| Well, I already explained this in the club details, so I guess we can start now! :D Hmmmm... what am I gonna teach my dear Kyo? Let's see: Lunaria said that he has to learn French to be a gentlemen. *laughs* I'm okay with that. :3 Me to kyo: Would ya please go and learn some French for meh? Thanks honey~ (I can't help it, he's a pretty handsome student :P) Kyo: Wtf do you think I am, your lover or something?! Quit the dear's and honey's! And I have to learn what? Me: French, my little darling~! See? I can still call you something else. *grin* Kyo: *screaming now* Stop it, will ya?! *sound of an upset cat* I'll learn it, I'll learn it! *goes away to learn his French* Me: Victory~ :D |
HiinaJul 18, 2008 2:14 PM
| lol^^ Ok let me see were is mine.....: - Maka-chan!Time to finish our afternoon training with Soul... Maka is staring. -Uhh what you have already finished yours and we are waiting for Soul's teacher... Maka nods. ((whispers inside:damn you,sanjica,making out with Stein again and i'll need to take care of both of them)) -But what a responsible student you are Maka-chan!!I'm sooooo proud of you!!!1 **tears in her eyes** **is as baka as Maka's dad is** |
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| thats funny ^^ Ikuto: I think i was finish with classes, why I am still here, senei? I´m: You haven´t dont your homework for weeks so you must do them know, if not you wount be able to get in the new grade. Ikuto: Dam i dont have time for this know. I´m bussy I´m: So I´m sorry for you but you must. *get closer* If not i will come to your home for a special lesson Ikuto: Wtf, no i will stay here. so watch should i do? *a bit pissed* I´m: *sit next to him and watch his sexy face* *he is just to my type* Ikuto: Have i somethink in my face? I´m: I dont think so, please do your exercise. Ikuto: Is this ok now? I want to go. I´m: Yes, so please do your homework more often. And dont forget that we have a test tomorrow. Ikuto: Fine fine see you. *i can get our of here, yes* |
LinsletWalkerJul 19, 2008 7:03 AM
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| Me:Hey JING ;D,today I gonna take u to a manga shop,I going to teach u something. Jing:emm... sounds intresting... so what are u going to teach me ? Me:ITS A SECRET ;D ,But dont worry its something that have a huge value. Jing:Ok,so lets get going already ^_^."Oi,KIR ,lets go !" (Kir:Wait,Jing,dont u see I am busy right here ? Hey,Ojou-sama ;],would u like to come to drink cup of tea with me ?) Me:Ok,JING,now look,there is a lot of manga here,so choose whatever u like,ok ? after u choose come back to me. Jing:Ok,I got that,Hey,KIR ! come here fast,hey look,I found our manga is selling here ;D,come take a look & hey,why am I looking like a kid here ? couldnt they draw me better ;; ? Oi KIR ! (Kir:Yes,I see thats nice Jing ;/,but I prefer something else,"KYAH,I see a beautiful young girls right next to Shojo manga section,cya Jing ;D) Me:so Jing did u found any manga that u like ? Jing:yes,I found here,something intersting... emm lets see Kino's Journel novel... its sounds intersting,reminds me a little of myself,but only that I just travel with Kir and not a motorcycle,oh well,I guess I gonna read it,maybe It will be interesting like my adventures. Me:Ok,sure,now lets gonna take this novel to seller,check the price of it btw. Jing:Seller ? u mean I have to buy this ? emm... u know what,I dont want the novel ^^", I think I going to find Kir,well then cya SeRg,*stole Kinos Journey Novel*. Me:wait !! JING... ,oh ,where did u left the novel... (thinking to myself),it seems it isnt on the shelf,and it isnt nearby,wait ! maybe he stole it O.O ? , HEYYYYYY JING WAIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIDNT I TOLD U NOT TO STEAL ANYTHING ? (thinking to myself:why doesnt that guy doesnt learn anything) *searching after Jing* |
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-SeRg- said: Me:Hey JING ;D,today I gonna take u manga shop,I going to teach u something. Jing:what do u planning on teaching me ? Me:ITS A SECRET ;D Jing:Ok,so lets get going already ^_^."Oi,KIR ,lets go !" (Kir:Wait,Jing,dont u see I am busy right here ? Hey,Ojou-sama ;],would u like to come to drink cup of tea with me ?) Me:Ok,JING,now look,there is a lot of manga here,so choose whatever u like,ok ? after u choose come back to me. Jing:Ok,I got that,Hey,KIR ! come here fast,hey look,I found our manga is selling here ;D,come take a look (Kir:Yes,I see thats nice Jing ;/,but I prefer something else,"KYAH,I see a beautiful young girls right next to Shojo manga section,cya Jing ;D) Me:so Jing did u found any manga that u like ? Jing:yes,I found here,something intersting... emm lets see Kino's Journel novel... its sounds intersting,remind me a little of my self,only that I travel with Kir and not a motorcycle,oh well,I guess I gonna read it,maybe I will there some treasure ^_^. Me:Ok,sure,now lets gonna take this novel to seller,check the price of it btw. Jing:Seller ? u mean I have to buy this ? emm... u know what,I dont want the novel ^^", I think I going to find Kir,well then cya SeRg,*stole Kinos Journey Novel*. Me:wait !! JING... ,oh ,where did u left the novel... (thinking to myself),it seems it isnt on theshelf,and it isnt nearby,wait ! maybe he stole it O.O ? , HEYYYYYY JING WAIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIDNT I TOLD U NOT TO STEAL ANYTHING ? (thinking to myself:why doesnt that guy doesnt learn anything) *searching after Jing* So, he learned to steal manga? :3 |
