Favorite SGT. Frog quotes

Jun 10, 2010 8:00 PM

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So lay it on me! What are your favorite SGT. Frog quotes and from what episodes and why? I'll start with mine.

- Keroro (episode 5): "Good day. I'm of your species. Don't close your shop! I will now buy something so expensive, it will make going out of business impossible! Here take all of my hard-earned money bills!"

First of all, the type of suit Keroro was wearing with the short-shorts and the funny glasses made me not take him seriously. Second, I love the way Todd Haberkorn said "hard-earned money bills." It also made me remember how someone from the SGT Frog panel at this past Anime central convention complimented Todd by telling him how much he liked voicing Keroro to make him sound less like an anime character and more like an iconic cartoon character.

- Keroro (episode 10): Stupid f***ing Kululu?

I... just didn't hearing that coming AT ALL! And when Sgt Frog failed to activate the bomb after a couple of times felt like icing on the cake for me.

Jun 11, 2010 12:32 AM

Kapenguin

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Sep 2009

LOL, I love the "stupid f*cking Kululu" quote. Came out of nowhere, and I laughed so hard when he said it.

- Keroro (episode 39): "I once collected instruction books for every NES game. I had Rygar in mint condition. I had so many that my shelves were full, and I missed out on newer ones! I still don't know how to play Metroid Prime 3."

To hear Keroro reference my favorite game series of all time just had me in stitches. I was laughing so hard. XD

- Narrator (episode 28): "One minute later...." (caption saying "one minute later" rolls by) "Ha! Beat you!"

Quotes like this is the main reason why the Narrator is my favorite character on the show. I love when he gets angry at other characters or just makes sarcastic remarks, which is pretty much all the time.

Jun 22, 2010 8:32 AM

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- Momoka (Episode 2): I'll torture you until you go crazy like me!

I love how she shamelessly acknowledges how batshit crazy she can get as she tosses volleyballs at a tied up Tamama

- Natsumi (Episode 5): He's like a dog! You don't give them money, you pat them on the head, give them food you drop, and tell them they're going on a "fun car ride" when you get them neutered!

This line really cracked me up considering how accurate that is to raising a dog, more notably using the car ride as a ploy to getting the dog fixed.

- Momoka (Episode 6): Come on Paul, scare us! Scare us until we have babies!

I died during this line because it really borders between the innocent goal of getting close to Fuyuki through fright and the creepyness of Momoka really hoping that he'll will get in her pants eventually. I also love how you can tell she's acting when she latches on his arm and says "Fuyuki, I'm so scared!" in mock-terrified voice, yet Fuyuki remains oblivious about everything

- Aki (Episode 1): He's perfect! I can model the next comic book character in my magazine after him! It's easier than being original!

I just love how blunt she is about not wanting to put in the effort into thinking of new ideas when it's her job to think of new ideas.

ChapsTheDuderJun 22, 2010 8:42 AM

Have yourself some Chocolate Syrupy Waffles

Jul 15, 2010 11:18 PM

Kapenguin

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- Giroro (episode 12): *pointing a gun at Kululu* You should know by now that I only laugh at pain. And it's about to get real funny!

Giroro makes the funniest tough-guy one-liners ever. XD

- Computer (episode 30): Emergency. Emergency. A threat is emerging, see?

I don't even know why this stuck out to me so much. But when I first heard it, I couldn't stop repeating it to myself. It's kinda like the "butthole pee-pee" song from Shin-chan; even though it's just a tiny part, it really sticks out into your mind.

Apr 13, 2012 12:24 AM

AmericaIsHero

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Apr 2012

Frogs of the Bermuda Triangle
Keroro: Let's all shrink ourselves down and play in the toaster!
Tamama: Okay, but I get to be the one to shout (can't remember).

Even imcomplete, Tamama and Keroro both demonstrate insane stupidity, not only for wanting to play in the toaster, but suggesting that they had already... XD

Feb 21, 2013 8:08 AM

SuperKeroro88

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Feb 2013

There are so many to choose from, but here are the ones that first come to mind:

In "The Hinatas Ring in a New Year" Giroro calls Keroro a tool.
He replies: : " I am not a tool I'm a dustmop, literally!"
I laughed so hard for some reason. Earlier in the episode, Keroro says his last name was dustmop, so it was pretty funny.

Next one is from the episode "The space frog who stole Christmas". (It's wierd because these two are in the same episode.) So basically, Keroro first hears about Santa Claus, and he thinks he is a threat so he plans to kill him.

He says: "I'll have to murder this Santa Claus. Or tickle him whichever's easier. But once I tickled a space slug and the son of a frog slimed all over my pants"

Later on, Keroro delivers presents to poor homes (He's in a Santa Claus suit) and at this one house the kids say "I hope it's legos again."

Then Keroro says: "Just don't leave them on the floor. I stepped on a lego once and ended up in the hospital. But it might also be because of the space slug sliming my pants, anyway Merry Christmas"

This was so freaking funny. There are so many more I can list, but it would be 20x longer than this. :)

Apr 12, 2013 5:42 PM

Powerstars

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Mar 2013

Can't remember what episode, but...

Keroro: "Has anyone seen my combat afro?"

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