| Yes you read right :P and here we go I wanna see the comments coming!! hahahaaha =D ----------------------------------- BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, cook, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. ((and may also have taken their husband's credit card)) MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. TELEPHONE Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. MENOPAUSE When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of the changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction--he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche. GOING OUT When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, chooses what to dress, finishes putting on her makeup... |
NeostusOct 13, 2008 4:13 AM
I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god  |
| You really seem to like this subject. |
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| loool ergajna? mela la int herqam al comments tijej.. here they come: ______________________________ 1. mention the items pls 2. inqajmukom mir raqda 3. skond min 4. abz 5. O.o 6. nhdu hsib il flus + mux kulhad 7. skond min 8. nihdu hsib il flus ux.. ma jigux wehidom dawk.. kolkom hela 9. jezisti msn illum 10. loool 11. skond min |
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shadowken9 said: You really seem to like this subject. yepp ^^ :P naliza -> haha ijja quite boring comments you passed - sinjal ma fhimtx ic cajta... il fatt hu li vera XD |
NeostusOct 13, 2008 8:51 AM
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
nALiZA said: loool ergajna? mela la int herqam al comments tijej.. here they come: ______________________________ 1. mention the items pls 2. inqajmukom mir raqda 3. skond min 4. abz 5. O.o 6. nhdu hsib il flus + mux kulhad 7. skond min 8. nihdu hsib il flus ux.. ma jigux wehidom dawk.. kolkom hela 9. jezisti msn illum 10. loool 11. skond min 1. 300 tip differenti ta shampoos, conditioners, treatments etc etc 2. aqra sew pls... meta tizewgu torqdu intom ax nahdmu ahna alikom... 3. kolla...? 4. omfg! andek zobb :O 5. possibli ma kontx taf? 6. huh? xandu x jaqsam ma kif tqumu? 7. jekk ma jhalsulkomx ma tiklux!!! anoresija min fejn tahseb li git ? 8. bummers! 9. ok...tamlu 3 hours chatting min flok tamlu xi haga utli al bqija tad dinja! 10. vruuuuum 11. kolla -.- jew inkela tbidlu l hin 10 darbit, dejjem timxu 30mins iktar |
| aqtawli l kurzita... ntijkom ir ragun triduni? |
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| mmmmmm jek itina ragun trid thallasna tad danni li ha tamel f hajtek fuq l irgiel.... u jin kull ma amilt adt il verita! |
nALiZA said: aqtawli l kurzita... ntijkom ir ragun triduni? ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
lippu said: mmmmmm jek itina ragun trid thallasna tad danni li ha tamel f hajtek fuq l irgiel.... u jin kull ma amilt adt il verita! loool danni? x ed tahsbuni lili a :P jin nigiled bix nhalas u mux bix ihalsuli.. bix tara.. issa jek tijek tamel ek.. ma nafx x se nejdlek ux.. sib ohra tista |
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nALiZA said: jin nigiled bix nhalas u mux bix ihalsuli.. bix tara.. ahemm.... (innocent face) edit: she gets paid for doing such stuff? :O bdw I think you're taking it too personally ^.^ :P |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
nALiZA said: lippu said: mmmmmm jek itina ragun trid thallasna tad danni li ha tamel f hajtek fuq l irgiel.... u jin kull ma amilt adt il verita! loool danni? x ed tahsbuni lili a :P jin nigiled bix nhalas u mux bix ihalsuli.. bix tara.. issa jek tijek tamel ek.. ma nafx x se nejdlek ux.. sib ohra tista le naudi mux ekk jamel dw lol u milli rajt u milli smajt....mmm naqa trouble qaluli int + il canteen qadt ma rajtek thalas lol |
lippu said: nALiZA said: lippu said: mmmmmm jek itina ragun trid thallasna tad danni li ha tamel f hajtek fuq l irgiel.... u jin kull ma amilt adt il verita! loool danni? x ed tahsbuni lili a :P jin nigiled bix nhalas u mux bix ihalsuli.. bix tara.. issa jek tijek tamel ek.. ma nafx x se nejdlek ux.. sib ohra tista le naudi mux ekk jamel dw lol u milli rajt u milli smajt....mmm naqa trouble qaluli int + il canteen qadt ma rajtek thalas lol that's because it falls on statement no. 7 |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
Neostus said: lippu said: nALiZA said: lippu said: mmmmmm jek itina ragun trid thallasna tad danni li ha tamel f hajtek fuq l irgiel.... u jin kull ma amilt adt il verita! loool danni? x ed tahsbuni lili a :P jin nigiled bix nhalas u mux bix ihalsuli.. bix tara.. issa jek tijek tamel ek.. ma nafx x se nejdlek ux.. sib ohra tista le naudi mux ekk jamel dw lol u milli rajt u milli smajt....mmm naqa trouble qaluli int + il canteen qadt ma rajtek thalas lol that's because it falls on statement no. 7 loool ehe ehe? u dan franny kin? u rajt hazin ta ax 1. nonfoq mux hazin li andi bzonn inaqas. 2. iktar canteen il kbir inkun mili emek. u jek trid il provi avzani u nigi nhalas qudimek dw :) |
