Disclaimer: If you're a fan of that "intelligent stuffz" everyone's on about, you shouldn't really read much further.
That said, let's start speculating how the shiny new NARRRRUUTOBAYO movie will turn out to be.
The biggest questions will of course be
1) Will Naruto get the Naru-chick at the end of the movie? and
1.1) Will he be feeling her out or
1.2) Will she indirectly ask him to impregnate her or
1.3) Both?
2) Will the movie end with the mighty RASENGAN?
2.1) Will Naruto use the newly-deviced Rasen-shuriken?
2.1.1) Will it be just the regular one or
2.1.2) Will it be done with a thousand kagebunshins at the same time, dubbed VOICE BREAKING AT LATE PUBERTY RASENGAN or something equally as awesome or
2.1.3) Will Naruto be throwing Rasen-shurikens around like the cool guy he is? Despite not... well I won't be potentially spoiling anything here so that's enough of that.
2.1.3.1) Will it be dubbed something awesome like WOW-SAKURA-CHAN-IS-ACTUALLY-OF-THE-OPPOSITE-GENDER-AND-I-JUST-NOTICED-MY-MALE-URGES-BELIEVE-IT RASEN-SHURIKEN?
3) In what form will evil be represented in?
3.1) A demon created by the collective evil of mankind
3.2) sqrt(-2)Tails
3.3) Something new and exciting?
Now I don't know, I just don't have too high expectations towards it. I could bet my left nut that there will be a "Naru-girl" and she'll fall for Nawuto and the movie will end with Rasengan. The teaser showed what it showed, I suppose we'll at least be having some more of that hot Sai-action if nothing else. Oh yeah and the inheriting the Will of Fire and stuff. Well, it can't go much lower than the previous movie unless Frieza pops out at some point.
After all that I just have to question myself why on earth I'm planning to watch it and even go to the length of bashing the movie before it has even aired. I suppose I'm into masochism or something...
Anyway, my skepticism doesn't mean this topic couldn't sprout real discussion of what the movie might be about, so shoot. Unless the topic gets mysteriously deleted soon for being utterly stupid, that is ;)
Over and out~ |