| There will be no winner. Everything dies. 'dis said me, nozetsu, also known as the every animal's natural enemy xD. |
| 3x hurt ocelot. |
sakuko said: 3x hurt ocelot. |
| And now comes the end of the world, 1x Revitalize Ocelot 2x Impale the Platypodes! ~Current Status~ Ocelot - 19 Platypus - 23 Creatures that have fallen victim to the madness: Peacock, Sea Otter, Buzzard, Manatee, Panda |
masterhooplaNov 30, 2008 3:06 PM
"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear" ~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~ |
| 23 max? |
masterhoopla said: 2x Impale the Platypodes! you sir can't even imagine how much of hell of pain and suffering you just called on yourself. |
| Ah, my bad, forgot to delete the 'Max'. Anyways, the apocalypse is coming, along with the great feast of extinct creatures! Anyone who wants Platypus Feet for dessert should act now! |
| "Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear" ~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~ |
| You sir, are shooting your own feet. I hope you are aware of that. |
| At least my feet aren't flat like a platypus >.> Although being able to eject venom might be interesting... |
| "Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear" ~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~ |
| I'd prefer an armistice, as the Platypus Empire is a friendly empire, but I leave this to the other faction to follow through with. |
| If the flow of blood can be stemmed, then perhaps the Apocalypse can be avoided. Anyways, Platypus or Ocelot, it's a win-win situation. We either get to feast on Platypus feet or Ocelot brains. |
| "Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear" ~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~ |
| *presents pre-signed peace treaty document* The decision, Order of the Ocelot Tamers, is yours. We, the soldiers of the Platypus Empire, require only your signature and all combat operations will cease on the Animal Front. |
| *Over the years the Headmaster had seen too much pain and suffering. And now, with the possibility of ending it all presented before him, he could only graciously sign the peace treaty. Suddenly, tears of joy began to fall from his eyes. The deaths of his fallen brethren had not been in vain, for they had brought him to this end. Here now marks a new era of peace and prosperity for Ocelots and Platypi alike. And so did the two mighty creatures ride, side by side on the backs of the fallen Manatees and accompanied by the other fallen creatures, into the setting sun.* Epilogue: Many years of peace and prosperity followed thereafter. The Animal Kingdom began to rebuild after its long and bloody civil war. The feud for power had ended along with the misery and suffering. Now the animals could stand together once more and rebuild all that was lost. All eyes were now turned to a brilliant new Dawn and the ushering in of a new era. At last, peace had been brought to the land. And so ends this story, at 11:59 pm GMT, on the final day of the war, November 30th 2008. All the world can now turn to greater endeavors and take pride in a new future, for all animals. |
masterhooplaNov 30, 2008 5:57 PM
| "Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear" ~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~ |
| I'm still here and there are still animals to kill! 1x hurt Ocelot 2x hurt Platypus They're both going down .. |
| Blessings of the Great Lens Flare upon you. *With the paper signed and peace secured, the diplomats of the Holy Platypus Empire bowed respectfully to the Ocelot Order and left as quickly as they came. On the Animal Front, the guns fell silent to the news and the soldiers of the Platypus Legion lowered their banners and left the trenches to return home to their dens. Statues to the heroes were planned, reconstruction set in motion and celebrations in the cities commenced at the news of victory over the other animals and peace with the Ocelots.* |
nozetsu said: I'm still here and there are still animals to kill! 1x hurt Ocelot 2x hurt Platypus They're both going down .. I propose we add a health meter to nozetsu and take him down. |
| Haha, I just knew Nozetsu would end up posting afterwords. He wouldn't allow any animals to escape his stew. masterhoopla said: Welcome to Ruru Rabu's very own Hurt and Heal! The rules are simply. You have 3 points per day which can be used to either Hurt or Heal a vicious animal. We'll go by GMT to keep things straight. -This post was written at 8:22 a.m. GMT- All creatures start at 15 health at the beginning of the round, can reach a maximum of 25 health, and die when they reach 0 health. Sound simple? No go out and kill! ~Current Status~ Ocelot - 15 Platypus - 15 Manatee - 15 Panda - 15 Buzzard - 15 Peacock - 15 Sea Otter - 15 Nozetsu the Rebel - 15 Oh look! Nozetsu was on the list from the start ^_>^ 3x pillage Nozetsu's Food Fortress |
| "Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear" ~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~ |