Hiina-tan said: So, he learned to steal manga? :3 I wanted him to learn buy manga ;3 ,but as always he only steal it X_X |
-SeRg-Jul 19, 2008 12:06 PM
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| me: WAKE UP you need to learn!!! Aidou: -_-'' its one in the afternoon....why are you wakeing me up while im sleeping? i dont like learning when the sun is out....-continues whineing- me: im waking you up because i can :3 Adiou:.....-senses he lost argument-....fine.....what do i have to learn anyways.... me:umm...umm...somthing useful to you since your a vampire....somthing to make your life more meaningful......how about hard core intense geometry? Adiou:.....umm ok then... me: ok this is a circle -points to circle- this is a square -points to a square- now memorize them cause shapes get tricky so im gonna throw a few more in....this is a triang... Adiou: -cuts me off- I KNOW WHAT MY FLIPPEN SHAPES ARE!......>_>.....im going back to sleep... me:....if you pay attention ill give you blood :3 Adiou:......>_>......>_>.....-thinks-...... me: and a secret video tape of Kaname's personal life which i took without him knowing.... Adiou: -gets out a stack of paper and a pencil and starts sketching every shape i said down and writeing a detailed paragraph about each- -looks up- me: good...now we will move on to a rhombus.... Adiou: -swiftly writes notes with deep concentration - |
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| ^^I think he prefers Yuki-chan the same as reward to be convinced to study :P Or ,just an evil look from Kaname,i'm sure he'll study right ahead ! xD My Maka is such a rensponsible girl...and she studies so hard ..i'm so proud of her...just bored,ceause i dont have much to do :P |
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| lol but kaname is so much more intresting...like if i caught him singing in the shower...or stuff that kaname just doesnt do it front of others...the secret life of kaname...should be a movie xD |
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| lol if it were one i will see it ^^ |
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fantasy254 said: me: WAKE UP you need to learn!!! Aidou: -_-'' its one in the afternoon....why are you wakeing me up while im sleeping? i dont like learning when the sun is out....-continues whineing- me: im waking you up because i can :3 Adiou:.....-senses he lost argument-....fine.....what do i have to learn anyways.... me:umm...umm...somthing useful to you since your a vampire....somthing to make your life more meaningful......how about hard core intense geometry? Adiou:.....umm ok then... me: ok this is a circle -points to circle- this is a square -points to a square- now memorize them cause shapes get tricky so im gonna throw a few more in....this is a triang... Adiou: -cuts me off- I KNOW WHAT MY FLIPPEN SHAPES ARE!......>_>.....im going back to sleep... me:....if you pay attention ill give you blood :3 Adiou:......>_>......>_>.....-thinks-...... me: and a secret video tape of Kaname's personal life which i took without him knowing.... Adiou: -gets out a stack of paper and a pencil and starts sketching every shape i said down and writeing a detailed paragraph about each- -looks up- me: good...now we will move on to a rhombus.... Adiou: -swiftly writes notes with deep concentration - Whahaha! XD *can't stop laughing* ...hahaha... *tears welling up in eyes now* hahaha! xD Seriously, he has to learn what a square and a rhombus are and a cirkel? Brilliant idea! ^^ I'm gonna ask my dear Kyo if he's done by now. Me: Kyo-chaaaaan~ how's it going? Is French easy or what? =w= Kyo: *doesn't even give a response to Kyo-chan* M-my eyes.... are spinning! @_@ What frikkin' country uses such abnormal language?! Me: It's called France, Kyo-chan. Now, would ya like me to help you? I'm your teacher after all. Kyo: I know that! I was just mad at it for having such stupid words and grammar. *mumbles* Yeah, plz help me... But don't laugh at me for being bad at it! Me: Hai, hai... --5 minutes later-- Kyo: *half dead laying on the ground* I can't do this..... Me: Oh yes, you can! Put some effort into it! Or should I call Yuki to help you? *evil grin* Kyo: *jumps up and collars Hiina-tan* You wanna die? *evil look in his eyes* Me: Eh, no, thanks. I won't call Yuki, okay? But please do some more, you have to be a gentleman! Kyo: *jolting Hiina-tan* I AM ALREADY A GENTLEMAN!!! Me: ... -_-'' |
HiinaJul 20, 2008 4:30 AM
| Fate: What are we going to learn today, Sensei? Me: Moe...... *_____* Fate: ....? Me: Moe...... *_____* Fate: Anoo... Sensei? Me: *Wakes up* Yes, my cute-... I mean yes, my student? *Smile* Fate: What are we going to learn today? I promised Nanoha to help her with her homework, so... Me: BUUUUH! You choose Nanoha over me, Feito-chan you're so cold... :-( Sensei is sad! *Sob, sob* Fate: N-no, I didn't ment it like that. Me: You didn't? *Stops sobbing* THAT'S GREAT! THEN THEN... Fate: .... Me: I will teach you the meaning of ''moe''! Fate: Moe? O>O Me: Yes, yes! MOE! *_____* Slush, slush. Go and change! *Gives bag* Fate: What's in the bag? Me: H-i-m-i-t-s-u! *Wink* Fate: Sexual harrasment... Me: Did you say something? *Devil* I'm a GIRL, A GIRL! Fate: Nothing at all, Sensei. *Leaves to change* Later Fate: *Comes back in a maid-outfit* Is this re-.... Me: MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Takes pictures* Fate: W-what? *Ashamed* Me: I just taught you the meaning of MOE!~ Fate: B-but I don't know what it is yet! Me: Oh, you'll figure it out later! *LAUGH, LAUGH* Fate: B-but, Sensei! Me: You can go change again! *Pushes Fate out of the room* Again, later... Fate: *Comes back* Me: Aah, Feito-ch... Fate: *Smacks Erisu with her Baradiche* Me: WHEEEE! *Cry* You can't smack your teacher! Fate: It's your fault for making me wear that, perverted sensei! Me: B-but... I TOLD YOU THAT I'M A GIRL! Fate: Sure. I'm going to see Nanoha now, see you later, SENSEI. *Leaves* Me: F-feito-chan... *Sob, sob* |
