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Mar 7, 2010 8:07 AM
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HEY! LOOK IT'S JACKIE CHAN OMG IT'S JACKIE CHAN AGAIN!!

Do you get stuff like this around you? LoL I do

Friend:"So you going to your secret Ninja meeting now?"
Me:"WTF it's just a club meeting"
Friend:"Oh so Who Are you going to assassinate this time?"
Me:"T.T no comment"
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At my school the staff is so conscious of student feelings they removed the word fail with not passing so now there's a new type of failing at my school
My friend and I created

ASIAN FAILING LoL that's when you get below an A grade

My Friends like asian food... at lunch time I end up only getting to eat half my lunch if it's some sort of finger food like dumplings...

Friend: "Hey your asian you should know this stuff"
Me: T.T

-Passes Friend in race-
Friend: " Stupid asian Your not supposed to run faster than a black man!"
Me: LoL
Asian Friend that's faster than me: LoL

Friend: "Stop being so Asian"
Me: "...We're sorry the number you have dialed does not accept calls that can not be identified by caller ID"
Friend: T.T


What do they say to you?

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Mar 8, 2010 6:37 AM
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Everyday I have to answer if I'm chinese or japanese or anything else, grr..

Usually, I heard jokes like "C'mon, grab a ninja sword and kill them" (wish I could)

"It's true that your people eat dogs?"

"Can you fix my computer? I know asians are good in it"

"Asian girls are naughty" - (why they think that?? D=)

And so on.. Asians are not common in the city I live, and to get things worse, is a simple city, so people are kinda curious with diferences and blah blah blah. Annoying.
Mar 8, 2010 3:42 PM
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LoL My school is really racist at times, but no one takes it seriously :D
and it's not just asians at my school there's also stuff on:
Jews
Blacks
White guys
Indians
and various others, but it's so funny since we only do it for kicks and giggles

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Mar 9, 2010 2:43 PM
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Whenever I answer my phone when my friend calls...

Me: "Hello?"
Her: "Is this the Asian hotline?"
Mar 9, 2010 2:59 PM
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LoL Never heard that before :D that's funny

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Oct 31, 2010 5:22 PM
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1. Asian can't drive - You've too small eyes.
Euh ... WTF
2. You can read Japanese, Korean, Chinese, ... every kind of hieroglyphs.
I can read a little bit Chinese and Japanese -.-"
3. You are good at math.
Yes -.-"
4. You know computer stuff.
Yes -.-"
5. You are an anime freak.
Yes -.-"
6. You are a Kung Fu freak.
What?
7. You are a Ramen/Instant noodles/migoi freak.
No -.-"
8. You've 2 or 3 rice cooker.
No -.-" rice is too expensive here ...
May 22, 2016 7:21 PM
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My brother's friends are so.... I don't know what to call them.

Brother: Says something. ANYTHING.
His friends: Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong

Brother: *Opens his lunchbox* I wonder what's for lunch today...
Friends: It's obviously gonna be a bento box.

Me: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STEREOTYPICAL???????
Jul 7, 2020 1:05 PM
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Everyone always assumes im super good at math/ chemistry but it is the weakest subject for me LMAO. I excel at any non math classes tyvm.
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