| Just about every other club (or at least most of them) have one of these, so why not here. After all if you plan to rule the world, then you must learn how to think like the world. Rules are simple, answer the question of the post above yours, clarifications are not required, and then post 1 of your own. Let's try and keep it rated PG-13 and below. ex: person A: gum in your hair or cancer? person B: cancer! eaten by a whale or eat a whole whale? person C: eaten by a whale! caught in a nuclear explosion or exposed to high amounts of nuclear radiation? I'll start...watch Mars of Destruction or be impaled by a Mortal Kombat pit spike? |
ziggyopolousMay 26, 2014 9:47 AM
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| Watch Mars of Destruction, because I already have :P Poke out your eyeballs and eat them or skin yourself? |
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| skin myself because I can do it over years... bitten by a tiger or bitten by a bear? |
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| Tiger, because I like it when my pussy's rough. (oh god) Death by fire or death by failed circumcision (ouch). |
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| failed circumcision because I'd be an infant and wouldn't care or I'd die on the operating table and be high on general anesthesia. Play dodge ball with Will Ferrel or Play dodge ball with the Hulk. |
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| Good point, I like your thinking. Will Ferrel, because he's awesome, and he sucks at sports so I can whoop his ass. Planetary annihilation or World Peace? |
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| Planetary annihilation...you never said it had to be earth! ;-) screw you mars (of destruction)! Die from obesity influenced heart failure or die from a no medical condition related heart failure? |
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| Death from no medical condition heart failure because then it would mean I was completely healthy before then. Death by suffocation caused by being buried under a thousand cats or death by suffocation caused by being buried under a thousand rabbits? |
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| Death by cats because they'll just sit their idly whereas the rabbits will be going crazy making for a much more painful death... eat a pound of lead (Pb) or eat a pound of vegemite? |
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| Eat a pound of vegemite. At least I don't have to eat it in one sitting. Talk in a valley girl accent all day long, or stand outside the front entrance of a pet store wearing a penguin suit for an hour? |
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| Talk like a valley girl since I do it all the time to make fun of my friends anyways watch every anime you've ever wanted to, and only live for 5 more years, OR never watch another second of anime, but live a long, successful, fulfilling (without anime of course) life? |
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| Live a fulfilling life: For me, anime is more or less a filler, a pick me up, and gives me something to do when I'm bored out my nut. Steve Jobs or Bill Gates? |
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| Bill Gates Shipwrecked in the middle of the ocean with limited supplies or Stuck in space with limited air. |
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| shipwrecked in the middle of the ocean, because then I have more chances of survival and at the very least I can get Permanently drunk like Jack Sparrow... Ebola or Cancer? |
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| Cancer. At least it'd be less painful. Eating a dog alive or eating a cat alive? |
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| Eat a dog alive...the meat would probably be tougher and less fat. lose your sight or lose your hearing? |
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| wow...I guess I'll go with door number 1...rule the world or not, I don;t think I can knowingly kill infants. face off, hand-to-"hand", against a Great White shark (in water) OR a Grizzly Bear (on land)? |
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| A grizzly bear since I can always run away. Be gobbled by a dragon or devoured by a lion? |
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| Be gobbled by dragon. I'd rather die in dragon's digestive juices than torn apart (assuming I get swallowed in one part) Hmm, be given Death Note(you have to use it at least once) or gain complete knowledge of universe and being deleted from universe in 10 years. |
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| Be able to read other people's minds and control them, because I don't want to rely on some temperamental god A lifetime supply of Doritos or a lifetime supply of Lays? |
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| Doritos, because I won't be eating either one so it might as well be the first... saw your own leg off (at the femur) OR don't saw it off and get pulled into a pit of white Phosphorus? |
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| A ton of lead, because the area won't be as dispersed so the inevitable death will be faster. Death by drinking arsenic or death by alcohol poisoning? |
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| Ocean full of sharks! Sharks have a very sensitive nerve patch at the tip of their body, one good punch and they'll all run scared. have a heart attack after the most amazing sex of your life or never have sex (retroactive) and live a long life? |
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| Never have sex and live a long life because who needs sex anyway. Drown in the ocean or drown in your bathtub? |
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| wow...I'll be honest, I had to do some research before answering this. But if what I think I know is true, I'll go with the diverted beam. Die a quick and painless death young or die of old age. |
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| Death by cleaver because that's an awesome way to die! Live in a Higurashi no Naku koro ni type anime or live a normal life? |
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| I live on Earth, at least for now >:D Go to Mars and never come back, or stay on Earth and live out a boring life? |
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| Mars! So I can finally rid the world of the curse. Lose a kidney or lose your legs? |
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| Door number two sounds like one hell of a night. Get stabbed in the gut (stab and twist) or take an arrow to the knee? |
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| Since I'm probably going to die anyway, I might as well die faster by being stabbed with a knife (through the heart preferably). Stand in front of the Empire State Building and be hit by a penny dropped from the very top, or a book from the middle? |
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| Nutella between two smores for life, because YOLO Nutella without two smores for life, or two smores without nutella for life |
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| two smores for life because screw nutella You have the ability to bend people to your will. Do you do so with mind control with not actual control of their body or simply controlling their body while their mind stays their own? |
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| buy and eat a candy bar in public because I'll never be ok with cannibalism after what I've heard... Fight in Afghanistan for 12 years and work as a clerk at a gas station then meet (and marry) the love of your life or work a steady, well paying job as an engineer for Intel but never have a good partner? |
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| Work as an engineer because love is overrated If you work as a doctor and have control over life and death, would you save everyone or let those who you know to be bad people to their deaths? |
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| Save everyone, because there's a reason for the Hippocratic Oath and because some of the coolest and nicest people I know used to lead terrible lives. You find your child's/parent's murderer, who has been acquitted, in a dark alley. You have Justice Robert on the line. Do you leave him be and appeal his case or take him out right there knowing that you may or may not get away with it. |
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| Pie, because I love pie! watch all of Bleach in one sitting (bathroom and food breaks included) or nearly drown (need CPR), get saved and nearly down again (10 times in a row)? |
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| nearly drown & get saved by a cute girl............ To beat a girl or get beaten by a girl...... Tricky question??????? |
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