| Me: NARUTO OVER HERE! Naruto: What Is It Sensei? Me: *Throws Arm Over His Shoulder* We Are Going To Learn The Value Of Ramen! Naruto: ALRIGHT! Me: Now How Much Ramen Have You Hade Today? Naruto: Only About Eight Bowl Plus Iruka Sensei's Half Bo- Me: Ok Ok Good Enough! *Ramen Shop* Me: Wait Naruto Wait! Before You Eat Tell Me About What You Like About Ramen Naruto: OK IT'S AWESOME! IT'S LIKE RAMEN! Me: Ok Now Eat *Naruto Munches* Me: Ok Tell Me What The Ramen Feel's Like Naruto: Errmm... Help Me Help Me Im Sliding Into A Squishy Abyiss Of Naruto Oh No Help Help Im Dying I- Me: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? A IDOIT'S IMPRESSION OF RAMEN! *Slaps Back Of Naruto's Head* Yay I Love Naruto! <3 - Hikari (: |
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| Me: -Maka chan!We need to work out more! You definitely need to turn Soul to a Deathscythe... Maka gasps: -Sensei!!!I'm am sensing a witch's soul nearby ...should we go check it? Me: -But Maka chan,Soul isnt here with you..how will you fight..?Without your weapon..? Maka's father,Spirit-san sneaks behind me and grabs my leg..starts kissing it... -Ewwwwww Maka-chan is it possible to get your father off me?!?! Maka gives her father a punch on the head... -Papa you are the worst!!What are you doing here now anyway?? Spirit-san: -Maka-chaaaaaaaan!Papa will help you fight the bad witch!! Me: -..... Maka: -Get lost.I wonder how Mama made you to a Deathscythe..she was really a genious. Me: -Guys...ehm..excuse me...HELLOOOO!!!?!?! **Sigh** were is sanjica when you need her *_* |
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Lunaria said: -Ewwwwww Maka-chan is it possible to get your father off me?!?! Whahaha... lol xD Perhaps you should teach Maka how to raise her father. (yes, raise, cuz he isn't raised at all ;3) |
HiinaJul 19, 2008 3:05 PM
| ^^Indeed! But heck,i was sure that he would go even for his daughter's teacher :p |
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| xDDD dont we all just have awesomeness teaching skillz?im gonna check back up on Adiou now.. me: Adiou!!! Adiou: yessum? me:...yessum........???? what kind of a reply is that....? Adiou:.....what do you want me to say? me:.....well...if your going for a "yessum" southern accent then call me " ma'm" Adiou: yes ma'm? me: but for now were teaching you more life long skills that will help you in your future so are you ready for todays lesson? Adiou: sure me: WERE GONNA LEARN SOME VIETNAMESE!!!!! YAY!!!! Adiou : O.O''........>_>... wtf do i need to know vietnamese??? me:........why not? Adiou:...fine -_-'' me: ok now point at you self and repeat after me... Adiou: -points to him-self - me: -sounds out slowly- Teh-ip ja-eye Adiou: what???? me: tiiiiiiiiip jaiiiiiiiii Adiou: tip ji? me: -_-'' close enough .....now point at your self and say it over and over ^^ Adiou:....ok - points at self and repeats- tip ji tip ji tip ji tip ji tip ji ( and that is how Adiou learned how to say pretty-boy in vietnamese :3 ) ( my crazy vietnamese friend must make me add after her long rant that "pretty boy" starts with a DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD not a TTTTTTTTTTTT ) |
fantasy254Jul 27, 2008 5:45 PM
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| Let's see what my darling Kyo is doing. =w= Me: Oy, Kyo, are you done with your French yet? Kyo: *staring at his blank paper* Me: *staring at his blank paper* You didn't even write one word?! Kyo: *sweatdrop* I didn't write anything because I know everything already! Me: Now, then, if you're that good lemme hear something. Let's see if you can be a gentleman. Oh, wait. You said you were one already, prove it, prove it! :3 Kyo: Yes, I am! Eh... Je... eh... Je sui.. Je suis un... *mumbles to himself* What was it again?... Me: *grin* Kyo: Wait, wait!! I know it, I know it!! Je suis un.... chat! See? I can do it! Me: Do you realize what you just said? Kyo: ...? Me: I-a-m-a-c-a-t. :P Kyo: ... Wtf?! You stupid asshole! Don't learn me such things, I don't know what it means! Me: Oh~? Did I hear that right just now? I knew you weren't a gentleman. :P Kyo: Ah?! *realized he betrayed himself* You ***, you're just like Shigure! Me: Awww, now don't go complimenting me~ =w= Kyo: I'm not complimenting you, you ***, I SAID I AM A GENTLEMAN!!!! Me: You know, we have to do something about that *** of yours. Hmmm... I know already! :D I'm gonna learn you that next time! *leaves the room to go home* Kyo: And don't come back, you stupid ***!!! *mumbles to himself* I really am one... Dunno, I think this one was poorly written. Ah, well, I don't care. :P Next time I'll do it better. |
HiinaJul 22, 2008 12:07 PM
