| Lady's and Gentlemen far and wide, we have some disturbing news to debate. What if i told you that These Flappy little buggers are actually hiding the key to human advancement and they haven't even told us all this time. This mare revolutionary advancement can end world hunger and bring peace to the lands. I propose we pillage the seagulls village as payment for not telling us and we take there freedom the flappyness. We will then interrogate the master seagull for the answers and then begin manufacturing the cure to all man kind. |