A short fanfiction about @Dog and @NeverHappenedAgo based on Treat's dms on snapchat waking her up in the middle of her nap.
First fanfiction but I hope you all enjoy~ #DAgi
It was a late night, 1:05am to be exact. On this silent, dark night, Agi rests soundly on her dirty ass, old bed. She had just spent most of the day shopping for a new one and was exhausted from feeling up different beds to see which would be right to engulf her little Polish body at late nights when she is procrastinating her essays and talking to her friends on the internet for K E E K S.
As Agi laid curled up against her beloved and loyal dachshund, Jessie. She began to fall into stage 4 sleep and dreamt of Chicharróns, her favorite type of food which caused a glistening drool to drip from the corners of her mouth and onto her cheek. Jessie awoke to the smell and quickly lapped it up in fear of her owner choking on her own oral bodily fluids. Suddenly, a flash of light appeared before Jessie, it was like nothing she had ever experienced before in her doggy life and before she knew it, she had fallen unconscious.
A few minutes past and Agi turned in her sleep causing her puppers to awake again. But what's this? A paw begins to convulse which soon spreads to the rest of the weiner's body. Arises a new and improved dog. But it was no ordinary dog, no. It wasn't even Jessie anymore. Standing tall and strong at the edge of the bed was no other than Dog himself, the true alpha puppers.
Dog had possessed Agi's weiner dog for one very important purpose. He strode over, one paw at a time towards Agi's sleeping face. "Bark bark woof pant pant whine (Agi entertain me :bluhart:)" , Dog vocalized urgently. Agi promptly sat up in disarray and looked down at what she thought to be Jessie but instead stood Dog, small and proud of his success. It was the most effort he had ever put forward in his life, but none of that mattered now. He put his senpai face on and continued to press Agi on for entertainment which he most desperately needed at this time in the morning.
Agi began to protest but was quickly hushed by the cold, wet paw of Dog's ontop of her mouf. His eyes shimmered from the light peeking from the window which triggered him to begin awooing at the moon. Agi stood alarmed but knew if she continued to defy Dog, he would ban her in meeting nook until she knew how to behave again. She stopped Dog from howling and stated that this was a "no awoo zone" which he undoubtedly agreed to. Agi threw 11/10 renders across the room, invoking his "o, hallo? gimme gimme" instincts as he speedily chased after them.
After a reasonable amount of time had past, both Agi and Dog were exhausted and it was more than appropriate time to head for bed. But before Dog could give up Jessie's body up and return back to his home in Looo's embrace, Agi, with an outstretched hand, straightaway demanded about tree-fiddy for her services. To which Dog steadily replied, "Lol, nope" and drifted out and off into the night sky. Agi snapped her fingers angerily and screeched, "DANGIT LOCHNESS MONSTER!" |
