| ahah time to teach! ;D Me: Nagisa.. quick come here! Nagisa: Here I am sensei ^^ Me: Today you're going to learn how to play basketball >:D Nagisa: he.. isn't that a sport.. I'm not very good at sports..^^' Me: What!? are you saying that you don't want to? :O Nagisa: Is not that I don't want to.. but.. Me: Great! :D Then! Run! Nagisa:.. hee.. what? ^^' Me: Quicky! GO! GO! GO! Nagisa: Ok! here I go sensei ^^ *1 minute later* Nagisa: I'm tired ^^' Me: What!? :O We did not even started! :O Nagisa: ^^' Me: Don't make that cute little puppy face over me! Run! Nagisa: -_-'' Me: :D Nagisa: ok T____T Me: Good girl! :D Nagisa: yeah.. *thought* I'm going to break your face after this sensei *thought* *to be continued* :O |
| awwwww hiina-sannnn you give me much more credit than i deserve TT_TT lol im excited for the romance in your teaching lesson lol Aidou:.......that.....was....epic.... Me:...hey if you have the power you use it... Aidou: ^_^ -what happened was aidous fangirls and edwards fangirls fought each other- Me: you ready for our next lesson?? Aidou:...actully im starting to like class with you so yes i am ready...i got a life protection kit ready :3 Me:.....nice.....anyways so we covered Math Science Language History and Reading.....now its time for...P.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aidou: im a vampire....my powers make me able to do PE better than a human....what can you teach me? Me: >=D Aidou:........ Me:......BALLET!!!!!!!!!! Aidou:.....X_X (note this is not my teaching lesson his is the preview lol ) |
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| *laughs hilariously* Oh God...these stories are just hilarious...I love this topic! And since I just became teacher tooo...It's teaching time!! XD ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me: Otani~ <3 Come with me! *drags Otani* Otani: Oi!! What you think you are doing!? I'm going to practise basketball! Me: Not today! Today you're gonna learn how to be a perfect boyfriend to me~KRHM I mean to Risa! ^^ Otani: This isn't Absolute Boyfriend!!!! Me: Oh come on! You really need to learn about this! Otani: And why do you think so? Me: Because....*shows Otani some screenshots from LoveCom* you're so dense with the girls! Look at these! It took forever to you to realize that Risa had fell in love with you! Otani: *blushes* Oh...that....I...I mean...*mumbling* Me: Aaaww...X3 *hugs Otani* You're so cute when you blush! Otani: *sreams* Let go of me!!! What if Risa sees this!? <_< >_> *panic* Me: *grin* Will you let me to teach? ^^ *innocent face* Otani: Yes yes yess!! Me: Alright then! At first read these! *gives Otani all the Absolute Boyfriend volumes* Otani: ...*stares* Are you serious!? This is SHOUJO MANGA!!! Me: So? :3 Otani: ....I'm doomed. TT__TT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I just completed Absolute Boyfriend so I got my inspiration from it XDD |
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| AidOU!!!!!! u ready? :3 adiou:....-sigh- you made me reherse for 5 hours...YES IM READY >_<### Me: ok -taps stick- ONE TWO A ONE TWO THREE FOUR - raises stick up - Aidou: Happy Birthday to youuuuuu Hapyy Birthday To Youuuuuuu Happy Birthday oh great and powerful lord saint queen Evie senseiiiiiiiiiiiiii Happy Birthday too you...... Me: YAY -blows out candles- Aidou:....so ummm...how old are you anyways?? Me:...-eyes turn to fire- -glare at aidou- Aidou: OK OK bad question...sheesh...... Me: -eats cake whole- Aidou: O_O................................................... |
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| Me:Kana,today is time for the second lesson! Kana:Great sensei!*whisper*Thanks for letting me skip hours*whisper* Me:Did you say something? Kana:Ah no way no way.So what are we going to learn today? Me:The classc game of checkers! Kana:*ohoho*Will I be able to beat Chiaki? Me:Kana,I doubt you will ever beat Chiaki at something.. Kana:TT-TT I thought you trusted me sensei.. Me:That wasn't what I meant!*hugs*There,there..You know I love you Kana.. Kana:EH? Me:A platonic love of course..Like..uh..friend to friend! Kana:Isn't that a friendship,not a love? Me:When did you get so smart?Anways we are going off-topic!Let's return to our checkers game.So the game is really simple.You...aren't supposed to make castles from the pieces...Kana,are you even listening?Or would you like me to return you to classes? Kana:No way sensei!I'm listening! Me:Good.So,let's start again okay?Here,you take the black pieces,i'll take the red ones. Kana:Sensei,I has question. Me:Say it already.And it better- Kana:Did you see the last episode of "Ninomiya-kun"? Me:Be related to the game.Oh well~ Yeah I saw it.I was like"...OMG even at their wedding?" Kana:Yeah yeah~ End of my second lesson ^^ Edit:My third lesson,I just wanted to post it now so I won't forget it ^^" I used a character from an other anime and some Minami-ke charies,hope it isn't a problem. Me:*knocks at the door* Haruka:Good morning sensei!So early in the morning,would you like a tea? Me:No,thank you Haruka.Could you please wake up Kana? Haruka:Sure,wait here.