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| le mux francesco lol this ninja knows many ppl xD u int fejn taf fejn narak jin eh :P u meta trid ejja hallasli ta lol |
| l aqwa lippu said: le mux francesco lol this ninja knows many ppl xD u int fejn taf fejn narak jin eh :P u meta trid ejja hallasli ta lol l aqwa li nsir naf min int :P umbad kif nkunu fiz zifna ejdli naqa min hu ta |
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| hehe u shall never find me! anyway bk on topic since it topic man vs woman man jirbhu |
lippu said: hehe u shall never find me! anyway bk on topic since it topic man vs woman man jirbhu u jin qtajt qalbi makom.. raskom ibsa wisq >.< |
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| ohhh mikkina *melsila rasa bhal doggy* *woohoo we wins naudi* |
| we always win dik bhal qattusa trid lipp...fsied biss mahniex rasna iebsa, just stating the truths and facts sew jghidu, verita twegga :P qtajt qalbek? skuza bhiex ma tammetiex |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
Neostus said: mahniex rasna iebsa, Speak for yourself xD |
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| int mux ragel hi lol ur a weird midget hater! |
| he's just a midget thats why XD |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
| I IZ ZA COOKIE!! |
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Neostus said: he's just a midget thats why XD You should see some of the "midgets" at my school. PS. w00t i made you all talk english!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!! xD |
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shadowken9 said: Neostus said: he's just a midget thats why XD You should see some of the "midgets" at my school. PS. w00t i made you all talk english!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!! xD so? posso anche parlare in italiano se vuoi ^^ |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
| u l fsid min ma jhobux nejd jin? |
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| Huet ist mien tag, huet ist mien tag!! |
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| yo hablo espanol! je parle francais! muahhha xD nALiZA said: u l fsid min ma jhobux nejd jin? che cavalo stai dicendo willis??? o.O |
lippuJan 7, 2009 11:43 AM
Neostus said: we always win dik bhal qattusa trid lipp...fsied biss |
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| AGFASDASGDSADASFSAGSFDGA I speak Spamasian xD |
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| fsied zejjed kollu dan |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
| You guys are starting to remind me of my teachers... O.o |
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| ma kontx taf li jin teacher???? jin nallem l ecdl hi :P u trid xi naqa fsid neo hi ax qijsek qed tejr xD |
lippu said: ma kontx taf li jin teacher???? jin nallem l ecdl hi :P u trid xi naqa fsid neo hi ax qijsek qed tejr xD not really, I can get it when I want to XD |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
| ermm wtf kif dhalt jn fl-istorja. No1 jn ma nahrax il flus lol. No2 jek halast lil NaliZa nahseb ax spicajt broke u halsitli tal linja rofl. No3 jn nigi naqa u nqum min dawn largumenti, apparti li kitbu huwa vr ^.^ (maskilista :P) U naf xjigifieri ax ma min namila kolox same. Apparti tal hin, u tal flus ma naqbilx djm mahha. (Aparti brokejatni :P) jkn jkn. Ifem mindaqsek tfajliet li halsuli kn em so. Imma nispcaw dejem nigildu min ha jhallas. Imbad meta jkolli l but naqa vojt najd ha nhalas jn tajdli le, najdila ml orrajt hallas int ejja (bix nigbor giehi haha) Anyways hope kulhad orajt u kalmaw naqa fdaw lafarijiet ;) P.S. Menopawsa? DAMN RIGHT ARTICLE LOL imma ma ttijomx tord ux xD |
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| necro....i hate you lol fottejt gost lofl |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
| necro, dont necro topics pls (necro = tqajimx dead threads aight lol) |
| fottejt gost ala, jn adtlek li maskilista wtf. int mux ragel sa fejn naf jn lol. u minix nqajem dead threads, kienet fuq u ftahta ux xP Still naqbel makom irgiel xP |
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Necronv8 said: fottejt gost ala, jn adtlek li maskilista wtf. int mux ragel sa fejn naf jn lol. u minix nqajem dead threads, kienet fuq u ftahta ux xP Still naqbel makom irgiel xP mela ekk aqbel!!! lol |
| I kill a man, I am an assassin; I kill millions, I am a conqueror; I kill everybody, I am a god |
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