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..................................... 『 intp, hella lazy procrastinator, gfx maker....
likes rhythm games (rayark) and sleep
also horror/psychological and shoujo manga
friends: darky (and bed and computer) ....portfolio // schedule // quartet music... 』
100 (well, 51) Reasons Why You Shouldn't Talk to Me (and one why you should)
I am antisocial.
I am an introvert.
I am naturally suspicious of strangers.
I'm bad with strangers.
I'm bad with people.
I will probably go on long runs of hiatus without telling anyone.
I will probably forget about you after said long runs of hiatus.
I will probably go on short runs of hiatus without telling anyone.
I will probably forget about you after said short runs of hiatus.
I will probably forget about you even without runs of hiatus.
I may or may not purposely forget about you.
I have no close MAL friends for a reason. Besides my sister, but she doesn't count.
I'm probably younger than you.
I'm probably shorter than you.
I use this site for cards and for a place to check up on how many days worth of anime I've seen.
I will probably choose to watch anime over talk to you (but like who wouldn't? no offense)
I will probably choose to make cards over talk to you.
I will probably choose to order cards over talk to you.
You probably don't want to talk to me if you like normal people, I'm weird.
You probably don't want to talk to me if you like weird people, I'm normal around strangers.
You probably just don't want to talk to me.
You have better things to do.
I have better things to do.
I have no life.
You should be suspicious of me.
If you haven't caught on that you shouldn't be talking to me, I probably won't like talking to you.
I dislike people.
I dislike people who like people.
I dislike Izaya.
I also dislike annoying little fleas who manipulate people and piss off Shizuo.
I repeat: I dislike Izaya.
If you are finding this amusing, thank you. But you still shouldn't talk to me.
If you aren't finding this amusing, then you REALLY shouldn't be reading this. Unless you still want to talk to me.
Talking to you will take effort that I don't want to put in.
Talking to you will take time that I don't want to put in.
Talking to you will take energy that I don't want to put in.
Talking to me will take effort that you probably don't want to put in.
Talking to me will take time that you probably don't want to put in.
Talking to me will take energy that you probably don't want to put in.
Why are you even bothering to read this? Just reading this takes time that you can be using to do other things instead of considering why you shouldn't talk to me.
I want you to keep reading mainly so that you can spell check it for me. Because I am too lazy to spell check it myself. I'm too lazy to even go through and right click all the words with squiggly red lines under them. So I'm too lazy to talk to you.
I will probably send you long and lengthy anime rants that you probably won't want to read through.
I will probably give away spoilers in said long and lengthy anime rants on purpose by accident.
I will also probably get very emotional and start cussing at characters in said long and lengthy anime rants.
If you insult my favorite anime, I will probably stop talking to you.
If you insult my husbando, I will also probably stop talking to you.
If you insult me, I probably won’t really care.
I have strange tastes in people.
I have strange tastes in a lot of things.
I’m already halfway through a list of 100 reasons why you shouldn’t talk to me. Shouldn’t this convince you on its own?
I’m too lazy to even finish this list...
Anyways, the one reason is that I’m sad and lonely and I have no life so...yeah...feel free to friend me?
I know this kind of contradicts what I said earlier up there (check #12), or rather, it would, if I had anyone to list here...
STRANGE FACTS ABOUT ME
Uh, let's see...
I like bugs, but have a tendency to catch and kill them midflight when they buzz around me annoyingly. Oh, and I have a pitcher plant that eats them...
I curse way too damn much.
I tried to read the dictionary once. (It didn't really work.)
I have the amazing ability of being able to cut the inside of my mouth with plastic utensils- long story.
I say "long story" when I actually mean "short story that I don't want to tell."
I have a tendency to sleep in strange places.
Slaine isn't my favorite character (*gasp*) but rather only my third favorite; only he has the best fanart (which means that he appears everywhere on my profile.)
Slaine isn't my husbando (he has Asseylum already T^T.) Rather, Kazuma is.
Anime has raised my expectations in guys by 2000%, if not more.
I am a cynic. If you consider that to be strange.
I have no life. If you consider that to be strange.
MILESTONES
100: Princess Mononoke
150: Log Horizon Season 2
200: Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
250:
300:
h a l f-d e a d ta // nc // tqsh // agfg // dtrh // ca // gs99 // 💎
..................................... 『 intp, hella lazy procrastinator, gfx maker....
likes rhythm games (rayark) and sleep
also horror/psychological and shoujo manga
friends: darky (and bed and computer) ....portfolio // schedule // lofi hip hop 』