Let's pretend that we club members are writing a guide book to getting kicked out of a department store. Remember to number your post with a '#' followed by your respective post number! Let's have fun and be creative and funny!~ ^^ #1 Hide in a pile of fruit and jump out when someone picks up a piece. |
 "I got two bad hands and still built this house of cards Just an average Jack up in the Club who thinks he found a Heart But I don’t go to clubs and don’t believe in love Or holding hearts in grips unless this fist is into which it’s bleeding from" |
| #2 Release 4 little piggies with numbers: 1,2,3,5 into the store :) Let them search for the 4th one |
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| #3 eat all of their ice cream without buying it and blaming it on the dogs XD |
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| #4 Lay on the shelves and ask passerby's to buy you. |
"I got two bad hands and still built this house of cards Just an average Jack up in the Club who thinks he found a Heart But I don’t go to clubs and don’t believe in love Or holding hearts in grips unless this fist is into which it’s bleeding from" |
| #6 Pretend to be the sales lady/man and give away the store's stuff to passing customers. tell them it's the store's anniversary freebie. |
| #7 Replace some of the bottles of lemonade with identical bottles of piss. |
| #8 Walk around with a sword asking customers to "Do battle" |
"I got two bad hands and still built this house of cards Just an average Jack up in the Club who thinks he found a Heart But I don’t go to clubs and don’t believe in love Or holding hearts in grips unless this fist is into which it’s bleeding from" |
| #9 Open every package and spill it on the ground |
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| #10 start eating the contents of said spilled packages off the ground |
| #11 When someone else takes something off a shelf or hanger, quickly snatch it from their hands and put it back, screaming "YOU MUST NOT DISTURB THE BALANCE!" |
| #12 Build tall pyramids of cans and have a contest of who can knock the most down with a shopping cart ; ) |
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| #13 bring a army of 500 cats and attack the department store! later blame it on the penguins. and let Big Foot handle the bill ^^ |
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| #14 put Varmy in a trolley and roll her down the aisle :D |
"I got two bad hands and still built this house of cards Just an average Jack up in the Club who thinks he found a Heart But I don’t go to clubs and don’t believe in love Or holding hearts in grips unless this fist is into which it’s bleeding from" |
| #15 bring a army of 1.500 cats and attack the department store! later blame it on the Owls. and let Snowy handle the bill ^^ #Riptember |
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| #16 Wrap 1,000 kittens in oil soaked bandages before lighting them on fire and letting them loose in the store #Riptember |
"I got two bad hands and still built this house of cards Just an average Jack up in the Club who thinks he found a Heart But I don’t go to clubs and don’t believe in love Or holding hearts in grips unless this fist is into which it’s bleeding from" |
| O-O *silence #17 destroy the city along with the department store and get Snowy to pay the bill. #Riptember |
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| #18 kidnap Kitty's cats and hold them hostage in the store with a huge sign saying "Kitty pays the bills or I make dimsims" |
"I got two bad hands and still built this house of cards Just an average Jack up in the Club who thinks he found a Heart But I don’t go to clubs and don’t believe in love Or holding hearts in grips unless this fist is into which it’s bleeding from" |
| #19 become Catzilla and step on store. Get Snowy to pay the bill. |
| I'm not a billionaire =_= #20 bodyslam Erazmus through the conveyor-belt |
"I got two bad hands and still built this house of cards Just an average Jack up in the Club who thinks he found a Heart But I don’t go to clubs and don’t believe in love Or holding hearts in grips unless this fist is into which it’s bleeding from" |
Snowbelle said: #14 put Varmy in a trolley and roll her down the aisle :D I wouldn't mind getting kicked out for THAT! ^_^ #21 play hide and seek in the clothing section (this actually happened) |
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| :D #22  |
"I got two bad hands and still built this house of cards Just an average Jack up in the Club who thinks he found a Heart But I don’t go to clubs and don’t believe in love Or holding hearts in grips unless this fist is into which it’s bleeding from" |
| #24: Rip off the accessories off of the magazines and try to buy them at the cash register. |
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| #25 peel of all the banana skins and blame it on google |
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| #26 Replace the price code of something huge and expensive with one from a cheap item and insist on buying it at the cashier. If they don't sell it, tell them you're going to sue them for fake pricing tags/codes and you will require to be paid in ripe peeled bananas. |
| Life is short. Make it worth living. |
| #27 Pay in the new currency [your face as the new representative of that monetary bill] and tell them that they have no right to reject you or else .. . |
| #28 Yell "Help! My water broke, someone please call an ambulance!" Works best if you are male or a very skinny and obviously not pregnant girl with tight clothing. P.S: I'm really hoping noone uses what we write here irl. :D |
| Life is short. Make it worth living. |
| #29 Do an impression of the Exorcist. Double Points if a Priest is there. |
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| 30) Throw knives at people. |
You will be what you will to be. |
| #32) fill a sock with poop and swing it around at people like a morning star. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| #34) take off your pants. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| #35) Loudly proclaim that you are going to make love to a fish in order to create a new master race that will thrive when the ice caps melt and the world is mostly covered in water due to global warming. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| #37) get uncomfortably close to other customers and whisper into their ears "I'm watching you pee" |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| #39) loudly proclaim that you have fertilized the caviar |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| #41) Expose yourself to young children. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| #43) Start a mosh pit |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
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