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Sep 28, 3:35 PM
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i like re zero

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I know it's not Tuesday so let's just pretend it is, I've recently been getting a friend of mine into anime and it seems like we have quite similar taste, as they also loved some of my favorites such as Re:Zero, Steins;Gate, Vinland Saga, Made In Abyss, yadda yadda, and one of their favorites is Mushoku Tensei. Which, if you can infer from the title you can see where this is going.

One of my other friends who also loves monogatari also.. let's just downplay by saying they like dubious Shinobu visuals. So they often post Shinobu gifs involving her feet n shit in the spaces we use.

Now, monogatari is also one of my favorites, so I planned on taking the original friend I mentioned though it, as I explained it's a masterpiece of literature that tought me how to interact with the sisters living rent free in my head, how to brush my teeth, and other less important stuff, so I suggested it next, but they refuse to because of how degenerate it comes off purely due to the gifs friend B posts. The issue I have with this, is that they are tolerant of the material in Mushoku Tensei, because it's an isekai... So yeah unlucky, Shinobu feet pics ruined everything. Bait used to be unbelievable, but then I realized it wasn't bait...

How do I deal with this terrible situation, do we watch LankyBox videos on youtube instead?
Sep 28, 3:47 PM
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Be honest, you don’t have any friends and you were referring to yourself the whole time. 😒🤨
Sep 28, 3:58 PM
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He is not cultured enough for Monogatari.
Sep 28, 4:06 PM
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i like re zero

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itzswxzy said:
Be honest, you don’t have any friends and you were referring to yourself the whole time. 😒🤨

I wish I had a mind creative enough to randomly imagine this whole scenario
Sep 28, 4:06 PM
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MT made friend A retarded, as it happens. Friend B apparently was already, so maybe you need to look for better friends.
Sep 28, 4:07 PM
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best $30 i spent

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lol the reason i cant recommend the monogatari series to just anyone
Sep 28, 4:23 PM
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Make them an offer. Tell them you'll watch whatever anime they want you to watch if they watch Monogatari series. Make an approximate equivalent time investment or offset it so that it is a better deal for them. Or make a different kind of deal that applies on a more personal basis (e.g. you'll play a video game they want you to play).
Sep 28, 4:37 PM
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i like re zero

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wizdom224 said:
Make them an offer. Tell them you'll watch whatever anime they want you to watch if they watch Monogatari series. Make an approximate equivalent time investment or offset it so that it is a better deal for them. Or make a different kind of deal that applies on a more personal basis (e.g. you'll play a video game they want you to play).

Was thinking about it, the issue is they want me to play League of Legends or All The Mods 9 in minecraft which both sound like I fear for my sanity
Sep 28, 5:50 PM
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literallyeurope said:
I know it's not Tuesday so let's just pretend it is, I've recently been getting a friend of mine into anime and it seems like we have quite similar taste, as they also loved some of my favorites such as Re:Zero, Steins;Gate, Vinland Saga, Made In Abyss, yadda yadda, and one of their favorites is Mushoku Tensei. Which, if you can infer from the title you can see where this is going.

One of my other friends who also loves monogatari also.. let's just downplay by saying they like dubious Shinobu visuals. So they often post Shinobu gifs involving her feet n shit in the spaces we use.

Now, monogatari is also one of my favorites, so I planned on taking the original friend I mentioned though it, as I explained it's a masterpiece of literature that tought me how to interact with the sisters living rent free in my head, how to brush my teeth, and other less important stuff, so I suggested it next, but they refuse to because of how degenerate it comes off purely due to the gifs friend B posts. The issue I have with this, is that they are tolerant of the material in Mushoku Tensei, because it's an isekai... So yeah unlucky, Shinobu feet pics ruined everything. Bait used to be unbelievable, but then I realized it wasn't bait...

How do I deal with this terrible situation, do we watch LankyBox videos on youtube instead?

well theyre just missing out. let them be. it happens and just watch it yourself

people always think of monogatari as degenerate or the shit but the story tops it all, how insane the whole story line is and stuff should get way more appreciation than the 5 second araragi gives to every girl everytime he meets them.

and if you say that, you will be called cap or the shit, fuck you whoever thought of that.
monogatari is more than just degeneracy and porn. have you seen the fights he does?
Sep 28, 5:52 PM
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literallyeurope said:
wizdom224 said:
Make them an offer. Tell them you'll watch whatever anime they want you to watch if they watch Monogatari series. Make an approximate equivalent time investment or offset it so that it is a better deal for them. Or make a different kind of deal that applies on a more personal basis (e.g. you'll play a video game they want you to play).

