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Sep 30, 2013 1:30 PM
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For those who are not familiar with this game...

Someone starts out saying "I wish ______"
and then another person must say "Granted, but _________"

So for example.
Weaboo 1: I wish I had ripped abs like Goku from DBZ.
Weaboo 2: Granted, but you have no arms.
Weaboo 1: Oh, goddamn.

Capiche?

Okay, I guess I will start off.

I wish I was a billionaire.
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Oct 1, 2013 3:12 PM
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Granted, but you're spending your time reading this on a website dedicated to recording the progress of a past-time that is often frowned upon in most societies in an imaginary organization of people worldwide with disorders in communication, which infers that you most likely will make a living far from the billions and that you are a T-T-T-T-TRIPLE BAKA--
Whatever I just said right now was a complete lie.
Oct 4, 2013 3:37 PM
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teddybeddybye said:
Granted, but you're spending your time reading this on a website dedicated to recording the progress of a past-time that is often frowned upon in most societies in an imaginary organization of people worldwide with disorders in communication, which infers that you most likely will make a living far from the billions and that you are a T-T-T-T-TRIPLE BAKA--


D8 No need to point out the obvious in my l-life.../sobs

But what do you wish for then, Teddy? TELL ME YOUR WISHES.
Oct 4, 2013 4:03 PM
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I wish I owned a Boeing 787 Dreamliner.
Whatever I just said right now was a complete lie.
Oct 5, 2013 10:10 PM
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You do.

And it's cute because the toy model fits in the palm of yo hands. D'awwww.

I wish I was super kawaii.
Dec 10, 2013 1:05 PM
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Granted but you're blind in one eye.

I wish I was a super smarty
"Living things are restrained by Chains: The laws of nature, the flow of time, the vessel known as your “body”, and the existence called your mind. The one chain that people can wield: WORDS.”

Dec 17, 2013 1:34 AM
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Granted. Now you are a large ass piece of candy.

I wish I was a wizerdd.
Jan 2, 2014 1:49 PM
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Granted. But your old, with old people ailments

I wish I was alive.
Jan 6, 2014 4:10 AM
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Well, at least I'm not dead. ;)

Granted. But you are vegetable with no prospects of recovery.

I wish space travel was a common privilege for everyone.
Jan 6, 2014 4:25 AM
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Granted, but since it is a common privilege for everyone , the death rate of space travellers is TREMENDOUS, decreasing humanity's population, due a large amount of idiots and dreamers.

I wish for some snacks right now.
Jan 8, 2014 2:58 AM

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Good, I'd say. Human population is ridiculous right now. We need something to help control it.

Granted, got all your snacks on the floor. Regurgitated. Can't even tell what's what. ENJOY.

I wish I had the great power of deduction. Like Sherlock Holmes.
Sep 21, 2014 5:47 PM

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kawaiipapa said:
Good, I'd say. Human population is ridiculous right now. We need something to help control it.

Granted, got all your snacks on the floor. Regurgitated. Can't even tell what's what. ENJOY.

I wish I had the great power of deduction. Like Sherlock Holmes.

Granted but you lost half of your I.Q.
I wish I had an endless supply of pocky.
Sep 21, 2014 6:31 PM

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heartofsouls11 said:
kawaiipapa said:
Good, I'd say. Human population is ridiculous right now. We need something to help control it.

Granted, got all your snacks on the floor. Regurgitated. Can't even tell what's what. ENJOY.

I wish I had the great power of deduction. Like Sherlock Holmes.

Granted but you lost half of your I.Q.
I wish I had an endless supply of pocky.


Granted but pocky sucks, checkmate

I wish I were a bird
Whatever I just said right now was a complete lie.
Sep 21, 2014 7:38 PM

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Granted but your trapped in a cage and squawk for help. Check and mate.
I wish I has Sebastian in my house kissing me.
Sep 21, 2014 9:43 PM

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heartofsouls11 said:
Granted but your trapped in a cage and squawk for help. Check and mate.
I wish I has Sebastian in my house kissing me.


Are you sure
Whatever I just said right now was a complete lie.
Sep 22, 2014 6:03 AM

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Yes now grant it!
Oct 31, 2014 3:35 AM

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Granted, but Sebastian has no lips anymore. D:

I wish I could afford everything I wanted.
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