Is the Russian actually good?

Okay, guys. There is this long Russian joke that I'm going to tell you. You, Russian-speaking people, know it for sure. And probably you'll know what I mean long before you finish reading my message. Anyway, the joke goes as follows.

In a kindergarten, children suddenly start swearing like pirates. They use all the forbidden words like it's nothing. The administration, in an attempt to find the cause of this, finally tracks down two electricians who happened to mend some wiring, and the swearing problem started right after their visit. They are summoned to the administration of the kindergarten, and the director asks them:

"Did you swear in front of the children?"

"No, of course not. They're children! how dare you!" one of them responds.

"And there wasn't even the slightest reason for you to start swearing?" the director keeps on pressuring them.

"Well..." one of them says. "My colleague here happened to drip some molten tin on my head."

"And what did you say to him?" the director continues.

"I told him, my kind sir, can you possibly be so kind as to notice you happen to be dripping molted tin on my head?"

=The joke ends here=

Now, to the point. Yeah, grammatically, it's very correct. The pronunciation is awful. But what I would like to point out is that I can hardly imagine any Russian speaker use the words that Alya uses. I can't say it's a mistake. But it's pretty much like in the joke above.

What is fun with people online it's that you sometime think it's been years they haven't seen a human being.

To summarize what has been said hundreds of times already about Sumipe's Russian we got
Correct grammar, correct idioms, correct word order but a strong Japanese accent making her sometimes impossible to understand.

Let's see now how human beings actually speak foreign languages at intermediate level.
Correct grammar, correct idioms, correct word order but a strong accent coming from their mother tongue making them someimes impossible to understand.

Congratulations, Sumipe's Russian is at intermediate level *clap clap clap*

No please would you stop shaming people on accents ? I mean as a language learner myself having a hard time pronouncing English or Dutch I can say that's the worse thing native speakers can do... Also would you think about the needs of Roshidere?

Alya is a cute half Japanese Russian girl speaking in an anime aimed at Japanese men. Do you guys really think cuteness is culturaly neutral? Of course Sumipe will speak in a way that's pretty japanised. Japanese people wouldn't understand Alya's dere is cute if she was saying these lines in a way that align to Russian standards of cuteness / feminity. In Japan cuteness in speech comes from intonation (they try to make a childish intonation when they speak) so of course the intonation wouldn't sound Russian since it's expected to sound like a Japanese girl...

So please stop with these nonsensical threads about Sumipe's Russian aiming solely at bashing (sometimes even from non-natives or speakers of Russian that who would be better looking at themselves) when we already know her Russian is off because she is at intermediate level and asked to sound like a cute Japanese girl.

I understand the russian, but you could tell she has an accent, and sometimes I don't get what she's saying without captions.