| xD i love how you kept using "learn" instead of "teach" i wonder what i should teach my loverly little Adiou next.....we covered math and a language.....hmmm....SCIENCE!!!!!! Me: ok Adiou we are going to learn some more life lessons this time....WITH SCIENCE -beams with happiness- Adiou: so are you good at science??? you seems pretty happy.. Me: .......^w^ im horrible at science Adiou:..........then how are you going to tea... -gets cut off by me- Me: easy at the same time you learn a life long skill Kidnapping and bribing ^O^ Adiou: O_O'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Me: -gives him a ski mask and all black out fit- -holds out a photo- this is our target his name is 'Bill Nye'....... Adiou:........your jokeing....... Me: ^_^ -puts on ski mask- im sure he knows LOTS of science....now if were lucky you might even learn how to break in to a house and knock someone out... Adiou:............O_O.................................... -to be continued xDDDDDDDDD- |
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fantasy254 said: xD i love how you kept using "learn" instead of "teach" Is that a bad thing? o.o Btw, the stories you write are awesome! You're so creative! :3 I hope I can be like that too~ My stories suuck, but at the same time I'm proud at it for being so bad. :3 Really, I don't like them. |
Hiina-tan said: Is that a bad thing? o.o when you said "im gonna learn you that next time" and " dont learn me such things" is improper english grammer so if you were to make it some report for a professor it should be teach instead of learn.....but its so cute :3 it has a ring to it......you have inspired me to use it outside of the computer now lol xD and now that i gave a short little english lesson....xD thank you for the nice compliment ( though i think mine are horrible cuz i make up the sentance in the midst of typing it.......) yours are very VERY amuseing xD i was actully planning to show them off to my kyo obsessed friend >_>....she needs to join MAL ive been trying to get her to join for ages...... |
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fantasy254 said: Hiina-tan said: Is that a bad thing? o.o when you said "im gonna learn you that next time" and " dont learn me such things" is improper english grammer so if you were to make it some report for a professor it should be teach instead of learn.....but its so cute :3 it has a ring to it......you have inspired me to use it outside of the computer now lol xD and now that i gave a short little english lesson....xD thank you for the nice compliment ( though i think mine are horrible cuz i make up the sentance in the midst of typing it.......) yours are very VERY amuseing xD i was actully planning to show them off to my kyo obsessed friend >_>....she needs to join MAL ive been trying to get her to join for ages...... Now I think back, I think Lunaria also said something like that to me while I was having exams and had some picture in my profile. Lol, maybe i just forgot. But... it's cute? :3 I think it's rather embarrassing. ^/////^ Ooh~? Another Kyo-lover? :3 Very interesting news! You absolutely have to let her join and comment on my profile some time! They are actually amusing? I thought they were as dry as they can be... xD |
| Lover isnt exactly the word....i swear if i looked in her closet there might me a shrine...xD...hmmm maby after the whole Bill Nye thing i can get Aidou to join an anime cult??? that would be amusing......>=3 -i better never get a degree in teaching >_>...- |
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fantasy254 said: Lover isnt exactly the word....i swear if i looked in her closet there might me a shrine...xD...hmmm maby after the whole Bill Nye thing i can get Aidou to join an anime cult??? that would be amusing......>=3 -i better never get a degree in teaching >_>...- You should teach him what you want him to learn. (now I don't get myself anymore xD) Or this was actually correct english? :3 |
HiinaJul 21, 2008 2:48 AM
I think my story is not as good as yours.. and sorry for typing so much. |
Kouma said: I think my story is not as good as yours.. and sorry for typing so much. It's so much better than mine! =O Btw, nice idea: student attacks teacher. It's very fun to read! ;D |
Hiina-tan said: Kouma said: I think my story is not as good as yours.. and sorry for typing so much. It's so much better than mine! =O Btw, nice idea: student attacks teacher. It's very fun to read! ;D Thanks Hiina-tan, glad you like it :D I think what should I teach her now.. of course I accept suggestions :) so if somebody has an idea (I'm not very good creating stories). And don't say that. Your stories are good I like them, they are funny :D |
| xDDDDDD hiding in that bathrooms im sory but that story was priceless XDDDD Me: OK so we have done math, language, and science.......hmmmmm so how about history for today? Aidou:....-sigh- i already know alot about history...... Me: but have you actully experianced it before? Aidou:........what do you mean....-scared-..... Me: well remember how we knocked out/kiddnaped Bill Nye, escaped the FBI, and played with all of Bill Nye's fancy toys? Adiou: yeah...thats how we escaped the FBI...why? Me: well...I FOUND A TIME MACHINE!!!!! -pulls back a curtain revealing a bus- Adiou:.............sensei.......thats not a time machine....thats 'The Magic School Bus'....... Me: :P it can still take us in the past.....HOP IN!! =D Adiou: -nervously gets on bus-..... Me: -pressing random buttons- WHEEEEEEEEEEE |
