Garfield conspiracy theory [CLASSIFIED]

Oct 19, 2019 2:30 AM

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The following information is top secret. Proceed at own risk.

Contrary to what the government are telling us, I believe that Garfield is not actually a cat, but a genetically modified human with the genes of a cat. He was created for the purpose of making a super human that looked just like other humans but with the instincts and agility of a cat. The experiment failed and went backwards, so the cat's genes prevailed over the human genes and created Garfield. Nermal was created in the same experiment as Garfield and also failed at keeping his humanity, but was more successful and obtained higher intelligence and looks, making him a favourite of the government. The government scrapped Garfield because of how imperfect he was compared to Nermal, causing him to develop an inferiority complex and resort to eating as an escape from depression. The government one day developed a space program which they called the Nermal Space Program, where they sent Nermal to space to secure Mars for humans to live on. Little did they know, Garfield escaped death after being rescued by Jon Arbuckle and snuck out and had dyed his fur gray in hopes of replacing Nermal and becoming useful and loved by everyone. He succeeded on going on the mission, but on the way to space he found that he actually didn't know how to pilot a spacecraft and came crashing back down. He fell unconscious as he was falling so he didn't realise that when he hit the Earth, it was where a stray dog (later known as Odie) was sleeping. Odie cushioned his fall so he barely lived but Odie suffered from brain damage. He didn't die because he actually was from a later series of genetically modified humans and was a better version to Garfield, but the damage made him lose his human abilities and memories. Later, Jon found the duo fainted on the ground and took them in. Garfield swore to never interfere with the government again in fear of failing and never knew he was the one who crippled Odie, whose last memories were those of seeing Garfield crash into him. He couldn't speak anymore so he couldn't say anything to Jon or Garfield about it so he decided to try his best to get along with them and live a happy life. Then started the Garfield series.

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Oct 19, 2019 2:33 AM

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who the hell is jon

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