To quote Cell from DBZ Abridged,
"In short,"
"You can't touch me."
Well said.
Okay, I haven't been discussing this for the last few forums, but here it is now. A few episodes back, we had zaShunina revealed to be the bad guy, Tsukai is an anisotropic being (Complete with halos), and the universe is fucked.
Now to be fair, I was scared for the first part. When zaShunina came, I thought he would really be a trustworthy guy, and not pull a Kyubey, but he did. I was kinda bummed (But not AS bummed) for this. But then we look into zaShunina's character, he didn't like it just as much as I did. He felt lonely, like the Shindo he made was a phony, no matter how much information he has. He actually felt as though he had betrayed himself for doing that. HECK! Need Proof? Why does the bookmark, Shindo's gift to him, bum HIM out? And he even begins to dream, and he is becoming more and more human. His answer is wrong, and he knows it. Right, Kyubey?
As for Tsukai being an anisotropic being *looks at the character design*.....Nice.
So the OP comes full circle. We have zaShunina, an anisotropic being who wants to give humans the sense of the anisotropic and send them there, and then there's Tsukai, an anisotropic being who wants humanity to advance at their own pace and NOT send them to the anisotropic. So we basically have two sides of an argument.
OH right, this episode. So zaShunina executes his plan to swallow the universe. The government is on high alert and the news cast is out there reporting the truth, their right answer (Dammit, we finally have a side character who completes the objective of the main characters. *Sniff* Bless those bastards!) if you will. However, Shindo pops in to say hello and begins negotiations. As you can already tell, it went as well as trying to fly with wings made of gull feathers and wax, in real life. But it's not all dead roses and crushed dreams yet. A car comes out of nowhere (*Spit take* WHAT?!) and a girl comes out. Not only is she in her teens, but she has the power of the anisotropics and gives zaShunina THE MOTHER OF ALL PSYCHIC BEAT-DOWNS!
Turns out, Shindo and Saraka hooked up (Nice, you lucky bastard. You didn't die a virgin, and with an anisotropic no less), had a little girl named Shindo Yukika, made their own baby dimension (For the Fire Emblem fans out there, I am NOT kidding here. This is FE: Fates all over again. They use the Nanomis-hein and turn the isolated space into a baby dimension, complete with rooms and compartments, and a F#$%^ing basketball court! WHAT THE F..) and had Hanamori raise her for 16 years (The poor guy, that's 16 years he is NOT gonna get back. But it is 16 years worth spending) And thus, zaShunina gets the big surprise, makes a hilarious face (I am going to use it in my google doc articles from now on, and gets THE MOTHER OF ALL PSYCHIC BEAT-DOWNS - Pt. 2.
She finishes off zaShunina with a fothermucking Solar Beam ((WHAAAAAA...), but not before zaShunina makes a run for Shindo's body to return his bookmark. But he realized his mistake a moment too late and he is gone, along with the bookmark. The Fregonics disappears and the gang mourn Shindo's body. They look up at the blue sky and wonder about the world beyond information. The world is set right once again, Hanamori laments about not getting the credit for raising Yukika (poor guy), and humanity pledges to meet the anisotropics with their own two feet. Yukika went AWOL, probably for the best.
And we leave the series with Tsukai going to another realm, with a bloody CREEPY sound effect (Sweet mother of Lord Helix! Play that sound clip while you're playing a horror game, see how many bricks you can shit!) with a blue paper crane leaning over, remarkable because the box it was in is a glass box and it is shut in.
This was a ride from start to finish. Though it was a little rushed, it was still enjoyable (Especially that last Psychic beat-down, she went for THE FACE! I'm not kidding, see how many face plants she gives him) And the show never lost my attention, except for when the internet was down, and that just pissed me off, but regardless it does warrant a 9. It's great, but it's by no means perfect. Fitting considering how WE as humans will never know the right answer. And when we do, it's not 100% right. There's always that piece of uncertainty. Uncertainties like that, is what makes life amazing and exciting. So until we find that 100% percent,
See ya, Anisotropic Negotiator, and you too, Anisotropic Being. |