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uuuuuuhhhh I went to Marc's once

Apr 6, 2021 6:25 AM

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Heckermin said:
uuuuuuhhhh I went to Marc's once

no way, that's crazy

insane

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Apr 15, 2021 1:05 PM

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Yesterday I went to Walmart at around 9:30 PM and someone was getting kicked out of the store for pissing himself. Classic Ohio moment right there.

May 19, 2021 11:54 PM

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Aug 2017

I like to go to Ikea frequently. Big waste of gasoline really.

May 20, 2021 12:24 PM

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Heckermin said:
I like to go to Ikea frequently. Big waste of gasoline really.

but you at least get the swedish meatballs each time you go, right?

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May 20, 2021 4:03 PM

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I have actually never eaten at Ikea.

May 21, 2021 1:22 PM

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going to Ikea to eat is the best part though

promise me you'll eat the swedish meatballs with lingonberry sauce next time you go

and maybe grab a Karlby desktop and some Alex drawers

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May 21, 2021 4:23 PM

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Y'know I have bought their lingonberry jam before, and it was very good. If I ever feel like meatballs while in Columbus, I know where to go now.

Jun 8, 2021 9:28 AM

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this one time in ohio i went there and it fuckin sucked

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Jun 9, 2021 12:24 PM

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Aug 2017

Yeah it's best to avoid that place. I hear Ohio just one massive garbage dump.

Nov 10, 2021 8:44 PM

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Aug 2017

I went to fucking Target today

Mar 8, 2022 7:12 PM

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Haylen

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I work at Cedar Point in the summer and that's in Ohio. I also happen to exist in Ohio in not the summer...... crazy

Mar 16, 2022 9:59 PM

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Aug 2017

Bacon nutella fortnite selfystick iPhone avocado kanye Mocha Latte (deep breath) triggered tinder starbucks Chipotle safe space pumpkinspice

Mar 24, 2022 11:59 AM

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Jan 2014

sometimes i almost die at the gorge when the waters real high and i try to hop across the cinder block partition wave breakers but no dice yet

Apr 2, 2022 4:34 AM

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Aug 2017

yoooo I'm gonna go to the gorge today. Fun times are to be had

May 22, 2022 10:34 PM

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I moved to Ohio for a bit (specifically Columbus) and man I had the hardest time living there. Socializing and making friends there was very difficult for me. I felt super alien. It was very hard for me to be understood or just to express or communicate my thoughts. I've never felt so foreign before. It's just truly a different place. I've lived in California for a while and it feels like I've been living here forever. As if it was always my home.

Jun 8, 2022 7:28 PM

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dumbchihuahua

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Apr 2021

Every time I try to leave NE Ohio going south, I hit West Virginia hear the Deliverance banjo turn around and go home!

Sep 5, 2022 4:19 PM

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kodeti

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Jan 2020

ohio

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Sep 30, 2022 9:00 AM

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Jan 2014

went to the gorge again, still smells of urine

Sep 30, 2022 8:12 PM

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Aug 2017

I love that place

Sep 30, 2022 8:12 PM

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Aug 2017

and the urine smell

Oct 11, 2022 6:53 PM

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dumbchihuahua

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dumbchihuahua said:
Every time I try to leave NE Ohio going south, I hit West Virginia hear the Deliverance banjo turn around and go home!

Too freakin funny i literally hear/do the same going south on 77! Once I see the sign for the "Pit n Git", I know there is no turning back!

Oct 19, 2022 7:29 AM

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Jan 2014

nothing like that iconic scent of urine during a brisk walk in the early morning cold rain

Jan 11, 2023 7:18 PM

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Heckermin said:
I have actually never eaten at Ikea.

I’ve never eaten at Ikea either. I think my partner is convinced it’s not real food.

Feb 28, 2023 6:02 AM

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I’ve eaten at Ikea, but we have one here in Indiana so I don’t need to go to Ohio to eat there.

I’ve been to Jungle Jim’s in Cincinnati? It’s a weird place and had the best bathrooms in the USA at one point.

Feb 28, 2023 11:36 PM

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Aug 2017

I just ate at sheetz

Mar 1, 2023 10:33 AM

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hxudson

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Aug 2022

I've done that in West Virginia and Pennsylvania haha not in Ohio

Mar 23, 2023 6:03 AM

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