| 50 fun things to do at the mall 1.Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2.Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3.Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shlock. 4.Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream “MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!” 6.Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles. 7.Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable. 8.Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger Queen… 9….but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they’re “astronaut food”. 10.Follow patrons of D. Dalton’s around while reading aloud from Dianetics. 11.Ask mall cops for stories of World War I. 12.Ask a salesman why a particular tv is labeled black and white and insist that it’s a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean you really can’t see it?” 13.Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears. 14.Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning. 15.Test mattresses in your pajamas. 16.Ask the tobacconist if his hovercraft is full of eels. 17.If you’re patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side. 18.Sprint up the down escalator. 19.Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the “hidden picture”. 20.Ask appliance personnel if they have any tv’s that play only in Spanish. 21.Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda. 22.Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone. 23.At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there’s much meat on them. 24.Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner. 25.Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist. 26.Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray *them* with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. 27.Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens. 28.Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 29.In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, “I see London, I see France…” 30.Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps. 31.Play the tuba for change. 32.Ask the Hammond organ dealer if he can play “Jesus Built My Hotrod”. 33.Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers. 34.Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will “give you a really wicked buzz”. 35.Ask the personnel at Peer 1 Imports whether they have “any giant crap made out of straw”. 36.”Toast” plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display. 37.Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts. 38.Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it. 39.Change every tv in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets. 40.Hang out in the waterbed section of the furniture department wearing a Navy uniform. Occasionally run around in circles yelling “scratch one flattop!” 41.Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are “leakproof”. 42.”Play” the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises. 43.Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down. 44.Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they’re real. 45.If it’s Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on *your* lap. 46.Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say “Domino’s.” 47.Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself. 48.At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 49.Show people your driver’s license and demand to know “whether they’ve seen this man.” 50.Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn’t turned blue yet. |
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| i wonder if i can get a job here |
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| - I would come here if we weren't on the field trip >.< - *wants a job like everyone else* |
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| *walks around* hmmmmm |
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| *walks through the mall looking at things but stops when i see red and white nikes in a window* WOW, i need them now (the shoes) |
xaldinApr 25, 2010 1:44 PM
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| *walks up to Xile* they look nice, do u want them |
| yes, but i don't hve the money for them |
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| *walks in and buys the shoe* here *hands them to xile* |
| *walks around* hmm hmm, the video game section? *looks around and around but can´t find it* *hysterical* OH CMMN!! |
| 0_0 wat ,why did u do that *grabs the shoes still in shock of wat just happen* |
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| *walks around the mall looking the things at the stores* |
| *walks to the escalator and goes to the 2nd floor* hmm... where can it be*looking at all directions* |
| because thats wat freiends do ,and they aska for nothing in return *turns and walks to the food section of the mall* are you hungry |
| *still shocked* oh....yes *follows behind Xen* (friends huh) |
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| (xile still has a lot to learn about me) *walks to the escalator and goes down* |
| *continues searching and findes Tsukiakai in the way* Oh! *screams and waves* Tsukiakai! over here!" |
| *follows Xen but sees Michi and waves* |
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| *listens someone screams my name and looks back* *finds michi and waves* *goes at her* Hii |
| *sees Xile waving at her* oh!!, what a coincidence *waves back with enthusiasm* |
| hey tsukiakai!,*smiles* what a coincidence, you and xile are here ^^. |
| *walks over to her* this is a surprise ,usaully i see you with Pierce where is she |
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| yeah! taht´s right, *smiles* she told me she was going to drink some blood, she was thirsty, how come you are here? *looks at the bag* oh! i see ,some shopping! |
| yeah, Xen bought them for me *pulls the shoes out and shows Michi* i love them |
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| *looks at the shoes Xen brought for him* Wow! they are great! i guess you´ll wear them often! ^smiles* *looks at tsukiakai*"by the way, i haven´t introduced you two, this is Tsukiakai, my new roommate" |
| *looks at him* Hi. Nice to meet you *smiles* |
| oh is he your brother |
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| *laughs * HAHAHAHA, no no, *looks at Tsukiakai* she isn´t my brother, we met yesterday because i requested a roommate and she was free. |
| oh sorry |
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| *smiles*don´t worry, there´s no problem! |
| *walks in through the second story entrance. is leaning against the railing when someone bumps into her and she falls to the first floor. she lands on her feet* Asshole! *moves her hair out of her eyes and looks where she landed* Oh, hey Michi. Hey Xile. |
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| *looks at pierece preoccupied* hey, are you alright?*helps her to stand up* what a coincidence! |
| Well, I was looking for you, anyways. People these days. Anyways, I ate, so I was looking for you. |
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| oh really?! *smiles thinking, ooh so cute!* how did you find me? *impressed* your vampire skills are amazing! |
| Well, pretty much because I had a very very very big meal. *winks* |
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| "who, how lucky" i was searching for the video game shop *looks around* but i can´t find it *sights*what a shame, the i found tsukiakai and xile and now you are here!*smiles* we should do something together! |
| *looks around* Okay. Where do you wanna shop? |
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| hmmm... *thinking, leans her hand on her head* wherever you want, i don´t know this place, is the first time i´m here |
| tsukiakai, xile, where you guys wanna go? |
| Hmm, I have a feeling they left us. *looks around* I kind of want a balloon. Can we get one? |
deadaccount0000Apr 25, 2010 4:11 PM
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| *whoa! it seems like a great idea! lets go ^^ |
| (I'm here =P) I don't know. anywhere is good. I just came here to do something, and I never was here before too, so I don't know where to go |
| (hahah right) "tsukiakai, you mind if i call you Tsuki? *smile*" |
| - i'm just going to pretend Xile is with us >.< - *looks up at Mishi* I wanna get a pretzel, too. They smell good, after so much blood, I really crave human food. |
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| yeah better, we´ll kidnap him until he returns and continues roleplaying |
| ok,so should we go and get a ballon? |
| *points at a stand in the middle of the mall* Right there! *starts walking in the direction of the baloons* Aren't they just beautiful, Mishi? They're so lucky to be able to float so high. |
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| Sure, you can call me tsuki. *smiles* (I'm just doing many things right now so I might not be here some times) |
| *follows her* whoa! *looks up*they are beautiful indeed, here are lots of varieties (colors and shapes), *looks at all the balloons and one caught her attention, a squared and yellow ballon* oh! *smile and wide eyes* "i want the Sponge bob balloon, which balloons do you guys want? i´ll invite this time" |
| *laughs* Hahaha, spongebob. *spots a a regular blue baloon amoung the crowd of them* That one may not have helium, but I want it. |
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