| My rhymes poisonous like a yellow spotted lizard!!! |
| Okazaki, you think your rhymes are deadly, really you should just go to your bed early. You might think you're nuts - but you're a gimp, no buts. Even if you smoke weed, my words will make you bleed. Dissing fools like you in here, sitting with an ice cold beer. |
| Is a limerick a rap Cause I'd make all yours look like crap You get a burn During my turn Gotchoo all in my lap |
| So what's going on in here guise? surpise! it's the new cool place to be Lime-chan will join u and increase the ka-wa-ii~ I hope ur ready cuz i might be coming for you ur unsteady going to bed already? whatever, I'll stay up and spread desu~ :] |
kissJun 5, 2014 3:55 PM
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| mellow it's as if Ive told you before critiquing your limericks is a chore u need better flow or just to pls go Look here I'll even hold the door |
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| A rap I wrote when I was fourteen :3 Ayo, this is an ode To the ticking time bomb inside waiting to explode If all you people could follow my road If you could all feel the hatred I've stowed Bottled up inside which has slowly growed If you could carry my load All the anger and depression You can probably tell by my expression My digression In possession Of a mad demon that lives inside my veins Flowing through me causing strains and pains Putting bad thoughts and messages through my brain Forcing me to go against the grain Driving me insane Silent and angry like a wild great dane Ready to jump on the next to get on my nerves Rip their face clean off just like he desreves My heads no longer straight its all bends and curves Getting dizzy and nauseous, tipsy and swerves Suffering from sleep deprivation Depression in elevation Hapiness in degradation Waiting for the time bombs detonation If I could adapt To the anger and hate thats overlapped Im trapped Any ounce of joy I have has been sapped If the the situation wasnt so inexplicable If this switch was flickable If you all understood If I could turn this shit off for good But I cant so i have to live with and It bites to know its part of the dividend But the world keeps turning And my problems keep churning [Chorus] Theres going to be a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow Theres a light at the end of the tunnel I know I can feel it inside me Theres an guardian beside me Every step I take Whether asleep or awake And it will get me through this with security It will be my drop of purity Its kept me strong no matter how hard it got In the words of someone who means a lot "In a few years I'll look back and smile, because I'll know it was all worthwhile." [Verse 2] You dont need 100 people supporting you to make it to the end All you need is one good friend To have that person is a blessing That person helps me through all the stressing He's the only person who will be there until i meet my death He'll be right next to me when I take my final breath If its him that goes first Ill do the same for him when hes at his worst No one could ever break our brotherly bond Nah man we're way too fond We understand eachother From our hobbies, to our problems to our mother We both have had the demon inside We both have tried to commit suicide As long as you have that person with you I can guarantee you will make it through Its true that at times you want to die But with that person you learn to fly You will learn to do the impossible and more Achieve things youve never done before Sometimes i feel like fucking up someones shit But instead i write stuff on paper to spit And thats the reality of it I have to keep cool If i lose my shit, ill look like a fool I have to refrain from letting it show The last thing i want is for everyone to know But writing is my safe haven The white dove admist all the raven It keeps me calm and collected It keeps me happier than expected It keeps me connected So yeah i'll keep it flowing Cant pause, must keep going [Chorus X2] Theres going to be a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow Theres a light at the end of the tunnel I know I can feel it inside me Theres an guardian beside me Every step I take Whether asleep or awake And it will get me through this with security It will be my drop of purity Its kept me strong no matter how hard it got In the words of someone who means a lot "In a few years I'll look back and smile, because I'll know it was all worthwhile." |
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| You're such a tease Impossible to please Like a bitch In a ditch I'm gonna keep on makin' these |
| True enough, mellow just got dissed, it's a wonder that you never missed. Lime, I've seen you come and go, rumor has it you still entertain yourself with a yo-yo. Yo fucking yo - seems you're a bit slow to grow. 26 and causing conflicts. Still on the brew - you think we never knew? |
| HistorysNumber1Loser? You got that right, they should call you the headache inducer. Why were you surprised when IRC didn't want to talk to you? That rap that you wrote, man that shit blew. You always say someone's trying to start shit, you throw a big fit, no one but you cares a bit. |
| I'll cut you up with knives and daggers I'll serve you because my rhymes are jaggered I got slit wrists and a big dick you got a limp dick and lipstick I rip shit with a sick twist |