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fantasy254 said: xDDDDDD hiding in that bathrooms im sory but that story was priceless XDDDD Me: OK so we have done math, language, and science.......hmmmmm so how about history for today? Aidou:....-sigh- i already know alot about history...... Me: but have you actully experianced it before? Aidou:........what do you mean....-scared-..... Me: well remember how we knocked out/kiddnaped Bill Nye, escaped the FBI, and played with all of Bill Nye's fancy toys? Adiou: yeah...thats how we escaped the FBI...why? Me: well...I FOUND A TIME MACHINE!!!!! -pulls back a curtain revealing a bus- Adiou:.............sensei.......thats not a time machine....thats 'The Magic School Bus'....... Me: :P it can still take us in the past.....HOP IN!! =D Adiou: -nervously gets on bus-..... Me: -pressing random buttons- WHEEEEEEEEEEE I don't know how you came up with it, but you're really good you know that? o.o Yosh! Tonight I'm gonna post a new one! @Kouma: Ofcourse I like it, a student attacking his teacher is always fun! Right? (I did it once :P) |
| @Hiina-tan: hahaha, you attacked your teacher? I'd really like to hear about that xD @fantasy254: how do you think of stuff like that? I'd like to have a creative mind like yours >_< |
Kouma said: @Hiina-tan: hahaha, you attacked your teacher? I'd really like to hear about that xD Well it was during P.E. classes. He was standing on some beam 2 meters in the air, and we had to jump over it with the help of a trampoline. The girl before me didn't do it as he wanted her to and got mad at her. She did it perfectly! So, I got mad too and when it was my turn I jumped him off the beam. :3 (there was thick matt laying below it, otherwise I wouldn't have done it) And guess what? I also didn't do it as he wanted me to. xD |
| lol XD thats sounds rebelious...i was a little cheer rebel once...our cheer captian was showing off that should could get us to do anythinbg she wanted so when she started nameing off what she wanted us to do in front of her friends i sat down...she gave me demerits like crazy but i wouldnt get up i crosed my arms and stared right at her without blinking the whole time xDDDD -special child- also you guys are so nice!!! ^O^ -glomps fun RPGing buddies- |
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fantasy254 said: lol XD thats sounds rebelious... she gave me demerits like crazy but i wouldnt get up i crosed my arms and stared right at her without blinking the whole time xDDDD -special child- also you guys are so nice!!! ^O^ -glomps fun RPGing buddies- i'm fourteen, i'm at the rebellious age! xD we're becoming more and more buddy-like (we are already :P), cuz you resemble me if you did that! when some other teacher of me said i had to come back in the vacation for half a school day to do various school things because the day before i didn't hear him speaking about we had to take along some stuff, i was mad at him. and while he was giving me a lecture about other people who heard him and brought stuff to school i did the same as you. we're special. :3 is this RPG? o.O *happy moment* |
| one question am i allowed to post some "a bit eiichi" szened? ^^ @ Hiina-tan: this is just crazy. i would give all to see this teachers face XD |
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| i put this in RPG catagory were roleplaying as teachers, are we not? xD -is very proud of hiina-chan - hmmm we whould have a place to discuss this stuff outside of the teaching thread....if you dont mind ill make it.....you an delete t if you dont want it there |
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fantasy254 said: i put this in RPG catagory were roleplaying as teachers, are we not? xD -is very proud of hiina-chan - hmmm we whould have a place to discuss this stuff outside of the teaching thread....if you dont mind ill make it.....you an delete t if you dont want it there what do you mean? o.o but go ahead and make it! xD @Linslet: yes, as long it's ecchi you can post it. as long it's no smut or something. :3 and yes, his face (the beam-teacher) was priceless.. xD |
| ah, as a new teacher i feel uneasy with such a willed student such as suzumiya, but let's give it a try. *Ahem Me: Ok, how about some math today? Haruhi: Too boring. Me: hm. but it's an essential to the curriculum, won't you at least try? Haruhi: what for? Me: uhm. for the sake of learning of course Haruhi: are you an alien? esper?! TIME TRAVELER?! Me: what?! huh? what are you talking about??? Haruhi: ..you bore me.. KYON!? @fantasy: haha. magic school bus. that killed me you're awesome meng |
kenchanJul 21, 2008 6:06 PM
SFIV NHKchan |
| and now.....HISTORY!!! part two (if you arnt so good with your american history this probably wont make sense to you......>_>...) -getting of TMSC (the magic school bus)- Aidou: @_@.....i think im sick...... Me:......take an advil....ANYWAY!!! WERE IN THE PAST YIPPIE Adiou: wtf? this dosnt look anything like Japan... Me:......who said i was teaching you Japanese history? its called....dun dun dun...AMERICAN HISTORY!! Adiou: O_O Me: yeah...be scared...anyways the revolutionary war is about to start soon.... follow me up that hill were going to see the first battle.. Adiou:....boring.....>_>....-walks up hill and peers with teacher over to where to groups of men are standing- Me: you see? isnt this cool!! Adiou:.....they arnt doing anything... Me: well..one of them is supposed to fire the first shot but no one knows which side fired the first shot of the war its always been a mystery... -5 min later - -no one has shot yet- Adiou-...........>_>.....<_<.......-cups hands around his mouth--shouts- BANG! BANG! -the two groups of men below starts looking around fireing at each other shouting - Me: O_O!!!!! -tackles Aiou- ARE YOU AN IDIOT!!!.....omg.....thats where the legendary shot came from???? YOU ARE THE REASON AMERICA STARTED THE WAR!!!.......-sigh-....comeone lets go......-moaning of the wounded and shots being fired behind them- -gets into bus- Me: -mumbles- let me guess your the reason the cat-person in egypt lost its nose also? -turns key in ignition of bus- -pulls time lever in opposite direction a bit to hard- Me: Oops O_O Me and Aidou: AHHHHHHHHH! -as the bus travels back in time the bus crashes into a statue- -part of the statue crack and a nose falls off- Aidou:...actully sensei...i think that was your fault xDDDDD |
