It all begins somewhere. Events in history much occur to become truly history.....
Doo Doo... Doo Doo Doo Doo!
It was a stormy day for the mal republic as they faced the cancerous threat of the mal shitposters and their legion of malicious posts. You could argue it was like any other day on mal for the republic, but the shitposters were planning on making their move on the rather decreasing in size team. I mean, we're losing more and more republic members to these verbally vile fiends of the internet! Though, we're in luck because on of their members was just targetted by Xinil and he then realized that Oni Chi Chi named villian was a dangerous entity to have around.
Xinil: Alright guys, attention! With that poster gone, how do you say we tackle the current situation?
Then it happened without pause......
Mayuka: Cut off their cocks!
Xinil: Hmm, with our weebsabers? It could work, though not all of them are male Mayuka.
Kagami_Hiiragi: Xinil, I'm pretty confident mal is 95% of the male gend-
Mayuka: Their dirty cocks!
Xinil: Enough! My fear lies in the goddess Comic_Sans. Kagami, it seems like you've accepted her? Why? She's a-
Kagami_Hiiragi: You wouldn't understand! You just wouldn't!!!
Xinil: We'll talk about this later Kagami.
Later that day, Kagami adventured out into the CD section and spotted a man covered with a black hood holding a double sided red weebsaber. It sent chills down his spine as he gulped.
..insert explosians and a fierce weebsaber fight..
Kagami_Hiiragi: Damn, the power of friendship isn't working.....
??????: Friendship? This isn't Fairy Tail bs! This is STAR WARS!!!!!
Kagami was beaten and bruised by this force as he layed down in pain. His death almost confirmed by this brutal force.
??????: Hmm? You thought you c-
..insert Comic_Sans debut, unrealistic flip and clash with the masked entity..
Comic_Sans: At least it isn't.......
SAO!
*To be continued in Part II, Attack of the Alones* |