| Can anyone on MAL be more random than me? We'll see! |
Johnny Hunter, Megamurican!! (Haruhi's Biggest Fan Husband Right Here!) |
| My submission: Well, one day when you become poor, and are forced to open a bread factory with giant rats as workers, then one faithful day, you drop a Nutter Butter into the bread dough, and it turns out to be ahit among customers. The Nutter Butters are cheaper than wheat, and you make million off Nutter Butter Bread. You move to a giant mansion in Missouri, but move instantly because you are surrounded by people who crack corn and do not care. Instead, you move to California, and become a huge celebrity, attending the 2013 Emmy Awards. However, the masses of huge egos displace the balance, and California plunges into the ocean, and starts floating towards Japan at a very high rate. Hawaii is destroyed along the way, making pineapple prices soar, and since it is used as an alternative fuel, many pineapplemobiles are unusable. All the cars are forced to be melted together, but a radioactive explosion causes a nearby chocolate factory to explode as well. The melted metal is covered in chocolate, and people bite into it, and break their teeth. Dentist prices skyrocket as well, and health insurance is abolished due to lack of funds. While this is happening, California crashes into Japan, putting a halt to anime and manga. Otakus everywhere are pissed, and demand free stuff from you, so you give everybody a bobblehead of Seinfeld. However, this costs you your entire fortune, and are forced to live in a box in downtown Manhattan. One day, I pass by, and drop a time machine. You go back in time, and steal the idea for Star Wars, making you millions again, but you get killed in a convention accident when a particularly hefty nerd lands on you in an attempt to give you a bear hug and get your autograph. You go to heaven, but St. Peters doesn't like your tie, so he gives you a bad room next to a soda machine that is extremely loud so you can't sleep. And one casual Fridays, you have nothing but suits, so everyone thinks you're a party pooper. You end up becoming friends with an invisible person from Peru, but after 356324 years, find out she isn't real after a long marraige. In a rage, you shake a pop can, and give it to someone whom gets sprayed. The person also gets angry, and the chain of anger continues throughout Heaven, until it reaches Jesus, who challenges you to SSB Brawl, and who ever loses leaves Heaven. You lose, and are forces to live in Canada for the rest of your life. |
| Johnny Hunter, Megamurican!! (Haruhi's Biggest Fan Husband Right Here!) |
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