelic voice. Without hesitation he used the moves he learned from Fanny while remembering the most important tenant of rape “No means yes,” he kept repeating in his head. He grabbed the girls arms and punched her in the face knocking her out. He ripped off her clothes and then attempted to put his wang into her mouth. It wasn’t opening so he plugged her nose for a bit, and then slid it in. He used her rather petit breasts to message himself as he slid in and out of her mouth. His body shook as he orgasmed in her mouth. Not enough he thought and moved over to her legs. He rubbed them gently stroking himself as he did. Finally he stuck it in. He continued to pump, until a feint noise was heard. “mmm… Ah Oto-san! What are you doing to me?” Covie used the wits of his master. “It’s ok we’r e just wrestling. “ “Oh ok…” He continued to pound her and then let out his juice inside.
9months later
Covie’s daughter gave birth to a tentacle monster which raped Covie everysecond of his life. Covie couldn’t take it anymore and killed his neighbor Saito. Covie also got a sex change and ended becoming an “escort” for Tom Cruise. Fanny raped him every now and then.
Bou's Hentai story- by Saito The Ecstasy of Bou
a preview:
The sun was shining on a beautiful morning, but for Bou, the day was anything but beautiful. 'Fuck this shit', she thought, slowly pulling on her school uniform. Why did she bother with any of this troublesome crap. Each day, go to school and listen to the teachers talk, go home, go to bed, repeat. Each day, nothing would change, so why would this day be any different? She walked through the mundane hallway of her school, not heeding the buzz of conversation around her. When she finally arrived at her classroom, she sat down at her desk and put her head down in anticipation of yet another boring day at school. However, after the bell chimed to signal the start of class, her teacher didn't begin teaching like normal. Bou looked up and saw a brunette standing at attention at the front of the room.
"My name is Suzumiya Haruhi. I am interested in aliens, time-travelers and espers. That's all."
ROLF...I can't remember the last time I had such a good laugh so early in the morning (yes it is morning and early here :P)...well done saito and fanny...well done :)!
PS: Before the second spoiler I thought; "OMG I am a gonner! Saito and anata are going to destroy me in this story xD!" (I was still laughing though :P)...but a [is]happy ending came with the second spoiler...and with ij lots and lots and lots of laughter :P
HakureiReimu said: Okay, the only thing I don't like about my story is that I'm referred to as "it" >_>
Could the "it"s be changed to "him" or "his" where applicable?
well... you did say i could choose, and if you look back at the comments, it was other people's idea. but i'll change it eventually (too tired right now). you okay with having both a dick and a pussy in your story?
Best story ever <3
You captured my personality quite well Tsuruya.
That was too fun to read, and very long (in a good a way)
Rofl, the surprise ending caught me totally off guard.
It made me laugh so hard though xD
That was the most brilliant ending to a story ever. "S-so.. it's come to this... eh?"
"It's not like you just had sex or anything."
MightySpirit said: Best story ever <3
You captured my personality quite well Tsuruya.
That was too fun to read, and very long (in a good a way)
Rofl, the surprise ending caught me totally off guard.
It made me laugh so hard though xD
That was the most brilliant ending to a story ever. "S-so.. it's come to this... eh?"
"It's not like you just had sex or anything."
Well you did say "Yuri+surprise" 8D!
I'm so glad you liked it desu! T__T <3 At least all my hard work was worth it~ Even though I was lazy and procrastinating a lot. O u O;
Tsuruya-san said: Well you did say "Yuri+surprise" 8D!
I'm so glad you liked it desu! T__T <3 At least all my hard work was worth it~ Even though I was lazy and procrastinating a lot. O u O;
Lol. I meant it more like "just surprise me", but wow, that was really a good surprise xDD
Procrastination is fine though. I do it all the time >.>
Even with that, it turned out really nice, and long too :D