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fantasy254 said: and now.....HISTORY!!! part two (if you arnt so good with your american history this probably wont make sense to you......>_>...) -getting of TMSC (the magic school bus)- Aidou: @_@.....i think im sick...... Me:......take an advil....ANYWAY!!! WERE IN THE PAST YIPPIE Adiou: wtf? this dosnt look anything like Japan... Me:......who said i was teaching you Japanese history? its called....dun dun dun...AMERICAN HISTORY!! Adiou: O_O Me: yeah...be scared...anyways the revolutionary war is about to start soon.... follow me up that hill were going to see the first battle.. Adiou:....boring.....>_>....-walks up hill and peers with teacher over to where to groups of men are standing- Me: you see? isnt this cool!! Adiou:.....they arnt doing anything... Me: well..one of them is supposed to fire the first shot but no one knows which side fired the first shot of the war its always been a mystery... -5 min later - -no one has shot yet- Adiou-...........>_>.....<_<.......-cups hands around his mouth--shouts- BANG! BANG! -the two groups of men below starts looking around fireing at each other shouting - Me: O_O!!!!! -tackles Aiou- ARE YOU AN IDIOT!!!.....omg.....thats where the legendary shot came from???? YOU ARE THE REASON AMERICA STARTED THE WAR!!!.......-sigh-....comeone lets go......-moaning of the wounded and shots being fired behind them- -gets into bus- Me: -mumbles- let me guess your the reason the cat-person in egypt lost its nose also? -turns key in ignition of bus- -pulls time lever in opposite direction a bit to hard- Me: Oops O_O Me and Aidou: AHHHHHHHHH! -as the bus travels back in time the bus crashes into a statue- -part of the statue crack and a nose falls off- Aidou:...actully sensei...i think that was your fault xDDDDD Omg, really... YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DESTROYED ITS NOSE???!!!! Shame on you, crazy teacher. :P Ah, I'm crazy too~ *goes to type out her already written lesson* |
| alright time to teach! Me: Are you ready for your lesson Mion? Mion: You bet! Me: I'll be teaching you the only way we know how....WITH CLUB ACTIVTIES! Mion: WOO! Me: I'll be teaching you how to catch Keiichi when he tries to run away after his pitiful loss. Mion: *smiles* Me: *points* GET HIM! *Mion and I pounch on Keiichi* ~a few minutes later~ Mion: That was fun. Me: You bet. Now onto the next lesson. Mion: What'll it be Kiro-sensei? Me: I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH! Mion: Lolwtf? Me: *goes in closet and takes out cards* Just think of it as one of your club activities. Mion: Alright Kiro-sensei! Me: Pick a card and show it to me. Mion: *takes a card* Why the hell does this card have a picture of..... Me: *takes card before Mion can finish* Thats mine! Mion: Lol. Alright. Me: OK let try this again. Pick a card. Mion: *Mion takes card* Me: What does it say? Mion: Hermana. Me: That means Sister in Spanish ~Shion buts in~ Shion: Did somebody say sister? Me: Damnit Shion! Get out! Mion & Shion: Blah blah blah. Me: Thats all for today Mion. *gets pissed off and leaves* |
| the next day: (in class) I´m: Good Morning boys. So i will check how is here. *6 Minuts later* I´m: I see Tsukiyomi kun is not here. Do someone know somethink about him? *no one it saing somthing* I´m: Oki, i will start the lesson. Please get your your Germanbokks out. *Ikuto comes in* Ikuto: Sorry i´m a bit late. I´m: A bit? So please take a seat, and come after the school time to the teachersroom. Ikuto: *giggle* I´m: Wath was this? Ikuto: Nothing sensei. I´m: Oki ake your book yout too. *After the school* Ikuto:So i´m here and now? I´m: Why are you alway doing sutch things? Do you want to get me mad?! Ikuto: No, why should I? I´m not interested in you. *cold eyes* I´m: *schocked* So you dont think about me in your sparetime? *starting to cry* Ikuto: Yes you are right sensei. I´m:So you dont think anytime abaut me? Ikuto: Yes~ I´m: You are sooo mean!! *hit his chest* *we both are falling to the graund* I´m: *watching in his eyes* Ikuto: *get his armes around me, KISS* I´m: *just watching a moment, then kissing him back* Ikuto: So do you thing about me this bad? I´m: *blush* N ... n .. nn.... o. no... Ikuto: See, so maybe we can continue this in a other room? *grin* I´m: So have you time? Ikuto: Yes for you, I have. *Kiss again* I´m: Then how about a special lesson at my place? Ikuto: Why not? I will do wath ever you want senei. I´m: Good Boy~ *stroke* Ikuto: *purrr* Just let me get my bad, then I am all yours. I´m: I will wait at my car citty. ~* to be continue*~ |
LinsletWalkerJul 22, 2008 10:56 AM