Was thinking about it, the issue is they want me to play League of Legends or All The Mods 9 in minecraft which both sound like I fear for my sanity

all the mods 9 is fun. league is not. but TFT is fun

minecraft all the mods is just about you exploring the mods. theyre cool and all, no machinery for most of the things
Sep 28, 6:09 PM

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Pic or didn't happen.

Sep 28, 6:29 PM
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Cielord said:
He is not cultured enough for Monogatari.

He’s not he’s not
Sep 28, 6:45 PM

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MT made friend A retarded, as it happens. Friend B apparently was already, so maybe you need to look for better friends.
Actually, you and TC needs to have a better social life. All these delusions you guys engage with are not healthy for ya'll.
Keep scrolling
Sep 28, 6:50 PM
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Tell that friend that Shinobu is 600+ years old, so it's perfectly legal.
Sep 28, 7:46 PM
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Shinobu feet!!!!!! Shinobu’s stinky feet and toes!!!!!!!!
Sep 28, 8:38 PM

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This is more stupid than any of the forums I post Lol. Anyway, that’s just how Monogatari is, can’t rly do much about it. Man, I can’t even recommend it to anyone cause of it.
Sep 28, 9:06 PM
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Anyone I've ever talked about this show to, just says it's weird af lmao
Sep 29, 12:48 AM
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It’s ok for your friend to watch what they want and not watch what want they don’t. Your friend is developing their own anime tastes, which is good. Just let it go.

More importantly, Shinobi feet pics, just how bad could they be?🫣
Sep 29, 2:04 AM
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literallyeurope said:
I know it's not Tuesday so let's just pretend it is, I've recently been getting a friend of mine into anime and it seems like we have quite similar taste, as they also loved some of my favorites such as Re:Zero, Steins;Gate, Vinland Saga, Made In Abyss, yadda yadda, and one of their favorites is Mushoku Tensei. Which, if you can infer from the title you can see where this is going.

One of my other friends who also loves monogatari also.. let's just downplay by saying they like dubious Shinobu visuals. So they often post Shinobu gifs involving her feet n shit in the spaces we use.

Now, monogatari is also one of my favorites, so I planned on taking the original friend I mentioned though it, as I explained it's a masterpiece of literature that tought me how to interact with the sisters living rent free in my head, how to brush my teeth, and other less important stuff, so I suggested it next, but they refuse to because of how degenerate it comes off purely due to the gifs friend B posts. The issue I have with this, is that they are tolerant of the material in Mushoku Tensei, because it's an isekai... So yeah unlucky, Shinobu feet pics ruined everything. Bait used to be unbelievable, but then I realized it wasn't bait...

How do I deal with this terrible situation, do we watch LankyBox videos on youtube instead?

It taught you how to interact with your sisters and how to brush your teeth?

I laughed so hard I'm waiting for a transplantation
Sep 29, 3:53 AM

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Shinobu feet are legendary. wtf you on get filtered
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Just tell your friend that the Monogatari series is basically Mushoku Tensei in present day or something.
Sep 29, 5:30 AM

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Filtered by Shinobu feet pics? Weak.
Sep 30, 1:42 AM
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Are your friends really refusing the anime out of personal distaste, or just because they fear being viewed as degenerates?

If they’re genuinely rejecting it out of personal distaste I cannot understand their logic. If its the latter, I cannot empathise with them.
Oct 2, 2:02 PM
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If they’re not interested, then they’re just not interested, and that’s that.

If they’re interested in the premise but hesitating on the show, then try the books. You get even more of Nisioisin’s godly dialogue, but without the visual fanservice. And if they get filtered by Bakemonogatari book one, then hey, that’s fine.

If they can set aside their reservations about the fanservice, then they can enjoy dozens of episodes of Shaft’s psychedelic style while listening to the excellent voice acting.

And once they’re fully hooked and have no chance of escape, then maybe they can upgrade from Shinobu feet pics to Shinobu bath scenes.
Oct 15, 7:02 PM
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just throwing this out there, in case the world wants to know: maaya sakamoto, seiyuu for oshino shinobu, also plays the female protagonist of The Pretty Boy Detective Club.

for your friend, recommend the episode: The Pretty Boy on D Hill, pt 2. about 2:30 in.

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