The Epic fight between a guy, his mission, and the uncontrolled will of going to the toilet.
The plan is starting to get issues, holes that need to be fulfilled ASAP! Our MC (main char) is facing the beginning of the main event for him to be officially demoted to MD (Main Deadman), BUT then enters The Wife-sama and thought "Let's do a sh+tty plan", and with a cunning plan Wife-sama got Sh+tty-Inferior-Villan-kun out of the game. While Inferior-Villan-kun was praying to all the goods for his brain not to melt, travel down to his rectum, and be forcefully expelled out from his body, like everything in his body at that moment, it's up to our guy, Husband-dono, to put his unique skills in computer hacking to save his family and framed Lesser-Villan-kun with the only crime he didn't commit.
However... The Sh+tty plan collaterally hits Husband-dono and starts a succession of events only seen in a Mr. Bean movie (Bean: The Movie) from 1997, to the point of even Husband-dono saying that he wrote a plan like this in his old notes. With this unpredicted action, the plot intensified. Husband-dono was trying to hack Lesser-Villan-kun's laptop but he needs a tool, Wife-sama tried to help but since this was much more complicated than the Sh+tty plan, she couldn't figure out the advanced thoughts of the Husband-dono. Husband-dono, seeing that time is a resource that is fading away faster than a cat being chased by a dog, jumped out of his seat to the place where he has the tool that he soo much needed...
BUT THEN! In the corridor, he glimpses the door of the bathroom and the timer that the Sh+tty plan started hits its fatal point! Husband-dono desperately hit the door, supplicating Lesser-Villan-kun to open the door and let him in, Lesser-Villan-kun, however, had his own problems right now, all his intestines are empty and it was starting to escalate up in the digestive system, AND BEYOND!, and he is devotedly praying to all the existing, and unexisting, gods for simply to his eyes don't pop out with the effort he's doing in that sh+tty situation. While all Lesser-Villan-kun fluids were drained out from his body, Husband-dono understood the situation, he need to act fast! His mission? It was not to save Husband-dono's family, no! It was to find a place to do the final part of the Wife-sama Sh+tty plan, and since the soo-desired Porcelain Throne was taken by the Lesser-Villan-kun, and would be taken for what would seem to the next generation as well, Husband-dono needs to act fast and find a hidden spot to relieve the pressure he's feeling from inside.
And it was at this point, that everything was calming down, Lesser-Villan-kun was praying with joy thanking everything that exists for him to be still sane after that Sh+tty experience, Wife-sama was rearranging the place to eliminate all the traces of the Sh+tty plan, and Husband-dono was almost finished, that enters in the big scene Stupid-Daugther-chan. Oblivious to everything, like always, Stupid-Daugther-chan thought of some insanely stupid idea to walk into the back of the house and enter through the back door. "Why?" you ask. I don't know! No one knows! "Why did a stupid young person stupidly go out of the house she lived in since she was born and start to live with a mob guy, that was clear as day that he didn't love her?", "Why this same stupid young person knows about that guy to the point that she knows he was dangerous but is still oblivious to the danger that is upon her at that and in the current moment?", "Why with live experience with those types of guys, that same stupid young person doesn't act carefully on a daily base, rotting her father's plans more than one time so far?". Those questions are still to be answered to this day, and there are no expectations to be answered in the near (or far) future.
But nonetheless, the Stupid-Daugther-chan did go through with her not-so-bright idea and catched up with Husband-dono, pants down in the backyard, being uno with nature, in his most vulnerable position, while doing one of the most vulnerable acts that any human can do in life. Soo many died while in the same situation as Husband-dono. How many lives were ended while the poor person was in his/her private time, sitting down, with or without a throne beneath, doing nr 2 or 21? From assassination to construction flaws of the place, from wildlife to heart attack from what our Lesser-Villan-kun could be proud of escaping from not soo long ago... Husband-dono however was experiencing a new type of death, the death by her stupid daughter's eyes. "Why is my stupid daughter here?" he was questioning himself, "Why didn't she go for the front door as a normal person? She was never that bright, I know, but this? Is she really stupid? OH GOD! Where did I go wrong?". And was in this Husband-dono desperation thoughts that Stupid-Daughter-chan made a stupid face, and stupidly go back to the front of the house and enter the front door, announcing herself in her own house, leaving Husband-dono more desperate than before.
The episode goes on and Lesser-Villan-kun got his composure back and is facing everyone in the house. Was Husband-dono's mission fulfilled with the help of Wife-sama's Sh+tty plan? Will Lesser-Villan-kun unveil their hopes? Will Stupid-Daugther-chan do another stupid performance and ruin her parent's plans AGAIN? That can only be answer... In the next episode!
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