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| Yayz I finished my next lesson. :3 I'm going to write it out now. Me: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack~~~!! Kyo-chan~ where are you~? Kyo: *appears out of the kitchen* *annoyed face* Me: Now, now, what's with that face? Kyo: Reason 1) don't call me Kyo-chan. Reason 2) --you came back. Me: Nai-desu! I won't stop calling you that! Kyo-chan suits you! And of course I'm back! Who else is going to teach you not to abuse people? Kyo: *I don't care-look* If you really want to give me a nickname then at least make it sound a bit cooler. *turns head away* Me: Awww... but we're like family already! But if ya really REALLY want me to I'll change it to Kyo-kun. (for now xD) Kyo: *turns head back* When was it decided that we are ''like family''?! And who decided it?! I'm gonna beat that guy up! I don't ever want to be part of your family!! Me: Guess who decided it just a few seconds ago~? =w= *runs away* Kyo: It was you?! *runs after Hiina-tan* I'll kill you so you CAN'T ever call yourself part of my family again!!!! *sounds of an upset cat* Me: Nyaa~ nyaa~ you're not very smart, are ya? Nyaa~? =w= ---after half an hour of running through the whole house--- Both: *laying on the ground* Tired~ Kyo: *pant, pant* Some day, sooner or later, I'll sneak up to you from behind and then I'll get you.... Me: Was that supposed to be a threat? Oh my~ you just said one of the scariest things I've ever heard, Kyo-chan. Kyo: *annoyed expression* Yoooouuuu ***.............. *very scary look in his eyes* Me: Now, Kyo-chan, since you just called me an *** again and I came here to fix that, WE SHALL START WITH TODAY'S LESSON!!! :D Kyo: Ah?! So we're back at where we started?! >O Me: Yeah you could say that. But it was fun anyways~ ne? Kyo-chan? *wink* Kyo: *stands up* *dusts his clothes* *streches arm out to help Hiina-tan to get up again* Me: ...? *accepts help* Kyo: *ahem* WAAAAAAAAHHHH NOW I'M GOING TO GET YOOOOOOUUU!!!!!! *tries to jump Hiina-tan down* Me: *gasp* *bends over before jumping Kyo could hit her* Kyo: AAAAAHHH!!!! *crashes into the wall* Me: *looks at Kyo* Umm... yeah... so, to start with today's lesson... (well in any case Kyo learned to shut his mouth when his teacher tries to teach him something xD) I did my best at this one, don't know if anyone will like it though. Maybe I focused too much at the ''comedy'', if there is any comedy at all. Next time, I swear to Kyo-chan's butt, I'm really going to teach him something. xD Kyo: You're going to swear to what?! -to be continued- xD |
HiinaJul 28, 2008 3:32 PM
Amaya-Kiro said: ~Shion buts in~ Shion: Did somebody say sister? Me: Damnit Shion! Get out! Mion & Shion: Blah blah blah. Me: Thats all for today Mion. *gets pissed off and leaves* LinsletWalker said: I´m: I see Tsukiyomi kun is not here, Soma kun and Sendo kun too. Do someone knows somethink about them? *no one it saing somthing* Sorry but you can't use other charas in your lessons till the claimer of that character says it's allright. Now, I know Shion hasn't been claimed yet but I also know that Soma-kun has been claimed as a student. You can ask that teacher if it's allright, it's all explained in the rules. About Sendo-kun, same as for Shion. But these stories are good so I'll let them stay. :3 |
| -----------Try 1: Try to let Fate like you again with cookies----------- Fate: I don't know why I'm still coming here... *Sigh* Me: Fate-chan! Fate: Aren't you supposed to be dea-... I mean, good day, Sensei. Me: Fate-chan, I'm so sorry about learning you stupid things! Please forgive me! Fate: ... Y-yes, it's no problem. I never thought that weird teacher would apologize to me. Me: So, to make it up to you, I brought you some home-made cookies! Fate: *Takes cookies* Thank you very much, Sensei. Can I eat some? Me: Go ahead! Fate: *Puts cookie in her mouth* Me: ........ Fate: T-these are...... Me: You like them?! Fate: Killing m-.... *Fate passes out* Me: What? FATE-CHAN! -----------Try 2: Learn Fate magic----------- *In the nurseoffice* Fate: *Wakes up and sees Erisu by her side* Me: Fate-chan, I'm soo sorry for letting you eat my cookies... *Sob, sob* Fate: H-how did you SCREW UP SO BAD! What was in those cookies?! Me: I just followed the recipe! And I put some sand and grass in it to make them taste better! Oh, there was also some cement in it to make them more ''crispy''! Fate: *Stands up* S-sensei... Me: H-hai, Fate-chan? *Gets back* Fate: SENSEI NO BAKA! *Grabs her Baradiche, and smashes Erisu with her ''Haken Saber''* Me: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! *Sob, sob* And I wanted to teach you something about magic... *Keeps on sobbing* Fate: *Stops smashing Erisu* You did? Me: Yes, ofcourse! Fate: Do you know something about magic? Me: Do I know something about magic?! Ofcourse, silly! You're so lucky to have me as a teacher! Fate: Lucky? I doubt that... Well fine then, teach me something. Me: *Grabs a hat* Fate: What are we supposed to do with that? Me: Just wait... just wait... SIMSALAFULA! Fate: *Stares* Me: LOOK! IT'S A ERISU-DOLL-RARE-ITEM! IT HAS WHINING-FUNCTION AND IT CAN TALK! *Shows doll* Doll: Erisu is great, Erisu is moe, Erisu is better than god. Buy me, buy me. Fate: A-a-a... *Fate stands on fire* Me: You like it, huh, huh, huh? Fate: CUT IT OUT WILL YOU! Me: Fate-chan kowai! Not moe! WAIT A MINUTE! *Starts running* Fate: COME BACK HERE! YOU WASTED MY TIME AGAIN! Me: BUT MY SPELL LET A ERISU-DOLL APPEAR! *Still running* Fate: THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY VALUE, IT'S TRASH! Me: Buuuuuuuh! Don't say that, I like it! Fate: I'm SURE you do! *Catches up with Erisu* Me: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! -----------The following scenes are deleted because we have little children watching this show----------- **Conclusion of day 2: Erisu learned that not everyone likes her perfect doll, and Fate learned that Erisu is a total idiot...** |
