| First: Get a pencil Second: Get another pencil Third: Get a pen Fourth: Use the pen to write on the pencil the following, and it must be exact: HAIL THE LORD OF THE LULZ BLIND IN ALL HIS GLORY, AMEN Fifth: Take said pencil and use it to write the following on the other pencil: HAIL THE LORD OF RANDOMNESS CLOUD IN ALL HIS GLORY, AMEN Sixth: Take a piece of paper and fold it in half lengthwise Seventh: Fold the paper again, this time in the opposite direction Eighth: Repeat steps six and seven until you cannot anymore Ninth: Take the paper that you just folded and rip it up into tiny pieces, using the folds as guidelines Tenth: Color each piece with the pencils, using the first pencil for any piece that has a width greater than the width of your eraser, and the second for any that are less wide Eleventh: Use the pieces to create a complex trigonometric problem to explain the origin of the Universe and that stumps even the most ingenious Twelfth: Solve the problem only to discover the result is Undefined, YOU JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO Thirteenth: Universe ends Fourteenth: Universe is reincarnated as an electron in a purple blade of grass in another Universe Fifteenth: Via a time machine, philosophers from the old world have survived; they rebuild society Sixteenth: The philosophers ponder what went wrong with the last world and why it failed Seventeenth: Stump the old world philosophers with a deep and insightful question that makes them all reconsider their folly Eighteenth: Attempt to find the answer to life's most powerful questions Nineteenth: Go mad when you realize that you have just wasted your life wondering about life just like the philosophers you so long ago murdered in a bloody slaughter... oh wait I forgot to mention that one... Twenty: Kill yourself with a combination of an oven, shotgun, and very tall building, and go out in a bang Twenty-first: Be Reincarnated as a cow Twenty-Second: Get shot, cooked, and eaten at a banquet Twenty-third: Be reincarnated as a human in the present world Twenty-fourth: Go through a horrible pain filled life Twenty-Fifth: Through a series of events you get an army of evil minions Twenty-Sixth Use them to take over the world THUS ENDS YOUR 34501 YEAR QUEST TO BE THE RULER OF THE WORLD! |
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| hmm... why didn't it start from 25? lol at first from the first 5 steps I thought it was gonna do something with Death note lol! XD my version of become ruler of the world.... just follow me and youll see :P |
I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god  |
Neostus said: hmm... why didn't it start from 25? lol at first from the first 5 steps I thought it was gonna do something with Death note lol! XD my version of become ruler of the world.... just follow me and youll see :P NUUU! this method is FLAWLESS!!! |
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| did u think that yourself lol? and its easier to create my own world no? they sell fresh worlds on ebay o.O |
lippu said: did u think that yourself lol? and its easier to create my own world no? they sell fresh worlds on ebay o.O I made it with magic called copy pasta + a bit of editing! xD |
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| Well i already said it was copy pasta lol. Read the post before yours. |
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| lippu is right shadowken9 said: + a bit of editing! xD no wonder :P :P |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
| omfg! shadow actually read a book!???? then end is near! |
| Nah, the only book i ever read was the suzumiya haruhi novels xD and that was online. I copied it from a forum xD. |
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| leecher! at least we're gonna live another day! xD |
| Not like anyone in this forum actually cares xD |
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| xD |
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