masterhoopla said: Oh look! Nozetsu was on the list from the start ^_>^ 3x pillage Nozetsu's Food Fortress *Platypus medics rush onto the field* 2x heal Ocelot 1x heal Platypus (We have more health than you, so we threw a few extra medics your way. *salute*) |
| I'm under attack, isl there anyone willing to save me? (I don't heal, even myself xD) Btw, thet name you gave me .. Code Grill - Nozetsu of the Rebellion xD. |
CCs_NO0_Fanboy said: 2x heal nozetsu 1xheal ocelot manlove heal? i don't want to imagine it O.o oh wait it's what you call 'friendly rape heal' ? |
kielus said: oh wait it's what you call 'friendly rape heal' ? Some sexual healing it would seem. |
| ~Current Status~ Ocelot - 21 Platypus - 22 Hangyaku no Nozetsu - 14 List of the Fallen: Peacock, Sea Otter, Buzzard, Manatee, Panda nozetsu said: I'm under attack, isl there anyone willing to save me? (I don't heal, even myself xD) Btw, thet name you gave me .. Code Grill - Nozetsu of the Rebellion xD. O.O That's the way a true man should go down, not even sparing effort for his own well-being! *gives Nozetsu a congratulatory nod and then proceeds pillaging the fortress* Ok so Nozetsu receives the Grill from Fanny and utilizes it in his plans to conquer the Animal Kingdom. This could be the greatest epic of the season. |
| "Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear" ~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~ |
| 3x hurt Nozetsu. O u O |
| Oh, I'm hurt, Ruru ;(! |
nozetsu said: Nuuu! This is out of love. Unless you want to be considered a wild animal...Oh, I'm hurt, Ruru ;(! |
| King of Wild Animals, Hangyaku no Nozetsu! It's as interesting as it is blasphemous. |
| "Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear" ~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~ |
| Nah, I'm an animal hater from the shadowland, enemy of all wildlife xD. Or life. As a whole. |
| funny, cause you get quite picky on food actually ;p |
| Yeah, I just like to kill, others eat :D. I almost eat no meat, apart from you-know-what xD (which is my favourite :D!). |
nozetsu said: I almost eat no meat, apart from you-know-what xD I didn't know you liked penis so much... interesting. |
sakuko said: nozetsu said: I almost eat no meat, apart from you-know-what xD I didn't know you liked penis so much... interesting. pure pwnage O.o;;; |
| No offence noz, but: 1. 17 questions and 20 sec to answer. GO! 2. for this you'll get no moar Chivas eat that! >_< |
sakuko said: LMAOOOO. I was thinking the same thing.nozetsu said: I almost eat no meat, apart from you-know-what xD I didn't know you liked penis so much... interesting. |
Tsuruya-san said: sakuko said: LMAOOOO. I was thinking the same thing.nozetsu said: I almost eat no meat, apart from you-know-what xD I didn't know you liked penis so much... interesting. RURU! YOU GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND! PERVY > m < |
kielus said: How did that NOT sound perverted?! DX Plus, sakuko said it first. > w >Tsuruya-san said: sakuko said: LMAOOOO. I was thinking the same thing.nozetsu said: I almost eat no meat, apart from you-know-what xD I didn't know you liked penis so much... interesting. RURU! YOU GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND! PERVY > m < |
| this time don't forget to name memory unit tee hee~ |
| Why do I always get into me vs the world situations -.- What I meant were "chicken fillets"? (lungs? breasts? dunno how to translate that -.-). Oh, and an inside joke, I like 'em flat ;P. |
nozetsu said: Why do I always get into me vs the world situations -.- Your fault for firing shots at two empires at the same time. Didn't work for Hitler or Napoleon, why did you think it would work for you? |
| Well actually it worked out just fine for Napoleon, he just forgot to bring enough food and supplies along for the Russian invasion and the onset of the Russian winter. Introducing new Buzzard-brains biscuits! They're perfect for traveling and surviving harsh Russian winters in the middle of your world conquest campaign! |
| "Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear" ~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~ |
| You wanted peace - I didn't. And I wanted to be fair and not attack only one side, do I did both xD. I aim for total annihilation. |
masterhoopla said: Well actually it worked out just fine for Napoleon, he just forgot to bring enough food and supplies along for the Russian invasion and the onset of the Russian winter. If you ignore his constant failures against the Royal Navy and the fact that he died miserable and pathetic with nothing to his name but a broken empire that would become the laughing stock of future generations of yet again another time France lost a war... yeah, he did bloody fantastic! |
| Time for another round of hurt&hurt! 2x hurt Platypus 1xhurt Ocelot |
| 2x ragnite heal Platypus (Valkyria Chronicles fans will get what I mean) 1x old and splintered broom up the ass hurt nozetsu |
| That sounds violent and sexual, sakuko. 3x Hurt nozetsu for being a meanie animal killer |
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