| Lee: Misaki... are you ready to pay attention yet? I am not giving you these private lessons for you to sit around and daydream all day. Misaki: Oh, I'm sorry, please continue with the lesson Sensei. Lee: Good, todays lesson will be on the basics of 3D modeling. We will cover the bare minimums and I will have you follow along, alright? Misaki: Yup. Lee: Good, alright when creating 3D opjects always make sure that wiremesh is visable to you are able to keep track of your poly's and there shape. Poly's can only have 4 corners. If they have more then 4 or less, they will look pinched when turbo smooth is applied. Misakii: Ok... I think I am following, I must admit the jargon is hard to overcome. Lee: It's very simple really, just follow what I do. *2 hours later* Misaki: phew... so much to think on. Lee: I know it can seem overwhelming at times but it really is quite easy once you get used to it. Please review tonight tomorrow we'll be learning extrusion and chamfer tools. Perhpas if we get further we'll creat simple objects for practice. Misaki: Ok sensei, thanks I'll see you tomorrow. Lee: Good... oh and Misaki... Misaki: yes? Lee: Don't stay up too late with Akihito again! It ruins your concentration. Hiroki: *blush* Lee: Also I want a copy of his novel pre release as lesosn payment. I'm sure you'll figure it out. Misaki: SENSEI! Lee: Times up bye byee. |
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| so many great teachers! well srry i have been away for a bit. Me: AIDOU!!!!! Aidou:.............................listen if your asking me to try and crazy glue the nose back again i wont...i told you over and over it WONT work... Me:....dont be silly :3 were going on to your next lesson that will help you as a vampire and a person in general.....but im not sure you can handle it... Aidou:.....im sure i cant eaither...so i guess im excused for today ? ^.^ -puts on sweetest face- Me:...................no............your gonna be a brave boy and live through this. Aidou: fine...what is this lesson? Me: reading......... Aidou:....whats so bad about readi... Me:......twilight. Aidou:....huh? Me: its a book about vampires :) -gives book- Aidou: -flips through pages- ............O_O......WTF? we dont flippen SPARKLE!!! what kind of homo vampire is this!!!!!! -hears a mob of angry rabid edward fangirls outside with pitchforks- Me:.......and now im going to teach you how to escape a mob.....RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Aidou: what did i do to them -running- Me: you called edward homo......... -dodging into a broom closet dragging aidou in also and shuts door- Me: You see these are NOT humans...they are called "twilightaholics" they have such an Obsessive Cullen Disorder that they invented "cullenism" Aidou:....sounds scary.. Me: they are like a pack of rabid starving hyenas....they are a close realtive of the "rabid sasuke fangirl" species Aidou: but sasuke fangirls are leathal!!!!!! Me: so are these Aidou...so are these.... -to be continued- ( sorry if it not entertaining...its 12 am....and im tired....) |
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fantasy254 said: -hears a mob of angry rabid edward fangirls outside with pitchforks- they are like a pack of rabid starving hyenas....they are a close realtive of the "rabid sasuke fangirl" species Omg, you're just awesome! Really, how did you come up with this? You're fantastic! xD The rabid sasuke fangirl species.. *laugs* ..really, you're a genius. xD I'm almost done writing my next lesson, but I'm still not satisfied with it. Maybe I will add a bit of romance (only a very little bit) but also maybe not. I don't know anymore, it's a bit too much Fruits Basket-like now. I don't want it to be Fruits Basket-like cuz then my personage is going to be a lot like Tohru's and I decided to be a Shigure-like teacher. You know, with the =w='s? Actually, I'm pretty lost where I am now. Umm... I'll see where it goes! xD TBC~ :3 |
| Well I want to be a good member,so I should post too ^^ Me:Kana,today we are going to learn the basics of skiing! Kana:Great sensei!But why is it just me here? Me:Because I'm putting my hopes into you,to become this country's next greatest skier ever!*mwahaha* Kana:*whoow*(or how is the sound Kana makes?)But sensei,didn't you say you will going to teach me only the basics? Me:*cough*Let's start 'kay?Now Kana,flex you knees... Kana:Nonsense!I am Boss and I will prove to you that I can already master this sport!Catch me if you can! Me:Wai- Kana!!Are you alright?For God's sake,don't you ever try that again! Kana:Oww.. Me:Did you get hurt?Can you stay up by your self? Kana: No problem at all sensei! Me:Phew.Good then,Kana,are you ready to start the lesson again? Kana:Yup sensei,I'm ready! Me:Then,again,flex your knees..Not that much you baka! I am ready with my story.I pretty enjoyed doing this,maybe I will do another one ^^ |
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