[Poetry Challenge] Limerick.

Limericks strive to be poetic, short and funny, and all of that within the strict rhyme scheme of AABBA.

• Any English (language-wise, not style-wise) limerick; wikipedia can be used for references and rules.
  
• Although limericks are infamous for being obscene (at times), keep in mind that MAL Rules for public clubs apply to this club, so don't go too far overboard.
  
• When submitting multiple limerick's, using and editing a single post is preferred over posting limerick's separately.