*Kana..Kana..Your sensei is here,wake up already* Kana:Goo..d morni..ng*falls* Me:Don't worry,a taxi is waiting outside. Haruka:Alright then,take care! Kana:Mmm..What the..WHY AM I IN A TAXI? Me:Calm down already.I took you in the morning,but you don't seem to remember.It's time for our third lesson. Kana:It's saturday..I am supposed to sleep TT-TT. Me:Dear Kana,I have the right to take you any day,at any time. Kana:WHO SAYS THAT? Me:This contract.See?"I agree to the fact that sensei has the right to take me anytime she wants." Kana:I don't remember signing this.But,that is my signature... Me:O this,Chiaki signed it for you.It was after our first lesson,I came to your house to ask you to sign this contract.But you weren't at home,so I talked with Chiaki. "Me:Uh..Is Kana here? Chiaki:No,she's at school. Me:Oh then.. Chiaki:But what do you want from her? Me:O,I wanted to ask her to sign this contract.. Chiaki:Give me that*[..]has the right to take me anytime she wants*I'll sign it for Kana.I'm sure she loves to spend time with you sensei. Me:Really?That's great Chiaki ^^" Me:That's how it was.Isn't it great we get to spend more time togheter?Maybe you can even sleep at my place once. Kana:You are supposed to be my teacher,not my best friend! Me:Can't I be both?You are such a meanie Kana TT-TT Anways we are here.Come. Kana:So what am I supposed to learn today? Me:To fly. Kana:What?Wait ,wait..What doe sthe contract say you will have to do in case I get killed during your crazy experiments? Me:Hmm..It says I will have to treat Chiaki and Haruka to an expensive meal. Kana:Oh.Wait why are we going on the roof of this building? Me:You will see.Anways here we are.Ready Kana? Kana:Uh..Sure. Me:Are you ready too? Kana:Didn't I say I was ready? Me:Jump! Kana:Eh? Me:JUMP! Kana:What are you saying? Me:*pushes*Just jump of the building! Kana:Sensei!!!*falling* Nausicaa:Got you. Kana:Wait who are you?Let me go you stranger!! Nausicaa:Stop moving or I will let you fall! Me:Thanks a lot Nausicaa!So did you enjoy the ride Kana? Kana:Sensei.... Me:Y..es Kana? Kana:Sensei.. Me:Y..es? Kana:THAT WAS THE MOST THRILLING EXPERIENCE IN MY WHOLE LIFE!I LOVED IT!*whispers*But isn't Nausicaa supposed to be like..40 years old? Me:Just ignore that fact.Are you ready for a new ride? Kana:Wha- ?Look sensei,I really enjoyed the ride,but I think it was enough. Me:Kana,come on... Kana:No way sensei!A no is a no!I'm going back home.Hmph! Me:Okay then.Should I come with yo- Kana watch out!*random object hits Kana's head* Kana:Owie...That hurt..Whaaa*falls* Me:KANA!Nausicaa please.. Nausicaa:Got it. Me:Wait. Nausicaa:Eh? Me:Look.Seems Fujioka,her classmate,caught her.Isn't that sweet? Nausicaa:Aww..Just like Castle in the Sky .. Me:Of course until she says something stupid.Anyways Nausicaa,would you give me ride? Nausicaa:What did I become a taxi? Me:Aww come on,i'll treat you with something tasty at the restaurant near me.. Nausicaa:Hop on! Me:That's the spirit! End of my third lesson.Guess Kana didn't learn how to fly after all ^^" |
Yousei-tanAug 2, 2008 12:11 PM
| Lesson Number 0 Me: Welcome to your new classroom, Kaname-kun. Isn't it spacious? Kaname *sits down in a fancy leather seat and looks around*: I see I'm very early. Where exactly is everyone else? Me: 'Everyone else'? Now who else did you expect would be coming? Kaname: ...So anyway, what kind of lesson is this? Me: Today, I'll be teaching you the virtues of patience. Kaname: ... Me: You must understand your sensei's predicament. You see, I am going to watch more episodes of Vampire Knight in order to understand exactly what kinds of lessons you need. Until then, I'll be teaching you how to patiently wait for your real lessons. Kaname: Trust me, I am a very patient student. Me: Oh, in that case I guess you are dismissed for today! Kaname: ...Then excuse me Me: Your fangirls are waiting. Kaname: *glares* Me: Ahem. I apologize! Sorry, Kaname, for this come-and-go lesson! But don't worry, there'll be more, lol! |
puedjiesAug 1, 2008 4:41 PM
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| -cough - -cough- Aidou: ok WHY are we crawling through an air vent again?? Me: you wanted to see kaname's personal life correct? Aidou:...............YOU MAKE ME SOUND SO EVIL Me:...we all cant be perfect hun..... Aidou: where does this lead any way...and how does this relate to kaname?? Me: ive been stalking puedjies recently... Aidou:??? you say that like stalking is a normal thing Me:...its more of a hobby -crawls with Aidou in the air vent for 2 min- Me: AHA i think where here -looks down and sees room- now we wait.. Aidou:.....is this even legal?? Me:....O_O -gasp- Aidou its not like were barging in on a one on one session unwelcome and spying on their every move for our own entertainment!!!!!!.....were.....crawiling through vents for fitness...and just happen to gaze innocently down on a classroom below us...=3 Aidou:...and how do you explain the black ninja suits and ski masks with a 20 ft rope? Me: easy hun...were also studying politics :) |