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| Those are some sick rhymes you get there, loser. You can be a beggar but obviously not a chooser. I once knew a guy like you, claimed he was in the 212. Sifting through that wall of text - pfft, what's next? |
| Shiiiiit, IE froze had to retype: You couldn't handle me 'too slow to grow' for I'd be so 'moe' that the cup would fill up and overflow Yo-yo's? Yo check this; your club would have no merit if I didn't exist you getting the gist of this? It's time to dissmiss you i aint even getting pissed, what, you want me to kiss you~? |
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| Lime adds moe to even his raps. |
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| Its kinda sad, watching all of you try so hard. Only in the end to fall bait to my trap card. Going on about big dicks, Headaches, and Yo-yo's, Man, None of you know a good flow, even if it hit you with a 10-ton plow. |
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| Kiss me? I would never know what I was hit way. That breath of yours is meant to be rotting - wait 2 secs, it's yo mamma calling. So moe that you don't brush your teeth, surely you've been chewing the cigarette-beef. |
Lime_ said: Shiiiiit, IE froze had to retype: You couldn't handle me 'too slow to grow' for I'd be so 'moe' that the cup would fill up and overflow Yo-yo's? Yo check this; your club would have no merit if I didn't exist you getting the gist of this? It's time to dissmiss you i aint even getting pissed, what, you want me to kiss you~? This was fucking dope |
| Baby, baby baby ohhhhh~ |
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| this club sucks already i'm gonna go beddie in the heddie ready freddie? |
| RandomChampion arrived, why the hell's that guy so socially deprived? I've never seen a more dodgy character - is that jakey always pissed? He's certainly on the FBI's most-wanted predator list. So hide your wife, hide your kids - fuck - he's still staying in mother's basement with 2 younger sister's paying $20 digs! I've never seen more of a creeper; I wouldn't trust him if it made the price of Gold a shit-load cheaper. He thinks his bike's cool, what a fool. Probably stole it as his wannabe thug rule. He publicly sucked BloodCalibur's dick; he's getting no mercy from me, not when he's such a sly wee prick. |
JustaCratJun 6, 2014 8:16 AM
Autocrat said: RandomChampion arrived, why the hell's that guy so socially deprived? I've never seen a more dodgy character - is that jakey always pissed? He's certainly on the FBI's most-wanted predator list. So hide your wife, hide your kids - fuck - he's still staying in mother's basement with 2 younger sister's paying $20 digs! I've never seen more of a creeper; I wouldn't trust him if it made the price of Gold a shit-load cheaper. He thinks his bike's cool, what a fool. Probably stole it as his wannabe thug rule. He publicly sucked BloodCalibur's dick; he's getting no mercy from me, not when he's such a sly wee prick. Cut the crap boy, when did i ask for your mercy talk about sucking dick, youre the most thirsty I'm not the one mesaging infinite perversely thinking that he was a girl who wants to get dirty Check your vision, son, it seems a bit blurry Youre the one who should have the most to worry That's right, hide your wifu she wants my hot curry Ima predator but youre the prey, now go scurry Guess you aint so smart only a fool would face my fury |
RandomChampion said: Autocrat said: RandomChampion arrived, why the hell's that guy so socially deprived? I've never seen a more dodgy character - is that jakey always pissed? He's certainly on the FBI's most-wanted predator list. So hide your wife, hide your kids - fuck - he's still staying in mother's basement with 2 younger sister's paying $20 digs! I've never seen more of a creeper; I wouldn't trust him if it made the price of Gold a shit-load cheaper. He thinks his bike's cool, what a fool. Probably stole it as his wannabe thug rule. He publicly sucked BloodCalibur's dick; he's getting no mercy from me, not when he's such a sly wee prick. Cut the crap boy, when did i ask for your mercy talk about sucking dick, youre the most thirsty I'm not the one mesaging infinite perversely thinking that he was a girl who wants to get dirty Check your vision, son, it seems a bit blurry Youre the one who should have the most to worry That's right, hide your wifu she wants my hot curry Ima predator but youre the prey, now go scurry Guess you aint so smart only a fool would face my fury O SHIT!!! |
RandomChampion said: Cut the crap boy, when did i ask for your mercy talk about sucking dick, youre the most thirsty I'm not the one mesaging infinite perversely thinking that he was a girl who wants to get dirty Check your vision, son, it seems a bit blurry Youre the one who should have the most to worry That's right, hide your wifu she wants my hot curry Ima predator but youre the prey, now go scurry Guess you aint so smart only a fool would face my fury "Cut the crap boy", you sound like an old man. You must've been to all those preteens you raped whilst playing Nan. So aye I confessed to Infinite, so aye I thought he wasn't a man, at least I'm not a shitbag who wouldn't fit in in the garbage can. You think you're dope but you're worse than the pope, acting like a pensioner who's smoked too much dope. Bla-bady-bla, 'you're the prey', why is it that all your rhymes are so fucking gay. Let's get real, 1 thing you're not made of is steel. I've seen losers like you 'get eaten for a breakfast meal'. I'd like to see you walk the walk, you should stop wanking in that same old dry sock - head to the shoe shop. With me high flying atop, all it's gonna happen to you is 1-2-bop. |
