This is more likely than you think. There's already a small running joke between me, Hatman and Jack about the fact that he lives in a mecha factory.
Hmm... well he'd be blue and really fast, because of his love for Sonic, but at the same time have many major bugs and problems because he is actually the robot incarnation of Sonic 06 because of his love for everything terrible.
Eventually after 39 episodes of him trying and failing to get past a certain enemy due to an infinite loss glitch, he overcomes his problem and evolves into a new super robot form! It will be bright orange, and feature a mecha-monocle and a giant top hat. His arms will be adapted into giant canes, one for melee combat and one which is a giant laser cannon.
Once again, he will continue to fight his arch nemeses until episode 48, when he will evolve into his ULTRA TRUE SUPER FORM. Which is pretty much just the robot we made him into at Minamicon last year. Armed with his skills as a butler, an infinite supply of laser-edged serving trays and a giant teapot which fires infinite streams of tea reaching up to 5 billion degrees Celsius and capable of melting suns, he will go up against the final boss...
SANIC. With the ability to bend reality into an incomprehensible and terrifying possibility and able to attack via the sheer awfulness of cacophonous music, it is a truly horrifying opponent to face.
20 episodes later, and Jack finally emerges victorious, broken and leaking tea from his very pipes, but still as alive as a mechanised construct can be. In a final show of gentlemanly sacrifice, he deals the finishing blow to his adversary and ends his own life in such a way that the shattered galaxy of humanity is restored by his holy death, reforming into its former self as the applauding members of humanity cry at how beautiful his ending moments were, emblazoned across the skies for all to see. |