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| Sooo... I already have a student so I can teach him some usefull things :3 Me: Kyouya-kun! We start your private lessons today! =3 Kyouya: *stare at me* I don't think you could teach me something usefull. Me: =='' You're to mean you know? >.> But, anyway! ^.^ I'll teach you how to be nice *grin* Kyouya: Are you sugested that I'm not nice? *glare* Me: Actually you're cold, emotionless, and very, VERY mean. Even for your friends. Kyouya: So what bad with this? Me: =='' I don't think you understand. Listen carefully and if you want you can write it in your notebook ^^ Kyouya: Ok. Eventuallly you're teacher. Me: Yes! And now, listen. Often people want to talk to someone who are nice, sweet and smiling ^~^ Kyouya: I'm not Honey-sempai, you know? *glare* Me: =='' Ok, times up. I give up for today >.> But I'll back x3 *disappear in smoke* Kyouya: God save me, please >.> |
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YoYosalzi said: I used a character from an other anime and some Minami-ke charies,hope it isn't a problem. Please read the rules about that one. :P |
Hiina-tan said: YoYosalzi said: I used a character from an other anime and some Minami-ke charies,hope it isn't a problem. Please read the rules about that one. :P Hm so tell me if I got it right.I can't use a character that isn't a student right? |
Yousei-tanAug 3, 2008 4:46 AM
| Yosh! Though it's not finished I'm going to write out my next lesson. I'll think about the end while writing. This is a looooong lesson. That's why I put it under a spoiler-button. Oh, btw, fantasy-chan! I think I copied your style a bit. :S Hmm... but this one has a bit of romance in it. XD Enjoy! Oops! I thinks that was a bit too long! *tee hee* ^/////^ Myaa.. but I was busy with it for a long time! So, I hope this isn't too much at once. But eh.... I didn't teach him anything again! >O Hmm.... What to do with the next lesson? I didn't promise anything.. Ah! I know! >8D Please read the next one, it'll become a fun one! |
HiinaAug 4, 2008 1:59 PM
YoYosalzi said: Hm so tell me if I got it right.I can't use a character that isn't a student right? The other teacher has to agree with you using his/her character. Of course only for a few lines. If the character you want to use isn't a student, you can't use him/her. (that doesn't apply to family-members) |
Hiina-tan said: YoYosalzi said: Hm so tell me if I got it right.I can't use a character that isn't a student right? The other teacher has to agree with you using his/her character. Of course only for a few lines. If the character you want to use isn't a student, you can't use him/her. (that doesn't apply to family-members) Ah I see^^ Thanks for explaining ^^ |
| eeeeeee Hinna-channnnnn your lesson was adorableeeeeee :3 xD good enough to a point where it would make a great episode in fruits basket ^_^ hehe also.....kaname's teacher.....you dont mind my post do you.....>_>......i just read your lesson and had the sudden urge to write lol.. hmmm im still working on how on this earth i am ever going to get aidou to do Ballet.....>_>...its hard...but a worthy challenge....then all add a few lessons in all at once...hehe when im done teaching him.....and then once i finish each subject....EXAM TIME!!!! hahahahehehehehohohohohHAHAHAHA BWahAhAHAhAHAhAHA |
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| I. Yukari comes barging in the room. "When will you start teaching me?" she shouted. Spring is startled as he was reading the volume six of Spice and Wolf's manga. "Darn it senpai! You're reading manga instead of teaching me!" Yukari shouted as her brows are about to meet one another. She grabs something on her back. "I'm gonna perform some crazy magic on you if we don't start right now!" she said while pointing her wand to Spring. "Ok! Ok! I got it! I was just merely taking a little break...." he said. "Very well, what would you like me to teach you?" he added. Yukari pauses for a moment, scratching her mind on what would she like to know. In her mind, there are three things that she'd like to know more. Cooking is on the top of her list, but she's as curious as a mouse when it comes to video games, and anime. "Well, can't you think of anything? How about cooking?" Spring spouted. "Ummmm.....I'd like to know about cooking. I'd love to cook for someone," she blushingly says. "But ever since i saw an anime and played the game of it, I am dying to know more about it..." she added. Spring brings up his bag, and started to put out things. "Ah! Here it is!" he said. Yukari looks with question marks popping in her mind. "What is that sensei? A DVD?" she asked. "Yes! It's a DVD of a PS2 game," Spring proudly says. Still wondering, Yukari then asked, "What are we gonna do with that? Play?" "Of course! Let's play while I teach you more about this game," Spring answered. end of part I, hehe... i'm gonna continue later.... |
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