| The police later send the decent moderator to jail for pictures of 3d lolis. |
| Which knght are you? Give an internet? RedHeadphones said: Please, why would I play skyrim if there wasn't a nude female mod? Gameplay? Pfft. |
| A sewer and a cave-in are enough to make a police force useless apparently. |
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| A flood builds up so much pressure in the sewer that the debris from the cave-in are washed away, never to be seen again. |
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| A flood is defeated by a cheap Clark Kent knock off's heat vision. |
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| Frozone blasts that cheap knock off heat vision into pieces |
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| A heater makes frozone ineffective |
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| A short circuit renders the heater useless |
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| A psychiatrist eases the circuit's woes. |
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| College debt and other financial woes cause the psychiatrist to commit suicide |
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| a huge safety net prevents the psychiatrist from committing suicide. |
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| Yamamoto is shot in the face by a violent pro-inanimate objects protestor. |
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| The violent pro-inanimate objects protestor is eaten by a shark. |
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| The fisherman falls out of the boat and is impaled by a narwhal. |
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| The killer whale s captured, placed in captivity and it's life shortened to a 1/4 of it's natural length. |
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| The whalers drown at sea |
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| the sun explodes and becomes a red giant, literally setting the sea on fire |
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| Thor rides out on a unicorn and slays thy holy Last Goatacorn by bombarding it with rainbow coloured ponies being excreted from the unicorns' ass until the holy Last Goatacorn is suffocated. |
| Insert Signature Here. |
| a butt plug defeats Thor and his unicorn. |
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| An unsatisfied customer sues the butt plug manufacturers, who later discover a fatal flaw in the butt plug's design and has them all recalled. |
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| tightly clenched glutes prevent a total recall from taking place. |
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| A lifetime supply of Big Macs reduce the muscle tone on those glutes. |
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| The cook mistakenly adds bath salts instead of steroids and gets his face eaten. |
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| Some serious plastic surgery mends the eaten face |
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| The patient's best case scenario, with current technology, is to come out looking like melt man which drives the plastic surgery business into the ground. |
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| the current technology is defeated by time itself, increasing its power nd capabilities beyond mere human understanding. |
| 八雲立つ 出雲八重垣 妻籠みに 八重垣作る その八重垣を |
| Time is wasted by Procrastinators |
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| Teachers who give out a boatload of homework push the procrastinators to their limits |
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| Senioritus has no limits... |
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| A diligent, hardworking senior does not succumb to the deadly senioritus. |
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| A good shank leaves the hardworking senior in a pool of her own blood. |
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| A blowtorch incinerates the shank |
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| A giant steps on the blowtorch while going on his way. He feels some tickling, looks under his feet, picks up a little broken metal-thingy and tosses it away. |
| We stand on the shoulder of giants but don't give them any credit... |
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| gravity realizes the impossibility of the giant's existence on earth and quickly crushes them. |
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| A bug in the Matrix deactivates gravity. Everything is floating in zero G. |
| the realization that once you pull out of the matrix you can never again be sure of what is truly "reality" makes the bug irrelevant. |
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| Nazis eradicate the ability to realise. |
| Tbe Russians destroy the Nazis |
| Boneheaded policies destroy the Russians |
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| The magic of friendship and rainbow unicorns destroys boneheaded policies |
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| Hentai King Red destroys the magic of friendship and rainbow unicorns |
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| Chastity belt leads Hentai King Red to suicide |
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| A dog thinks that the chastity belt is a chew toy and completely demolishes it. |
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| With the chastity belt gone the King's throbbing "Meat Thermometer" is left exposed, only to be picked at and eaten by vulchers hour later |
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