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Nov 4, 2008 2:23 AM
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Those who are enlisted in the Defence Division, this is your lobby!
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Nov 4, 2008 4:04 PM
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Since one one else is here I will act as the head of this devision.
For now.

Rember our job is to protect the lolis.
Leave extermination to the assult force.
We can repel things but major asullts of Pedobears require the assult forces help.
Our first job is tho protect the lolis.
Stalling for time so help can arive is an acceptable tatic.
As long as no lolis are harmed while you stall.

That said do not heastate to destroy any bears that get in your way.
Some times the best defense is a good offense.
Maho-shonenNov 5, 2008 10:35 AM

Nov 5, 2008 3:33 AM
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Well said~
carry on Maho-shonen....
spring_onionsNov 15, 2008 8:34 PM
Nov 15, 2008 11:32 AM
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Welcome to the APF Defence Division. We are dedicated entirely to the defence of our precious lolis from the pedobear menace. When not under attack by the pedobear menace, we provide security detail for the lolis, both covert and overt. When under direct threat from pedobears, we provide a direct defensive line for the lolis under our protection. No ground will will be given to the pedobear. There will be no surrender given to the pedobears and no surrender taken from the pedobear.

The only good pedobear is a dead pedobear, and it is our duty to make sure that the pedobear menace never gets within hearing range of one of our adorable lolis' "Nipah~" calls.
Nov 15, 2008 11:58 AM
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Wow the new leader is strict.

Whatever.
As long as I am not the only one in this place, then the job is easyer.

Nov 15, 2008 11:59 AM
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Strictness is the first step towards professionalism. Professionalism is the first step towards victory. Victory is all that matters.
Nov 15, 2008 12:31 PM
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I don't mind stcict.

As long as there is an effecient comander I am sure I can be deployed to maxim effect. Which rases effecency as well.

Nov 30, 2008 7:33 PM
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For all new defence division recruits: Feel free to report for duty. Also make sure your kit is in order and your boots polished. We have to look good since the first and last thing the pedobears will see if they attack our forward bases is us.
Dec 1, 2008 7:21 PM
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I have pledged my services to your cause, and will serve under your command as long as these abominations remain a threat to the lolis in our care. I will ensure that the last thing the foul bears see is the end of my blade before it delivers them from their wretched existence. My equipment shall remain battle-ready at all times in preparation for possible onslaughts of our vile foes.
ZanberDec 4, 2008 5:03 PM
Dec 2, 2008 8:11 PM

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Why do I feel insobordination comeing on?

* starts to polish boots*

Dec 3, 2008 12:18 AM

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Insubordination? *unholsters her revolver and holds it out whoever wants to take the coming offer* Anybody want to have target practice on him? Extra rations and a medal to whoever lands a solid hit.
Dec 3, 2008 12:53 AM

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* continues to polish boots*

What?
Mind makeing that more clear?
I Understood someting about food.
Seriously I am not being insubordenit now I really don't get it.
Maho-shonenDec 3, 2008 12:57 AM

Dec 4, 2008 4:33 AM

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Alindul said:
I have pledged my services to your cause, and will serve under your command as long as these abominations remain a treat to the lolis in our care. I will ensure that the last thing the foul bears see is the end of my blade before it delivers them from their wretched existence. My equipment shall remain battle-ready at all times in preparation for possible onslaughts of our vile foes.


Treat?!?! dont u mean "threat"?
Dec 5, 2008 12:53 AM

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Aquatos said:
Treat?!?! dont u mean "threat"?


Whoa there typo Nazi, before you go correcting others perhaps typos to which were easy to decipher without correction, you should take the following into consideration about your sentence:

"D" in the word "don't" should be capitalised since it is at the beginning of a sentence. You're also missing the apostrophe which is important since the word "don't" is a contraction of "do not" or "does not" and thus requires it in order to form the word. Otherwise it doesn't mean anything at all and that is just silly. "U" is a letter, not a word. Perhaps you meant "you"?

With that little mess cleaned up, if you don't have anything beneficial to contribute to the defence division... *points to the exit* Assault is four doors down and to the left, solider.
Dec 5, 2008 4:30 AM

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nah im just sayin its a bit funny... (he said something contradicting the actual meaning)... and im too lazy to cap or use proper punctuation stuffs ^_^
Dec 6, 2008 5:34 PM

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Um..comander?
Do we have to stick to standerd stuff in our kits?
Because it is a bit lacking for sometings I find useful.

Dec 7, 2008 12:54 AM

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Maho-shonen said:
Um..comander?
Do we have to stick to standerd stuff in our kits?
Because it is a bit lacking for sometings I find useful.


Such as.......
Dec 7, 2008 1:02 AM

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Well to be blunt magic suplies.
Just a few things would be helpful with out adding much weight.
Under two pounds I am sure.
And even if you don't belive in magic, the fact that I do it might incresse my moral to have them regaurdless of wheter they work or not.

Dec 7, 2008 2:28 AM

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*sigh* Sure, go for it.
Dec 7, 2008 2:31 AM

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Thank you commander.

*salutes*

Feb 7, 2009 10:07 AM

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The emperor's and the leader's battleships(warships and battletanks for the Fremens) are all here.Everyone in the Imperial and Fremen Sietch will defend the lolies at all cost,and should we get into the worst situation,our sacrifice will not be forgotten anytime by anyone who witnesses us.

Set sails,buds,for we shall fire our beautiful 400mm plasma cannons from behind toward the pedobears!!
Mar 22, 2009 12:03 PM

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The entire club as well as our division seems to have grown a tad inactive, and if we were to come under attack I would prefer we would be completely prepared. In the meantime I would propose we drill our division because we will be the first to feel the brunt of an attack when it occurs.
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