JustaCratJun 6, 2014 1:22 PM
| : sounded good at first but quickly lost where I was going with it Guess who's back @ work? :] 'Whats up with that lame ass rhyme scheme boring ass poem, with boring ass forced memes I'd ususally reference shit but it was 'too long didn't read' So at full speed I'll continue to weed out the weak rappers who think they can beat out the desu spreading Lime who can see doubt forming in in your weak mind because with -out any effort you better check'yer letters I'll rip ya from the desert as ya'll lesser and less clever you could never even measure up to me becuz I'm bettah ERROR: What was I even sayin'? When this shit flows it flows amazin' your raps, are you even playin'? Grandpa? get back to crochetin' Aiming for the greatest - ur claiming im overrated? u'll be chasin' me for lyfe, ur 10 years too soon darling and i've been 10 years in the making.' |
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| Mellow, I want to go on you, but I"m a little bit torn.It must suck being washed up on an anime forum. Always posting your chat logs, not even your old fans give a shit. But did you really chat with friends if you don't post about it? "This club sucks already" are you too cool for this too? Trying to make do, in lieu of the popularity you knew? Go ahead and leave, mr. moderator. The world of MAL can spin without you, bitch see you later. |
| ahahahaa y u so mean to kawai~ne mellow :c |
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Lime_ said: : sounded good at first but quickly lost where I was going with it Guess who's back @ work? :] 'Whats up with that lame ass rhyme scheme boring ass poem, with boring ass forced memes I'd ususally reference shit but it was 'too long didn't read' So at full speed I'll continue to weed out the weak rappers who think they can beat out the desu spreading Lime who can see doubt forming in in your weak mind because with -out any effort you better check'yer letters I'll rip ya from the desert as ya'll lesser and less clever you could never even measure up to me becuz I'm bettah ERROR: What was I even sayin'? When this shit flows it flows amazin' your raps, are you even playin'? Grandpa? get back to crochetin' Aiming for the greatest - ur claiming im overrated? u'll be chasin' me for lyfe, ur 10 years too soon darling and i've been 10 years in the making.' Lime Lime Lime~ Can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me~ |
| My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school. I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam Hold on a minute Link Hey what's up Old Man? I see that you're embarking on another epic quest You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss It's dangerous to go alone take this Oh thanks old man that is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do Hold on a minute Link Old man, is that you? This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber? OH MY GOD! I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am Hold on a minute Link GodDAMMIT Old Man! You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss It's dangerous to go alone take.... NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A... STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE! |
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| I got shit to say I think It better pay I blink Go away I sink Hooray I clink Aaaayyy |
MellowJello said: You stink.I got shit to say I think It better pay I blink Go away I sink Hooray I clink Aaaayyy |
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Red_Keys said: GaaaaayMellowJello said: You stink.I got shit to say I think It better pay I blink Go away I sink Hooray I clink Aaaayyy |
Okazaki93 said: Mellow, I want to go on you, but I"m a little bit torn.It must suck being washed up on an anime forum. Always posting your chat logs, not even your old fans give a shit. But did you really chat with friends if you don't post about it? "This club sucks already" are you too cool for this too? Trying to make do, in lieu of the popularity you knew? Go ahead and leave, mr. moderator. The world of MAL can spin without you, bitch see you later. REKD MELLO U JUST GOT TURNED INTO JELO WOOOO |
| <---- forum mod |
JFKwasAFK said: Was referring to how I don't care about losing attention whore status...MellowJello said: this is a dis club man<---- forum mod you know what to do don't be a buzzkill Okay U gay Fo shay Hooray |
MellowJello said: JFKwasAFK said: Was referring to how I don't care about losing attention whore status...this is a dis club man you know what to do don't be a buzzkill Okay U gay Fo shay Hooray LOL! Wrekt! Just like RC, went away crying with a worse sting than from a bumble bee, reality, His disses were shit, he's now sunk into a despairing pit, admit |
| Too lazy to play Must be cause you're gay Oh god Gotta mod I'll play serious another day |
| Oh my days! Mellow's gettin' in the zone! What ye gonna do - hit him with a toblerone? |
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